The Legend of the Golden Pearl (1987)

Detail from UK poster

Directed by Teddy Robin Kwan, written by Philip Cheng, Gerald Liu & Yuen-Leung Poon, starring Samuel Hui, Ti Lung, Teddy Robin Kwan, Joey Wong and Bruce Baron.

Ti Lung, Samuel Hui and Joey Wang
Ti Lung, Samuel Hui and Joey Wong
Fighting on top of a plane!
Fighting on top of a plane!

Also known as THE LEGEND OF WISELY, the film’s hero, Wisely (Hui), helps a very short mate steal a sacred pearl from some monks in Nepal, which involves lots of acrobatic fighting. Wisely, who is an adventurer-photographer-science-fiction writer, then becomes involved with an underworld boss and his sister.

Poster
Poster
A space vessel, with a dragon-shaped head, takes to the sky
A space vessel, with a dragon-shaped head, takes to the sky

The middle portion of this Hong Kong movie is, unfortunately, rather uninteresting, though things get livelier once the action returns to Nepal…

That ain't really a pearl, kid...
That ain’t really a pearl, kid…

Here we get a monk-burning, humanoid alien, who wants the ‘pearl’ back because it is, in fact, a solar piloting computer for his spaceship. Finally, the stellar vessel bursts out of the side of a mountain, in the (basic) shape of a dragon, and flies the nasty alien home.

The nasty extraterrestrial dude sets monks aflame
The nasty extraterrestrial dude (Bruce Baron) sets monks aflame
Immolated monks fall to their doom
Immolated monks fall to their doom
That big spike of ice is gonna break, dudes...
That big spike of ice is gonna break, dudes…

The film boasts some decent sets and includes novel action moments, such as a fight atop an aircraft that’s ready to take off, but the mishmash of genre elements, including kung fu, car chases, exotic location-hopping, science-fiction & adventure, doesn’t really come off and, even though a lot of effort was put into the production, the story just runs out of steam, but effects designer Yiu Yau Hung’s fleetingly seen dragon ship is rather nice to look at.

The 'dragon' ship flies out of the clouds
The ‘dragon’ ship flies out of the clouds

Here are some posters for the movie…

Thai poster
Thai poster
A niiiiiiice UK poster
A niiiiiiice UK poster
A novel Hong Kong poster
A novel Hong Kong poster
German poster
German poster

Some VHS, DVD and Blu-ray covers…

Japanese VHS sleeve
Japanese VHS sleeve
I'm sure there isn't a Star Destroyer in this film...
I’m sure there isn’t a Star Destroyer in this film…
Hong Kong Blu-ray cover
Hong Kong Blu-ray cover
French VHS sleeve
French VHS sleeve
Hong Kong DVD cover
Hong Kong DVD cover

And a final look at the big dragon spaceship…

Cool
Cool

The Battle Wizard (1977)

Man versus giant red snake!
Man versus giant red snake!

Directed by Pao Hsueh-Li, starring Danny Lee, Tan Nei, Lin Chen-Chi and Shih Chung-Tien.

Poster
Poster
The hero fights a gorilla skilled in kung fu. You heard me right: a gorilla skilled in kung fu!
The hero fights a gorilla skilled in kung fu. You heard me right: a gorilla skilled in kung fu!

Saying that this Shaw Brothers movie, based loosely on the novel ‘Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils’, is off the wall is no understatement…

The pre-credit sequence features the Emperor’s brother sending light beams from his fingers to shoot off the legs of his lover’s husband, Wang Yu Win (names vary depending on which film print you watch): yikes! 

Using a finger-beam to shoot at the legs of his lover's husband!
Using a finger-beam to shoot at the legs of his lover’s husband!
First one leg is sliced off...
First one leg is sliced away…
...and then the second leg is shot off!
…and then the second leg is shot off!

Twenty years later, Wang (aka Yellow Robe Man) seeks revenge on the man who crippled him, by attempting to kill his foe’s son, Tuan Yu (Lee). Oh, by the way, Wang now has metal, telescopic, clawed bird feet which he can contract and expand for use in battle!

Wang can eject his metal bird feet over long distances with his super-extending tubular limbs!
Wang can eject his metal bird feet over long distances with his super-extending tubular limbs!

Wang is aided by his brother, who has dime store fangs, a bald, veined, scabby scalp, a metal crab-type pincer in place of one of his arms and a partly mangled face. At one point this dude pinches a guy in the groin with his pincer, lobbing the victim through the air. 

