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The Primevals (2023)

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Starring Juliet Mills, Richard Joseph Paul, Leon Russom, Walker Brandt, Tai Thai and Eric Steinberg. Written by David Allen and Randall William Cook. Directed by David Allen. Produced by Charles Band, Vlad Paunescu, Debra Dion, Albert Band, Danny Draven and Wendy Grossberg. Full Moon Features and Castel Film Romania.

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After the body of a huge yeti is discovered and displayed at a university, a small team of scientists head to Nepal to learn more about this amazing creature. With the help of grizzled adventurer Rondo Montana, the group makes its way into an isolated, hidden, forested valley that is kept free of snow thanks to the ancient machinery of an alien race. Soon the protagonists discover that these aliens still exist…  

The yeti's body is displayed at a university
The yeti’s body is displayed at a university

I can’t believe THE PRIMEVALS has finally seen the light of day! This is a film project I have read about and followed the progress of for decades! It seemed destined to be one of those legendary projects that never got made.


Alien lizard-men fight a giant yeti in an arena! Woot!
Alien lizard-men fight a giant yeti in an arena! Woot!

Back in the late 1960s David Allen (stop-motion animator on THE DAY TIME ENDED, THE CRATER LAKE MONSTER, Q: THE WINGED SERPENT and more) developed a fantasy film treatment called RAIDERS OF THE STONE RING. He then filmed a promo reel for it. Hammer Films eventually got to hear about it (at the time Jim Danforth and David Allen were working on WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH), the idea momentarily morphed into a concept called ZEPPELIN VS PTERODACTYLS (now that’s a title!), and Hammer put out a ‘coming soon’ ad for the project that boasted a striking illustration by top Hammer artist Tom Chantrell. But funding wasn’t found and the project stalled. 

Hammer Films would've added zeppelins and pterodactyls into the mix!
Hammer Films would’ve added a zeppelin and pterodactyls into the mix!

David Allen continued to return to the project, hoping to expand on the treatment, and he finally co-wrote a screenplay with Mark McGee. The concept’s title continued to fluctuate, with it being called THE GLACIAL EMPIRE and, later on, PRIMORDIUM: THE ARCTIC WORLD. A new outline was written in the mid-70s by Allen, who now called it THE PRIMEVALS. Allen would then go on to write a script with Randall William Cook, who had a potential financial backer, but, yet again, the funding disappeared. The script for THE PRIMEVALS would continue to be tweaked, altered and updated over time, and it finally became the foundation for the film that was eventually made. 

The explorers approach a skull-faced cave entrance in THE PRIMEVALS
The explorers approach a skull-faced cave entrance in THE PRIMEVALS

Producer-director Charles Band was shown the promotional reel for the film and he agreed to fund the production through Charles Band Productions. But, once more, THE PRIMEVALS project ground to a halt after just a few months of preproduction. Then, in the early 1980s, the project was heavily advertised as part of Charles Band’s Empire Pictures slate of upcoming movies… but (you guessed it) THE PRIMEVALS failed to go beyond the preproduction stage at the studio. Damn it!

A stop-motion alien lizard-man with a ray gun, as seen in the finished film. What's not to like?!
A stop-motion alien lizard-man with a ray gun, as seen in the finished film. What’s not to like?!

THE PRIMEVALS concept was revived again when Charles Band started Full Moon Entertainment. This time the project did move past the preproduction stage! In 1994 much of the principal photography was shot in Romania. Other footage was filmed in the Dolomites mountain range in Italy. But then (there always seems to be another ‘but’ in this story!)… Full Moon got into financial difficulties, which interfered with the completion of the production, though Allen did continue, between other projects, to work on the film at irregular intervals.

David Allen and Chris Endicott pose with stop-motion puppets
David Allen and Chris Endicott pose with stop-motion puppets

Then the ultimate tragedy occurred… when David Allen passed away, aged just of 54, in 1999.

David Allen had left the film elements, stop motion puppets, the storyboards, and all of his equipment in the care of his colleague Chris Endicott. Finally, in 2018, Charles Band launched an Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign to obtain completion funds for THE PRIMEVALS, and this resulted in enough money being raised to allow Chris Endicott to team-up with stop-motion animator Kent Burton and other talented visual effects artists to work on getting David Allen’s passion project finally finished. In 2023 the completed film was premiered at the Fantasia festival and it is now available for us to watch.

A crowd of reptile-aliens sit above the arena, watching the combat below
A crowd of reptile-aliens sit above the arena, watching the combat below

I must say I was over the moon when I eventually got to view THE PRIMEVALS and discovered I was about to be immediately treated to an opening mountain fight scene between sherpas and a big yeti. This is such a great stop-motion set piece! Honestly, this is as good as the creature sequences in Ray Harryhausen’s fantasy films. The yeti hominid creature is definitely a wonderful creation: it looks so good! In fact, this marvellous, massive yeti is so fine, the creature is a joy to look at even when it is displayed as an unmoving exhibit during the scenes at the university.

The amazing yeti roping scene that occurs at the start of the film!
The amazing yeti roping scene that occurs at the start of the film!

