Child of Peach (1987)

What the hell is this thing?! Read on to find out...
What the hell is this thing?! Read on to find out…
Publicity shot
Publicity shot

Starring Lin Hsiao-Lau, Tu Chin and San Peng, directed by Chao Chung-Hsing and Chen Chun-Liang. A Chin Ke Film Company production.

Four large snowballs land in Peach Garden...
Four large snowballs land in Peach Garden…
...and turn into these green-haired warriors!
…and turn into these green-haired warriors!

High up in the Himalayas is the Peach Garden, an area of eternal springs, flowers and birds, where it never snows, thanks to the natural power absorbed by the Sword of the Sun. But a blue-faced, red-haired, fanged villain called King Devil attacks this tranquil place, steals the sword and kills the master of the garden and his wife, but they manage to save their baby by placing him inside a giant, flying Holy Peach! The huge peach whizzes down from the mountains, causes some trouble at an old couple’s home, then splits open to reveal the baby, which the couple adopt and name Peach-Kid.

It's King Devil! Boo!
It’s King Devil! Boo!
That's a big peach!
That’s a big peach!

When King Devil’s evil forces begin to attack the land, a fairy helps Peach-Kid grow up super-fast, so that he becomes a strong teenager (actually played by actress Lin Hsiao-Lao), who is ultimately able to defeat King Devil’s horrible army, which includes white-clad minions in fright wigs, a strongman with a spiked mace called Hercules, horned, green-haired warriors, a dude called Aeolus, who uses a big bag of compressed wind to defeat people, and a villainess with a flamethrower staff named Grandma from Devil Island.  

Grandma from Devil Island and Aeolus... who uses a deadly bag of wind to attack folks!
Grandma from Devil Island and Aeolus… who uses a deadly bag of wind to attack folks!
Poster
Poster

This Taiwanese flick, loosely based on Japanese folklore hero Momotarō, boasts POWER RANGERS-style villains with colourful wigs, a lot of fun fantasy fighting, and a bunch of pretty novel moments, like the fight with a group of trident-wielding shark men, who have lumpy craniums and dorsal fins on their backs. As the story progresses, Peach-Kid is aided by hefty dude Melon and the former ‘guardian angels’ of Peach Garden, which are three super-powered kids that can become a bird, a gibbon and a dog… and are called Tiny Cock, Tiny Monkey and Tiny Dog. 

Yes, that one kid does, indeed, have long gibbon arms!
Yes, that one kid does, indeed, have long gibbon arms!
Shark fins approach!
Shark fins approach!
Peach-Kid versus a shark guy!
Peach-Kid versus a shark guy!

Things to look out for include King Devil’s showdown with a puppet creature that’s made up of lots of large peaches, some gags involving drinking gibbon urine or getting pissed on by a giant peach, and a brief scene where Peach-Kid blows air down a tube into Aeolus’ mouth, which causes his head to explode! Erm, this is a children’s film, right?

Wacky, weird and fun.

This critter is made from a bunch of big peaches!
This critter is made from a bunch of big peaches!
King Devil faces-off against the peach-creature!
King Devil faces-off against the peach-creature!
The peach-creature squirts urine from its 'belly'...
The peach-creature squirts urine from its ‘belly’…
...which gushes into King Devil's face!
…which gushes into King Devil’s face!
Peach-creature in action!
Peach-creature in action!
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