Wang's brother ain't pretty
Wang’s brother ain’t pretty
Watch out for his pincer!
Watch out for his pincer!
Fight!
Fight!

Tuan Yu is helped by a girl called Ling Ar, who has the power to make snakes glow and bore into people’s bodies, and masked swordswoman Miss Moo, who is revealed to be his stepsister. 

One of Ling Ar's magical, glowing snakes
One of Ling Ar’s magical, glowing snakes
A cheap-but-colourful set
A cheap-but-colourful set

Tuan Yu wrestles with a giant, red snake that attacks him in the woods. He wins and, because he drank some of the serpent’s blood, he attains the power to fire beams from his hands (like his dad) and the ability, at one point, to run up vertical walls.

Tuan Yu battles the snake in the water!
Tuan Yu battles the snake in the water!

When Moo and Tuan Yu are thrown into a pit, they are attacked by a kung fu-skilled gorilla (a man in a suit, of course)… and Tuan Yu kills the simian adversary by using a hand-strike to chop off one of its arms!

Kung fu gorilla!
Kung fu gorilla!
This ape won't be so happy...
This ape won’t be so happy…
...once he gets his arm chopped off!
…once he gets his arm chopped off!

Tuan Yu develops even more powers after eating a glowing, green toad. This makes him totally invincible, enabling him to escape the pit.

Tuan Yu, his father and the Emperor, all of whom can fire laser/heat beams, have a final battle with pole-legged Wang and his clawed brother. Tuan Yu, who is now really super-charged, blows the fanged brother’s head off and then blasts Wang, who dissolves in multi-colours onto the floor. Miss Moo also dies, and Tuan Yu rides off with Ling Ar. 

Folks have got all kinds of powers in this...
Folks have got all kinds of powers in this film…
...including the ability to shoot power-beams from their hands
…including the ability to shoot heat-beams from their hands
Zap!
Zap!

This oddball production contains lots of optical/cell animated beam/magic effects during the finale and also boasts an oral flamethrower trick: Wang breaths flames onto his foes and, during the last fight, there’s a contest between his jet of flame and Tuan Yu’s red/green hand beams.

The merging of weird storyline, so-so optical effects (Miss Moo fires cartoon darts out of a bone weapon), theatrical, colourful sets, frenzied pacing and a gorilla that knows kung fu does manage to elicit a decent amount of warped respect for this film!

Flame breath!
Flame breath!
This isn’t a normal bone…
...it fires cartoon darts!
…it fires cartoon darts!

Some more imagery for the flick…

Chinese poster
Chinese poster
German 'limited edition'
German ‘limited edition’
German video cover
German video cover

One more look at the snake fight…

Sssssssssss!
Sssssssssss!

And, finally, let’s see the villain’s ‘mouth flamethrower’ technique in action…

Bad guy's got bad breath!
Bad guy’s got bad breath!

Operation Pink Squad II (1989)

A ghost's severed head prepares to explode!
A ghost’s severed head prepares to explode!

Starring Sandra Ng, Billy Lau, Cheung Man, Woo Fung, Ann Bridgewater, Suki Kwan, Shing Fui-On and Yuen Cheung-Yan. Directed by Jeffrey Lau
for Golden Flare Films Company.

poster
Poster

Female cops go undercover to crack a forgery case and, while they wait to meet up with the counterfeiter bad guy (Fui-On), they stay at an almost deserted apartment block that is haunted by ghosts.

The undead body of the haunted apartment block's landlady is found in a barrel...
The undead body of the haunted apartment block’s landlady is found in a barrel…

Aka THUNDER COPS, this movie is crammed with very broad, farcical humour, much of it centred around a buffoonish, newlywed policeman (Lau) believing that his cop wife (Ng) is having a fling with her boss, Inspector Shin (Fung).

Ghosts in Hong Kong movies just love blue lighting
Ghosts in Hong Kong movies just love blue lighting

Meanwhile, in the ghost-infested building, a monk (Cheung-Yan) captures the various spirits and stores them in drawstring bags covered in Buddhist swastika symbols. These bags are then placed behind a sealed ‘Door of Hell’, but one of the bags is accidentally dropped, enabling the blue-lit female ghost to escape and begin to terrorise the place. Oh, this ghost can be nasty, but also likes to have her toes sucked!


The scared landlady holds a bunch of ghost-filled drawstring bags
The scared landlady holds a bunch of ghost-filled drawstring bags

The overly slapstick film gives us such silliness as Inspector Shin posing as a cross-dressing pimp, a parody of the slo-mo Chow Yun-Fat corridor moment from A BETTER TOMORROW and a scene where two of the guys take part in a literal pissing contest. The flick properly kicks into gear, however, once the monk returns and everyone teams-up to tackle the nasty girl ghost, who eventually gets beheaded.