The film moves into explorers-on-a-quest mode next, as the protagonists trudge through cave systems and discover a lost valley. THE PRIMEVALS really exudes an old school adventure-fantasy vibe here, reminiscent of such productions as THE ISLAND AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD (1974) and JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH (1959).

I love scenes where characters explore caverns!
I love scenes where characters explore caverns!

Once in the valley, through which a river runs, the group run across primitive hominid humans (actors in man-ape costumes) living in nicely-designed huts that are held aloft by stilt-like arrangements of branches. The scientists concur that the future-tech towers they’ve encountered must be part of a warming system that allows this hidden world to remain free of snow and harsh Himalayan weather.

The group approaches one of the alien towers
The group approaches one of the alien towers

Soon our heroes discover a parked flying saucer, and this leads them to an encounter with alien reptile-people who live in a barbaric domain within the valley! The explorers are taken prisoner and placed in an arena, where they witness crowds of reptilian beings cheering on as a yeti is goaded (via fiendish implants) until it fights captured hominids! Can our heroes escape their predicament?!

A lizard-dude gunner zaps the yeti to make the creature fight in the arena
A lizard-dude gunner zaps the yeti to make the creature fight in the arena

This film, for me, is like the cinematic equivalent of a well-made dish of comfort food: it has all the ingredients I adore, including characters journeying into a lost world, nice-looking stop-motion critters, a rousing orchestral score (by Richard Band), and a no-nonsense, pulpy adventure plot.

Another shot of the yeti on display in the university
Another shot of the yeti on display in the university

I would’ve liked to have seen at least one more stop-motion sequence in the mid-section of the film, but I understand that the filmmakers were constrained, needing to build on what was already shot and what they could achieve with the crowdfunding budget and the time that was available. There is one scene in the movie where characters talk about creatures they’ve spotted in the valley that are not normally-evolved animals, but we never see these beasts. So I assume this dialogue relates to scenes that were never completed. I remember seeing a concept drawing of a massive, horned River Lizard attacking a raft in an old issue of the magazine Cinefantasique, and this was definitely going to feature in the film, but, alas, the filmmakers were not able to complete the stop-motion for this part of the film. However, on the ‘David Allen Version’ disc (which is part of THE PRIMEVALS 3 Blu-ray Collection) the River Lizard sequence is presented with animatics based on Ron Lizorty’s design.
(There’s more info on the River Lizard in a feature at the end of this review…)

The issue of Cinefantasique that featured the river lizard preproduction drawing
The issue of Cinefantasique that featured the river lizard preproduction drawing

But, hey, I’m not here to quibble. I appreciate what everyone (including those who contributed to earlier iterations of the project) did to help get this David Allen love letter to fantasy-pulp-adventure yarns onto the screen.

One of the protagonists, Matt Connor (played by Richard Joseph Paul), is held prisoner by the alien reptile folk
One of the protagonists, Matt Connor (played by Richard Joseph Paul), is held prisoner by the alien reptile folk


The main selling point of THE PRIMEVALS is obviously the effects: the stop-motion animation, plus the miniatures, the optical effects, the props, the makeup effects, the hominid body suits and the matte paintings. They all help make this such an entertaining film. The creative people (who toiled on the final revival production and others who were part of the 1978 crew) include David Allen (of course), Chris Endicott, Kent Burton, Kim Blanchette, Mark Sullivan, Trey Thomas, Wes Caefer, Ken Ralston, Paul Mandell, Dave Carson, Jena Holman, Brett White, Dennis Gordon, Phil Tippett, Randy Cook, Jim Danforth (who was a VFX production consultant), Kevin O’Neill, Doug Beswick, Andrea Von Sholly, Peter Kermode, Steve Neill, Dave Matherly and many more talented folks. Thank you all!

An angry lizard alien
An angry lizard alien


The stop-motion animation in THE PRIMEVALS is such a delight!

The long-armed lizard-men aliens are varied in their looks, wearing different bits of clothing, headgear and armour – and all of them have big-eyed, mean, scowling expressions. Their animation is wonderfully smooth, and the puppets are exquisitely detailed. They’re meant to be the cruel, savage descendants of the original reptile alien visitors, and the animators manage to convey the leering lizard-folks’ spiteful natures well.  

The reptile-men always look a bit pissed off!
The reptile-men always look a bit pissed off!

The yetis are simply awesome. I presume the same puppet was used for the different yetis, and it is a stunning model. The yetis in THE PRIMEVALS are so fine-looking and impressive they will definitely become top fan-favourites with many stop-motion animation aficionados.

I love the yetis!
I love the yetis!

The cast, including Juliet Mills, is decent, though Richard Joseph Paul, playing Matt Connor (the student who predicted the existence of yetis), tends to have an open-mouthed expression that unfortunately makes him look a little vacant some of the time!  Leon Russom, however, is great as the magnificently-named Rondo Montana, contributing an old school, manly presence to the movie. 

