Devil’s Dynamite (1987)

It's... Shadow Warrior!
It’s… Shadow Warrior!

Directed by ‘Joe Livingstone’, starring Mick Stuart, Walter Bond, Richard Phillips, Suen Kwok-Ming, Wang Kuan-Hsiung and Angela Mao.

The narrative often struggles to make total sense
The narrative often struggles to make total sense

Newly-shot footage of hopping vampires, a silver-suited hero called Shadow Warrior and various ninjas is intercut into an older gambling movie called GIANT OF CASINO, which features Angela Mao and Wang Kuan-Hsiung. The freshly concocted plot involves blue-faced vampires used as part of a smuggling operation and ninjas sent on a mission to eliminate Steve Cox, the Gambling King.

Some traditional-style Chinese hopping vampires
Some traditional-style Chinese hopping vampires
Shadow Warrior arms himself with a couple of spears
Shadow Warrior arms himself with a couple of spears

Points of interest include ninjas turned into grinning hopping vampires, Shadow Warrior using a bell to distract a bunch bouncing vampires during a breakneck skirmish, a holy man performing a ceremony to heal injured vamps that seems to involve sticking sparklers into them, and a voodoo doll used to control a priest. 

Ninjas are turned into grinning hopping vampires!
Ninjas are turned into grinning hopping vampires!

Just as this film seems to be on the verge of being almost coherent, the movie cuts to a shot of a ghost girl skipping, before jumping back to more Shadow-Warrior-versus-vampires action. Alex, aka Shadow Warrior, undergoes a ceremony involving a yellow-robed priest painting special symbols on his torso and then throwing shrine dolls ‘into’ his body. Alex becomes a more powerful version of the helmeted Shadow Warrior and, at one point, with the help of the priest, starts doing some moonwalking, before he batters his vampire foes with explosive punches and kicks!

Please note that there are no scenes of ninjas attacking a helicopter gunship in the movie itself...
Please note that there are no scenes of ninjas with rocket launches attacking helicopter gunships in the movie itself…
...but there are scenes of undead ninjas fighting silver-suited Shadow Warrior!
…but there are scenes of undead ninjas fighting silver-suited Shadow Warrior!

Often erroneously listed as a Godfrey Ho opus (nobody seems to know who definitely directed it, perhaps it was Tommy Cheng), this Tomas Tang production is a cheap, cheesy, cheerful challenge to every viewer’s sense of narrative logic. This brain-melter is also known as DEVIL DYNAMITE and, cheekily, ROBO VAMPIRE 2: DEVIL’S DYNAMITE, obviously in an attempt to pass off silver-garbed hero Shadow Warrior as the infamous ‘Robo-Warrior’.

Also known as ROBO VAMPIRE 2: DEVIL'S DYNAMITE
Also known as ROBO VAMPIRE 2: DEVIL’S DYNAMITE
VHS sleeve
VHS sleeve
Another shot of blue-faced hopping vampires
Another shot of blue-faced hopping vampires
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