Inspector Shin goes undercover
Inspector Shin goes undercover
The dumbass cop dude dreams he is Chow Yun-Fat
The dumbass cop dude dreams he is Chow Yun-Fat
The headless body is behind you!
The headless body is behind you!
Thai poster
Thai poster

But now matters really become strange, as the headless body chases after everyone, as does the ghost’s floating severed head!

The detached ghost's head lurks by the door
The detached ghost’s head lurks by the door
The severed ghost head watches as the bad guy threatens the monk
The severed ghost head watches as bad guy Maddy threatens the monk
It takes teamwork to tackle this floating head!
It takes teamwork to tackle this floating head!
I, personally, wouldn't stick my finger into the mouth of an angry ghost's severed head. But that's just me...
I, personally, wouldn’t stick my finger into the mouth of an angry ghost’s severed head. But that’s just me…

To tackle this flying fiend, the heroes use remote control toy helicopters, equipped with mini-rockets, to chase the gliding head! Yes, you heard that right: we now get a fun action sequence as the yellow helicopters pursue the flying head through corridors and rooms, firing missiles at it!

Everyone has a controller to fly their toy helicopters!
Everyone has a controller to fly their toy helicopters!
Close-up of the yellow helicopters
Close-up of the yellow helicopters…
...and each toy is equipped with rockets!
…and each toy is equipped with rockets!
Remote-control helicopters pursue the flying head!
Remote-control helicopters pursue the flying head!

The female ghost’s floating cranium is finally cornered by the helicopters as it rests on a table… so the head decides to self-destruct: it explodes!

The ghost's head lands onto a table and it is soon surrounded by the 'copters...
The ghost’s head lands onto a table and it is soon surrounded by the ‘copters…
...so the ghost head decides to self-destruct, beginning to bleed profusely...
…so the ghost head decides to self-destruct, beginning to bleed profusely…
...and the head explodes!
…and the head explodes!

The blood from the head splatters onto the characters, which attracts even more ghosts, who storm into the building, resembling shambling, long-haired zombies. 

Maddy helps out the cops at the end, but is killed by the zombie-ghosts
Maddy helps out the cops at the end, but is killed by the zombie-ghosts

After a farcical sequence involving the monk suggesting that one of the men should be castrated to save the day, the situation is finally solved with the invocation of Buddhist mythological characters, who magically deal with the spirits.

Yes, it’s very weird.

Also known as THUNDER COPS
Also known as THUNDER COPS

Monster from Green Hell (1957)

Giant wasp with a lot of hairs up its nostrils!
This giant wasp has got a lot of hairs up its nostrils!

This science fiction creature feature was directed by Kenneth G. (THE SPLIT) Crane, written by Louis (I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE) Vittes and Endre Bohem, and stars Jim (THE DAY TIME ENDED) Davis, Robert (I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF) Griffin, Joel Fluellen, Barbara Turner and Eduardo Ciannelli.

The story centres on scientists, armed with grenades, trekking across Africa to find the wasps from a failed rocket experiment… that have turned into mutated giants!

US lobby card
US lobby card

The flick features lots of footslogging scenes. There’s so much walking! These sequences feature the main characters wearing Victorian-era clothing… so that the filmmakers can match the shots with bigger-scale stock footage scenes taken from 1939’s STANLEY AND LIVINGSTONE!

Jim (DALLAS) Davis wears old fashioned explorer gear so that stock footage from STANLEY AND LIVINGSTONE can be used in this movie
Jim (DALLAS) Davis wears old fashioned explorer gear so that stock footage from STANLEY AND LIVINGSTONE can be used in this movie!

And after all that bloody trudging across Africa… the scientists are actually unable to kill the wasps with their grenades during the finale! Yes, the protagonists fail in their mission! But then… an erupting volcano fortunately intervenes and this wipes the critters out. How very convenient!

Giant wasp!
Giant wasp!

The plot for MONSTER FROM GREEN HELL is, as you may have guessed from my comments above, not too hot… but I kinda like the beasties!

Huge insects on the march!
Huge insects on the march!

These creatures are a bit toy-like, but a certain amount of effort was put into them: stop-motion puppets (built by Wah Chang and animated by Gene Warren), plus a full-scale prop head and pincer, are used to bring the bugs to life on-screen. Actually, the full-scale bug head, with swivelling compound eyes, is quite impressive. So it’s a pity the movie didn’t utilise it more.