Leon Russom plays Rondo Montana
Leon Russom plays Rondo Montana

But as I’ve said already, I’m not here to complain: if you want to watch a movie with they-don’t-make-them-like-that-anymore vibes, that boasts extremely professional stop-motion animation, apemen suits, skull-faced cave entrances, retro sci-fi tech, stone arenas and medieval weaponry… then this is definitely the film for you!    

'A civilization lost in time... invaded one million years ago.'
‘A civilization lost in time… invaded one million years ago.’

THE RIVER LIZARD

Ron Lizorty, Production Designer on THE PRIMEVALS, put lots of work into redesigning the original River Lizard, because David Allen had never cared for some of the anatomy choices on the earlier, original version of the reptile (made for RAIDERS OF THE STONE RING). Lizorty co-designed the armature with Allen, did most of the armature tooling, then did the build-up of the beast with a detailed skin he sculpted and stretched over the muscles, using a puppet-building approach similar to the techniques sculptor and model-maker Marcel (KING KONG) Delgado utilised on his films. Lizorty’s model was truly magnificent-looking, and it would’ve been an astounding stop-motion addition to the movie, that is for sure.

The magnificent River Lizard stop-motion puppet!
The wonderful River Lizard stop-motion puppet!

Chris Endicott confirmed that this horned lizard was definitely intended to be in David’s finished film, but, for various reasons (the original camera negative for most of that sequence was lost by Full Moon, and Full Moon was never prepared to allocate the money nor the time to complete the film entirely, and so compromises had to be made), the reptile wasn’t included in the released movie. However, because Full Moon had created all the promotional artwork for THE PRIMEVALS long before the film was released, the River Lizard does feature in much of the promo art…

Details from two promo illustrations, showing the horned lizard, even though the beautiful brute never made it into the film. Shame!
Details from two promo illustrations, showing the horned River Lizard, even though the beautiful brute never made it into the film. Shame!

Contamination (1980)

'You feel them in your blood!'
‘You feel them in your blood!’
Also known as TOXIC SPAWN
Also known as TOXIC SPAWN
Look into my hypnotic eye...
Look into my hypnotic eye…
Beware the slimy green eggs!
Beware the slimy green eggs!

Starring Ian (ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST) McCulloch, Louise (BLACK MIRROR) Marleau, Siegfried (THE URANIUM CONSPIRACY) Rauch, Marino (TENEBRAE) Masé, Gisela (DEVIL HUNTER) Hahn and Carlo (THE SCORPION WITH TWO TAILS) Monni. Written by Luigi (STARCRASH) Cozzi and Erich (BLOODY MOON) Tomek, directed by Luigi (THE ADVENTURES OF HERCULES) Cozzi, produced by Claudio (THE WITCHES’ SABBATH) Mancini. Special effects by Giovanni (ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS) Corridori.

Ian McCulloch as the alcoholic ex-astronaut Hubbard
Ian McCulloch as the alcoholic ex-astronaut Hubbard
Green slime and red blood!
Green slime and red blood!

Large, green, alien eggs are discovered in a cargo ship and their presence on Earth is linked to a recent space expedition to Mars. One of the astronauts from this martian mission, Commander Hubbard (McCulloch), teams-up with Colonel Stella Holmes (Marleau) to investigate the appearance of these deadly eggs, which burst open when they are disturbed, spraying a sticky fluid that causes victims to explode if it lands on their bodies!

Torso eruptions!
Torso eruptions! There are lots of these gut-plosions!

Hubbard, Holmes and New York police detective Tony Aris (Masé) eventually find themselves in a South American plantation, where a big, cyclopean alien (which had been brought to Earth from Mars as a seed) is using mind control powers to oversee a plan to stockpile vast quantities of the killer green eggs!

The yellow-eyed cyclops alien!
The yellow-eyed cyclops alien!
Martian tunnel seen in a flashback
Martian tunnel seen in a flashback

Also known as ALIEN CONTAMINATION and TOXIC SPAWN, this Italian-German schlocker is a mishmash of sci-fi, splatter and spy story, with a very nifty music score by the group Goblin that really enhances the viewing pleasure of this fun flick.

Above: two shots of the green, slimy alien eggs
Above: two shots of the green, slimy alien eggs

Somehow CONTAMINATION, which is too cheesy and absurd to be taken seriously, found itself on the United Kingdom’s infamous DPP list of ‘video nasties’ in 1984, no doubt because it featured all those shots of people bloodily exploding their intestines and innards everywhere after getting splashed by the goo from the green eggs. These erupting body scenes, obviously inspired by the chestburster incident in ALIEN (1979), are the standout moments in the film, along with the finale, where we’re introduced to the (rather immobile) one-eyed alien. This critter is a pretty cool creation: it has a single, luminous eye, a face that narrows in the middle, and it has several mouths, one of which is on the end of a slimy appendage. The manner in which the alien gobbles up its victims is simultaneously comical and rather revolting. The extraterrestrial beast is well-lit in all its scenes and it makes up for its lack of movement by possessing the psychic ability to FORCE its victims to willingly walk up to it and wait to be eaten!

The appendage-mouth gets ready to start munching a victim!
The appendage-mouth gets ready to start munching a victim!
Nom, nom, nom...
Nom, nom, nom…

The silly, ridiculous plot exists purely to give the filmmakers an excuse to include the scenes of bodies detonating in slow motion (plus the lingering shots of the aftermath of these body-eruptions), the shootouts that boast multiple bloody gunshot squibs, the cyclops-alien climax, and the various shots of noisy, glowing eggs.

Above: some of the many bloody scenes from the movie
Above: some of the many splattery moments from the movie

There’s one scene with Stella trapped in a bathroom with an about-to-explode glowing & moaning egg that seems to go on forever: it’s an awesome sequence!


The egg in the bathroom!
The egg in the bathroom!

Is this movie (directed by Luigi Cozzi going by the Anglicised name Lewis Coates) a sci-fi-horror classic? Well, it obviously isn’t, but the film IS a slimy, gloopy, gory, gonzo B-movie that is a joy to the eyes and ears, especially if you’re a fan of 80s-era Italian exploitation cinema. Oh, and there’s an exploding rat to look out for too!

The mind-controlling martian monster!
The mind-controlling martian monster!

Here are some posters for the movie…

US one sheet
US one sheet poster
Italian poster
Italian poster
German poster
German poster
Australian daybill poster
Australian daybill poster

Here’s the Arrow Video Blu-ray cover…

This cover is coooooooool!
This cover is coooooooool!

Finally, one last look at the splattery action…

Goo, blood, guts and bullets!
Goo, blood, guts and bullets!

Unearthly Stranger (1963)

'Terrifying... weird... macabre!'
‘Terrifying… weird… macabre!’

Starring John (THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN) Neville, Philip (THE SHINING) Stone, Gabriella (CASINO ROYALE) Licudi, Patrick (VAMPIRA) Newell, Jean (RETURN TO OZ) Marsh and Warren (THE TROLLENBERG TERROR) Mitchell. Script written by Rex (BLOOD OF DRACULA’S CASTLE) Carlton, based on an idea by Jeffrey Stone. Directed by John (OUT OF THE DARKNESS) Krish.

Gabriella Licudi plays Julie Davidson
Gabriella Licudi plays Julie Davidson
Jean (WILLOW) Marsh plays Dr. Mark Davidson's secretary, Miss Ballard. But who is she really?
Jean (WILLOW) Marsh plays Dr. Mark Davidson’s secretary, Miss Ballard. But who is she really?

A group of British scientists work on a way to project their minds to other worlds (this is never shown or explained) but it turns out that aliens have already learnt how to project their minds to our planet.

The story is set at the Royal Institute for Space Research
The story is set at the Royal Institute for Space Research
Dr. Mark Davidson (Neville) records his outlandish story
Dr. Mark Davidson (John Neville) records his outlandish story

The main protagonist is Dr. Mark Davidson (Neville), who is married to Julie (Licudi), a pretty Swiss woman with some odd traits, including the habit of sleeping with her eyes open and being able to hold hot objects like oven dishes with her bare hands.

Julie can pick up a really hot casserole dish with her bare hands and doesn't feel any pain
Julie picks up a really hot casserole dish and doesn’t feel any pain

Mark seems rather too unwilling to accept that his wife is not human (even though he is at first suspicious), but he’s so in love with her his judgement is clouded. Finally it is revealed that Julie is, in fact, the physical ‘creation’ of an alien’s mind projection: she is actually flesh and blood whilst the alien focuses on keeping her ‘real’, but the alien’s concentration can falter, which is why she forgets to blink and sleeps with her eyes open, etc.

Julie sleeps with her eyes wide open
Julie sleeps with her eyes wide open

UNEARTHLY STRANGER is a nicely-shot, inexpensive, b&w, low key British science fiction movie with some memorable moments, most notably when the wife ‘Julie’ cries with emotion because Earth children can sense she’s alien… and her tears eat into her skin like acid. This is an effectively-handled sequence, a striking visual idea that illustrates how the alien Julie is so upset she is physically scarred by her own tears. But some viewers might ask why the tears are so corrosive? One could argue that the distraught alien intelligence momentarily forgot what tears were made from and caused acid tears to flow. Or did the alien, which was sent here as a would-be assassin, hurt itself because of guilt? Whatever the reason is, this is a sublime scene that wedges itself in your memory.

All the schoolchildren become aware that Julie is 'different'...
All the schoolchildren become aware that Julie is ‘different’…
...and Julie is upset and begins to cry...
…and Julie is upset and begins to cry…
...and the tears burn her flesh like acid
…and the tears burn her flesh like acid

There are other examples showing what happens when the aliens lose their focus. For instance, when the aliens decide to cease keeping their projections ‘alive’, these ‘people’ simply vanish, leaving behind empty, discarded clothing.

We never see the actual aliens, who are all presumably still residing on their home planet, we only see the human-looking simulacra/projections that the extraterrestrial minds have created.