The full-size monster wasp head model was pretty cool!
The full-size monster wasp head model was pretty cool!

One scene features a stop-motion snake...
One scene features a stop-motion snake…
...and the snake gets skewered by one of the wasps!
…and the snake gets skewered by one of the wasps!

MONSTER FROM GREEN HELL was released on December 12th, 1957 in a double bill with HALF HUMAN.

Check out some posters for the movie…

US insert poster
US insert poster
UK quad poster
UK quad poster
US half sheet
US half sheet
Italian locandina poster
Italian locandina poster
US double bill one sheet poster
US double bill one sheet poster
US double bill three sheet poster
US double bill three sheet poster
Italian poster
Italian poster
This Argentinean poster seems to be suggesting the movie actually features some kind of merman!

A newspaper ad…

'Free with each admission - a poster size blow-up of the monster!'
‘Free with each admission – a poster size blow-up of the monster!’

Here’s the pressbook for the MONSTER FROM GREEN and HALF HUMAN double bill…

Above: some of the pages from the pressbook
Above: some of the pages from the pressbook

And here’s the movie theatre herald (ad flyer) for the double bill of MONSTER FROM GREEN HELL and HALF HUMAN…

'Nightmare thrills beyond belief!'
‘Nightmare thrills beyond belief!’
'Meet the monsters face-to-face!'
‘Meet the monsters face-to-face!’

One last look at the wicked wasps…

Bzzzzzzz!
Bzzzzzzz!

The Oily Maniac (1976)

The Oily Maniac in action!
The Oily Maniac in action!

Directed by Meng-Hua Ho.
Starring Danny Lee, Ping Chen, Lily Li, Lun Hua, Hsieh Wang and Angela Yu Chien.

He's oily and he's a maniac
He’s oily and he’s a maniac
There's no escaping the Oily Maniac...
There’s no escaping the Oily Maniac…

Written by Lam Chua (as Tsai Lan), this Malaysia-set story revolves around disabled seeker of justice Sheng Yung, who works for a law firm and finds himself compelled to use a spell that turns him into a supernatural, oily being, enabling him to protect his childhood sweetheart Little Yue (Chen) from lowlife characters.

Sheng loves Little Yue, though the film reveals that his disability stops her from returning the affection
Sheng (Danny Lee) loves Little Yue, though the film reveals that his disability stops her from returning the affection
Sheng dribbles beneath the door as a viscous puddle...
Sheng dribbles beneath the door as a viscous puddle…
...and then turns into the roaring Oily Maniac to kill Little Yue's would-be rapist attacker!
…and then turns into the roaring Oily Maniac, ready to kill Little Yue’s would-be rapist attacker!

Yung, however, begins to use his sludgy alter ego to inflict muddy vigilante justice on various other deceitful characters, including an unlicensed female surgeon who botches boob jobs, and an actress that accuses an innocent neighbour of rape in court. Once Yung discovers that his corrupt, sleazoid boss is in cahoots with Yue’s new boyfriend, in a scheme that will eventually lead to Yue’s rape and suicide, events rapidly spiral out of control, climaxing in confrontations with machete-wielding thugs and the local cops. 

An example of less than perfect breast surgery...
An example of less than perfect breast surgery…
The Oily Maniac runs amok in an operating theatre!
The Oily Maniac runs amok in an operating theatre!
 The female surgeon gets splatted!
The female surgeon gets splatted!

This Shaw Brothers release, sporting pretty decent production values, is a crazy blend of 70s-style exploitation, horror and action, with some courtroom dramatics added to the mix. 

Courtroom shenanigans
Courtroom shenanigans

The movie’s unique selling point, of course, is the Oily Maniac himself, initially brought to life when Sheng kneels at the bottom of a pit he’s dug in the centre of his living room, chanting a special spell as the hole fills with water. Sheng is submerged beneath the muddy waters… then rises back into view, transformed into a yellow-eyed, mud & oil-coated humanoid monster… as the music from JAWS plays on the soundtrack! This bizarre, grungy creature has an exposed, red beating heart and emits an echoey roar similar to the kind of sounds the monsters made in the cartoon series SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU! 

Sheng performs the ritual that will turn him into the Oily Maniac
Sheng performs the ritual that will turn him into the Oily Maniac
Look into my glowing, yellow eyes...
Look into my glowing, yellow eyes…

The Oily Maniac can turn into an animated, not particularly realistic mud puddle, which slithers around the place, before forming back into a slime-covered humanoid. We see this cartoony splash of goo zipping about floors and walls quite a few times in the movie, accompanied by the JAWS music! After his various attacks, the Oily Maniac always changes back into Sheng, who wakes up lying on the floor of his home, covered in oil splotches.