Discarded clothing after a flesh-and-blood mind projection ceases to exist
Discarded clothing after a flesh-and-blood mind projection ceases to exist

Warren Mitchel, who became famous as the bigoted Alf Garnett in the television series TILL DEATH US DO PART, appeared in a whole bunch of genre films, including UNEARTHLY STRANGER, where he plays the doomed Prof. Geoffrey D. Munroe. Garnett was also in THE TROLLENBERG TERROR (1958), THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF (1961), THE NIGHT CALLER (1965), MOON ZERO TWO (1969) and JABBERWOCKY (1977).

Warren Mitchel plays Professor Munroe
Warren Mitchel as Professor Munroe

Patrick Newell is effective as the callous Major Clarke, John Neville is fine as the nervy & distraught hero, and Gabriella Licudi manages to be both rather exotic and sweet-natured at the same time, as the alien who cannot bring herself to kill her designated victim because she has fallen in love with him.

Unseen things out of Time and Space!'
‘Unseen things out of Time and Space!’
The (rather poor) UK one sheet poster
UK one sheet poster

UNEARTHLY STRANGER is low budget but highly unique.

A cool shot of a spiral staircase
A cool shot of a spiral staircase

Let’s finish with a poster from Italy, which tries to trick potential viewers into thinking the movie might feature aliens with sucker-tipped fingers and tentacles…

There are no tentacles in this movie!
There are no tentacles in this movie!

Sputnik (2020)

The alien is an interesting design
The alien is an interesting design

Starring Oksana Akinshina, Fedor Bondarchuk, Pyotr Fyodorov and Anton Vasilev. Written by Oleg Malovichko and Andrey Zolotarev. Directed by Egor Abramenko.

That's a rather bloody helmet
That’s a rather bloody helmet

In 1980s Russia an independently-minded doctor, Tatyana Klimova (Akinshina), is taken to a military base to help with research focusing on a cosmonaut, Konstantin Veshnyakov (Fyodorov), who has formed a symbiotic bond with a cortisol-consuming alien creature living inside him. Tatyana discovers that the alien can exit its host to feed on live human victims provided by the military authorities. Horrified by this revelation, Tatyana sets out to help Konstantin… but is the cosmonaut complicit in what happens to the victims?

The alien is a funny-lookin' bugger
The alien is a funny-lookin’ bugger

First of all, you shouldn’t go into this Russian film thinking that it’s going to be a full-on sci-fi-horror flick like ALIEN. This is not a monster-on-the-loose film: it focuses more on the unravelling of what the link is between alien and host, what the military are actually planning to do, how the relationships evolve between the main characters, and so on.

The extraterrestrial has got a whole bunch of eyes
The extraterrestrial has got a whole bunch of eyes

But don’t worry, you do get alien attack scenes too!

I really enjoyed the movie, which is handled expertly by first-time director Egor Abramenko. The musical score, by Oleg Karpachev, is very good too, adding to the tension.

A leaping, long-legged critter!
A leaping, long-limbed critter!

SPUTNIK is definitely worth a watch, with a story that works really well, with interesting reveals happening as the plot progresses.

'Man has a new inhabitant'
‘Man has a new inhabitant’
It's a nasty little critter
It’s a nasty little beastie

Forbidden World (1982)

This slimy, mutant muck gets everywhere!
Slimy lumps of self-replicating meaty protein!
Watch out for the lumps of self-replicating meaty protein!
Please don't step in the mutated gunge
Please don’t step in the mutated gunge

Directed by Allan (PROGRAMMED TO KILL) Holzman, written by Tim (GHOST WARRIOR) Curnen, from a story by Jim (CHOPPING MALL) Wynorski and R.J. (BEASTMASTER 2) Robertson and starring Jesse (SILENT RUNNING) Vint, Dawn Dunlap, June Chadwick, Linden Chiles, Fox Harris and Michael Bowen. 

Poster
‘Part alien… part human… all nightmare’

Also known as MUTANT and SUBJECT 20, this Roger Corman-produced ALIEN rip-off is lurid, colourful, exploitative and splattery. It uses some of the sets that were featured in Corman’s GALAXY OF TERROR (1981), a film on which James Cameron was the production designer.

Also known as MUTANT
Also known as MUTANT

This story concerns space ranger Mike Colby (Vint), who arrives at a research station that is under threat from a mutant organism that has evolved from an experimental life form, known as ‘Subject 20’, that has been created by the group of scientists on planet Xarbia.

SAM-104 (Don Olivera) and Mike Colby (Jesse Vint)
SAM-104 (Don Olivera) and Mike Colby (Jesse Vint)

With some oddly edited moments and an okay electronic score, this film presents us with a mutated creature that turns its human victims into lumps of self-replicating meaty protein.

There's lots of fluid dribbling and dripping about
There’s lots of fluid dribbling and dripping about the place
As the organism evolves, it gains a maw full of big teeth
As the organism evolves, it gains a maw full of big teeth
Venturing out onto the planet's surface...
Venturing out onto the planet’s surface…
...they come across this toothsome thingy
…they come across this toothsome life form
A cocoon-type thingy attached to the rocks
A cocoon-type thingy attached to the rocks
A gunged-up and splattery corpse
A gunged-up and splattery corpse

Obviously aiming at the young male market, the movie has the two female characters, Tracy Baxter (Dunlap) and Dr. Barbara Glaser (Chadwick), taking saunas & showers… even though there’s a monster on the loose!

Tracy Baxter heads for the sauna/sunbed room, which is, of course, essential on all distant research bases!
Tracy Baxter heads for the sauna/sunbed room, which is, of course, an essential feature of all distant research bases!
Dr. Barbara Glaser is rather, erm, underdressed
Dr. Barbara Glaser is rather, erm, underdressed

Tracy and Barbara even try to communicate with the creature whilst wearing very short bathrobes. This doesn’t end well when one of the women gets transfixed by a spiked tentacle. Ouch!

"I know! Let's try to communicate with the revolting mutant beast whilst wearing bath robes!"
“I know! Let’s try to communicate with the revolting mutant beast whilst wearing bathrobes!”
Dr. Glaser gets skewered by the critter
Dr. Glaser gets skewered by the critter
Trying to escape the mutant organism!
Trying to escape the mutant organism!

So is this a classic creature feature? Well, it certainly doesn’t reach the heights of science fiction greatness, that’s for sure, but it manages to be a pretension-free sci-fi-horror flick that is a perfect example of the kind of exploitative, pulpy, gaudy production that got made in the 80s.

And the film definitely scores points for giving us a finale with a difference: we get to see the hero performing DIY surgery on a scientist suffering from cancer, so that he can remove the large tumour… and then feed it to the creature, which then proceeds to vomit itself to death!

Classy stuff!

The creature suffers from terminal upchucking!
The creature suffers from terminal upchucking!

Some posters…

French poster
French poster
US poster
US poster

Some other cool stuff…

Finnish video sleeve
Finnish video sleeve
German VHS sleeve
German VHS sleeve
Another German VHS sleeve
US video cover
US VHS cover
Newspaper ad
Newspaper ad
Scream Factory SteelBook cover with artwork by Laz Marquez
Scream Factory SteelBook cover with artwork by Laz Marquez

And here’s a behind the scenes shot…

Corman-tastic critter
Corman-tastic critter

The Legend of the Golden Pearl (1987)

Detail from UK poster

Directed by Teddy Robin Kwan, written by Philip Cheng, Gerald Liu & Yuen-Leung Poon, starring Samuel Hui, Ti Lung, Teddy Robin Kwan, Joey Wong and Bruce Baron.

Ti Lung, Samuel Hui and Joey Wang
Ti Lung, Samuel Hui and Joey Wong
Fighting on top of a plane!
Fighting on top of a plane!

Also known as THE LEGEND OF WISELY, the film’s hero, Wisely (Hui), helps a very short mate steal a sacred pearl from some monks in Nepal, which involves lots of acrobatic fighting. Wisely, who is an adventurer-photographer-science-fiction writer, then becomes involved with an underworld boss and his sister.

Poster
Poster
A space vessel, with a dragon-shaped head, takes to the sky
A space vessel, with a dragon-shaped head, takes to the sky

The middle portion of this Hong Kong movie is, unfortunately, rather uninteresting, though things get livelier once the action returns to Nepal…

That ain't really a pearl, kid...
That ain’t really a pearl, kid…

Here we get a monk-burning, humanoid alien, who wants the ‘pearl’ back because it is, in fact, a solar piloting computer for his spaceship. Finally, the stellar vessel bursts out of the side of a mountain, in the (basic) shape of a dragon, and flies the nasty alien home.

The nasty extraterrestrial dude sets monks aflame
The nasty extraterrestrial dude (Bruce Baron) sets monks aflame
Immolated monks fall to their doom
Immolated monks fall to their doom
That big spike of ice is gonna break, dudes...
That big spike of ice is gonna break, dudes…

The film boasts some decent sets and includes novel action moments, such as a fight atop an aircraft that’s ready to take off, but the mishmash of genre elements, including kung fu, car chases, exotic location-hopping, science-fiction & adventure, doesn’t really come off and, even though a lot of effort was put into the production, the story just runs out of steam, but effects designer Yiu Yau Hung’s fleetingly seen dragon ship is rather nice to look at.

The 'dragon' ship flies out of the clouds
The ‘dragon’ ship flies out of the clouds

Here are some posters for the movie…

Thai poster
Thai poster
A niiiiiiice UK poster
A niiiiiiice UK poster
A novel Hong Kong poster
A novel Hong Kong poster
German poster
German poster

Some VHS, DVD and Blu-ray covers…

Japanese VHS sleeve
Japanese VHS sleeve
I'm sure there isn't a Star Destroyer in this film...
I’m sure there isn’t a Star Destroyer in this film…
Hong Kong Blu-ray cover
Hong Kong Blu-ray cover
French VHS sleeve
French VHS sleeve
Hong Kong DVD cover
Hong Kong DVD cover

And a final look at the big dragon spaceship…

Cool
Cool

The Thing From Another World (1951)

Here comes the Thing...
Here comes the Thing…

Based on the 1938 novella WHO GOES THERE? by John W Campbell, THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD tells the story of a U.S Air Force crew, plus some scientists, who discover an alien being in the ice near a crashed flying saucer in the Artic. The block of ice that encases the extraterrestrial melts (after an electric blanket is thrown over it) and everyone is forced to defend themselves against the single-mindedly vicious killer alien.

Poster
Poster
Some advice: don't put an electric blanket on this ice block...
Some advice: don’t put an electric blanket on this ice block…

This is an extremely good 50s sci-fi horror movie that will always remain one of my all-time favourite flicks.

The iconic moment the crew mark out the shape of the spacecraft buried beneath the ice
The iconic moment the crew mark out the shape of the spacecraft buried beneath the ice

I love this movie’s overlapping dialogue, the way characters don’t finish what they’re saying as someone else cuts in. The cast acts naturalistically, are likeable, and Kenneth Tobey, playing Captain Patrick Hendry, is such a cool bastard!

Tobey is a really cool character in this film. Fact.
Tobey is a really cool character in this film. Fact.
I love this movie's ensemble cast
This movie’s ensemble cast is ace!

The Thing itself is a memorable creation: it is a hairless, sentient vegetable-being that can regrow its limbs, has thorn-like spikes on its hands and can reproduce asexually via seeds that germinate when fed on blood. This otherworldly killer (played by James Arness) regards humans (and Huskies) simply as food and has a raw intellect that is without passion or empathy.

One of the standout sequences involves the characters fighting off the Thing by hurling kerosene at the creature and setting it alight. It’s very thrilling stuff!

Flaming thrills!
Flamingly good action!
Tom Steele did the full-body burn stunt
Tom Steele did the full-body burn stunt
The shutting-the-door-fast scene is another great moment!
The shutting-the-door-fast scene is another great moment!

Our level-headed heroes finally defeat the Thing, but will more be coming?

Zzzzzzzap!
Zzzzzzzap!

“Keep watching the skies!”

Italian poster
Italian poster
UK poster
UK poster
Love the colours used in this poster
Love the colours used in this poster
Tobey breathing...

The Glitterball (1977)

The Mothership!
The mothership!

In the UK two boys make friends with a stranded alien that resembles a small, metal ball. They try to help the silvery being return home, but have to deal with a crook called George “Filthy” Potter. A mothership eventually arrives and it disgorges a whole swarm of alien metal balls to deal with Potter.

Bad guy Potter gets rolled away by the Glitterball's buddies!
Bad guy Potter gets rolled away by the Glitterball’s buddies!

This low budget British kid’s flick, made for the Children’s Film Foundation, features an extraterrestrial that looks just like a metal ball bearing. This silvery alien is hunted by the military and likes to eat a lot! As so often happens in these CFF movies, the main villain is a small-time criminal (played here by Ron Pember), but there’s never any real threat: it’s all very child-friendly.

Max (Ben Buckton) and Pete (Keith Jayne)
Max (Ben Buckton) and Pete (Keith Jayne)

FX-wise, in many scenes the Glitterball is just a small, metal ball rolled along the floor, but for scenes where, for instance, it gobbles-up some food, stop-motion animation is used.

Glitterball's got the munchies!
Glitterball’s got the munchies!
The Glitterball prepares to eat a banana...
The Glitterball prepares to eat a banana…
The Glitterball: you can't get a simpler-looking alien creature!
The Glitterball: you can’t get a simpler-looking alien creature than this!

THE GLITTERBALL was directed by Harley Cokeliss, who’d made the non-science-fiction movie THE BATTLE OF BILLY’S POND the year previously, also for the Children’s Film Foundation. Harley went on to be second unit director on THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980), then directed flicks like DREAM DEMON (1988), BLACK MOON RISING (1986) and WARLORDS OF THE 21ST CENTURY (1982).

Pete reads a copy of poster magazine SCI-FI MONTHLY
Pete reads a copy of poster magazine SCI-FI MONTHLY

Brian Johnson did a lot of the special effects on THE GLITTERBALL, which was quite a coup for such a cheap production. Brian came on board after Harley, through a mutual friend, met up with Brian, who was supervising the model and effects work on Gerry Anderson’s SPACE: 1999 at the time. Brian was happy to help out, but needed Gerry’s okay to do so. Harley met with Gerry at his Bray Studio offices and Gerry generously gave his blessing to the project. Brian and his crew then created flying scenes of the mothership and made a working model of the Glitterball’s own min-spacecraft, complete with lights and an opening hatch.

The hatch of the Glitterball’s mini-spacecraft opens...
The hatch of the Glitterball’s mini-spacecraft opens…

Barry Leith, who’d worked on the British children’s TV series THE WOMBLES, did the stop-motion animation.

Barry Leith animated sequences such as when Glitterball eats some fruit
Barry Leith animated sequences such as when the Glitterball eats some fruit
The novelisation of the film
The novelisation of the film

THE GLITTERBALL was recently released on DVD by the BFI as part of a triple bill of Children’s Film Foundation movies, which also includes SUPERSONIC SAUCER (1956).

BFI DVD
Trend Video VHS cover
Trend Video VHS cover
A close-up of the Glitterball’s mini-spacecraft
A close-up of the Glitterball’s mini-spacecraft
The mothership hovers high in the sky
The mothership hovers high in the sky

Without Warning (1980)

The alien snags another victim!
The alien snags another victim!

People are hunted by a tall humanoid extraterrestrial that kills his victims using spinning, living projectiles.

It preys on human fear...
‘It preys on human fear’…
Kevin Peter Hall played the alien
Kevin Peter Hall played the alien
'Man is the endangered species'
‘Man is the endangered species’

Directed by Greydon (SATAN’S CHEERLEADERS) Clark, this low budget film is structured like a backwoods slasher movie but with an alien instead of a maniac.

WITHOUT WARNING features lots of shots of people falling victim to the flying, fleshy, toothy blobs, showing the red tendrils sinking into human flesh to suck blood and exude yellow gunk.

Red tendrils sink into a victim's face
Red tendrils sink into a victim’s face

Though the film’s pace sometimes flags, the attack scenes are messy, gory fun, with loads of close-ups of the tendrils digging under the skin or through clothing!

Tendrils dig through clothing
Tendrils pierce through clothing

Predating PREDATOR by seven years, WITHOUT WARNING has a (mainly unseen), silent, blue-skinned alien hunting humans (using those killer pancake organisms) for sport. The extraterrestrial hunter is played by Kevin Peter Hall, who also played the Predator in the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

Eek! It's the alien!
Eek! It’s the alien!

The colourful cast, which enthusiastically chew the scenery, includes Jack Palance, Martin Landau, Neville Brand, Cameron Mitchell and Ralph Meeker. The movie also features a young David Caruso wearing very small shorts!

Martin Landau plays unhinged Vietnam vet Fred 'Sarge' Dobbs
Martin Landau plays unhinged Vietnam vet Fred ‘Sarge’ Dobbs
Big ol' Jack Palance
Big ol’ Jack Palance
Watch out, Cameron!
Watch out, Cameron!
David Caruso
David Caruso

The grungy, satisfying practical FX were created by Greg (VAN HELSING) Cannom.
Makeup effects legend Rick Baker did uncredited work on the film, too, building the alien’s big-domed head.

The fleshy projectile has teeth!
The fleshy projectile has teeth!
Belgian poster
Belgian poster
Oh no! Another pic of Caruso playing an obnoxious character in very, very small shorts!
Oh no! Another pic of Caruso playing an obnoxious character in very, very small shorts!
Finnish VHS cover
Finnish VHS cover
German VHS cover
German VHS cover
French poster
French poster
UK VHS cover
UK VHS cover
Fun, squishy, gooey double feature
Fun, squishy, gooey double feature
A couple more posters
A couple more posters
The alien trophy hunter lurks by a shack
The alien trophy hunter lurks by a shack
Boom!
Boom!

Supersonic Saucer (1956)

Creepy Meba!
So creepy!

A group of boarding school kids encounter an alien from Venus and team up with the small extraterrestrial, which they name Meba, to catch a bunch of dastardly crooks.

This is a charming, odd, obscure low budget movie from the Children’s Film Foundation, which was a UK non-profit-making organisation that used to make cheap films for kids with pretty simple, straightforward stories. Other sci-fi/fantasy CFF productions include THE GLITTERBALL and THE MONSTER OF HIGHGATE PONDS.

Meba is meant to look cute, honest...
Meba is meant to look cute, honest…

In this movie the alien can transform into a little cartoon flying saucer (with eyes) that zips around the place. When not flying, Meba is a small puppet-creature that is basically a pair of googly eyes wrapped in a white yashmak. This alien is meant to be endearing… but Meba looks bloody creepy!

Meba is so... strange
Meba is so… strange

SUPERSONIC SAUCER features kids who sound so terribly old-school British (even the girl from South America does!), which is par for the course with a Children’s Film Foundation movie, and the plot is nothing special. So the main attraction is, of course, the alien Meba – who remains a bit freaky-looking throughout the movie!

Just look at its creepy stare...
Just don’t look at its creepy stare…

And this is what I want to know: is Meba a sentient flying saucer that can turn into a little creature with big eyes, or is Meba a little creature with big eyes that can turn into a flying saucer?

Meba's two distinct forms...
Meba’s two distinct forms…

With a story by Frank Wells, the son of H.G. Wells, I’ve read some claims that SUPERSONIC SAUCER was an influence on ET, but I’m sure it’s probably too obscure to ever have gotten onto Steven Spielberg’s radar.

Did Meba influence ET?
Did Meba influence ET?

SUPERSONIC SAUCER was released on DVD by the BFI as part of a triple bill of Children’s Film Foundation movies.

BFI DVD
BFI DVD
A bunch of these aliens on Venus...
A bunch of these aliens on Venus…
Go on, kids, throw it down the stairs!
Go on, kids, throw it down the stairs!
Creeeeeeeeepy
Creeeeeeeeepy