Here comes the animated slime puddle!
Here comes the animated slime puddle!

Whenever Sheng wants to become the monstrous maniac, he must coat himself in oily substances to trigger the transformation, so we get to see him do such things as pump diesel over his body at a gas station or submerge himself in a barrel of boiling oil near a road construction site. 

Once he’s the Oily Maniac again, he can either slither about as that squirmy puddle or go on the rampage as the lumbering, blobby beast. Interestingly, when it suits him, the Oily Maniac ceases his slow, cumbersome mode of walking and becomes able to leap around very agilely indeed, dashing across rooftops and running over the top of vehicles.

At one point the Oily Maniac spits out oil...
At one point the Oily Maniac spits out oil…
...which splatters all over his attackers!
…which splatters all over his attackers!

Memorable set pieces include the glistening, oil-coated monster rising from a pink bathtub to attack a victim, and a rampage through an operating theatre that specialises in restoring women’s hymens!

A hymen-replacement operation that will soon be interrupted by the Oily Maniac!
A hymen-replacement operation that will soon be interrupted by the Oily Maniac!
It came out of the bathtub!
It came out of the bathtub!
As a scared lover prays for mercy, the muddy monster paces away after killing his latest victim in her pink bathroom
As a scared lover prays for mercy, the muddy monster paces away after killing his latest victim in her pink bathroom

Danny Lee, years before starring in John Woo’s THE KILLER (1989), dabbled in several fantastical Shaw Brothers productions in the 1970s, including THE MIGHTY PEKING MAN (1977) and THE SUPER INFRAMAN (1975). But it’s in THE OILY MANIAC that Lee gets to really immerse himself in an oddball, weirder-than-weird tale. As Sheng, who is disabled (due to contracting polio as a child), he is initially a browbeaten character inspired to become a powerful, avenging pile of slime to protect Little Yue, but his motivations become increasingly muddled, leading to him killing nurses simply because they happen to work for the unlicensed surgeon. 

The Oily Maniac seeks revenge on Sheng's shady boss as he canoodles with his secretary in a car
The Oily Maniac seeks revenge on Sheng’s shady boss as he canoodles with his secretary in a car

Constantly finding excuses to feature bare female breasts and various misogynistic moments, THE OILY MANIAC is certainly sleazy much of the time, intermingling these exploitative sequences with avenging monster action that predates Troma’s THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984).

The gooey glob-thing in action!
The gooey glob-thing in action!

The scenes featuring the vengeful mud-man are actually not particularly gory, but they’re certainly outlandishly enjoyable to watch, culminating in a couple of large-scale showdowns, where we see the Oily Maniac transfixed with blades and shot at by the police. But there’s no stopping this sebaceous mound of muck, who can always turn into a pool of cartoon sludge, so when his slimy arm and his oily head get chopped off at one point… they simply regrow again! Finally, it is a co-worker, who loves Sheng, that ends the Oily Maniac’s reign of vigilante terror by setting him on fire.

Oily Maniac's arm is cut off...
Oily Maniac’s arm is cut off…
...but it grows back!
…but it grows back!
Oily Maniac's head is cut off...
Oily Maniac’s head is cut off…
...but it grows back!
…but it grows back!
Don't ya love the look of this muddy mutha?!
Don’t ya love the look of this muddy mutha?!

A colourful, cruel, crazy Shaw Brothers B-movie gem. 

UK DVD cover
UK DVD cover

Okay then, one more shot of this oily beauty…

Echoey growl!!!
Echoey growl!!!

Attack of the Super Monsters (1982)

This film is odd, okay? You've been warned!
This film is really odd, okay? You’ve been warned!
Off with its head!

Directors: Toru Sotoyama and Tom Wyner. Writers: Masaki Tsuji, Ifumi Uchiyama and Tom Wyner. Voice cast: Tom Wyner, Dan Woren, Robin Levenson, Cam Clarke, Mike Reynolds and Joe Perry.

Zap!
Zap!
This distinctively-posed dinosaur illustration was used for the ATTACK OF THE SUPER MONSTERS VHS cover…
...when Godzilla posed in a similar fashion in GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS (2019)
…and Godzilla posed in a very similar way in GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS (2019) many years later

This film, released on VHS in the USA, is actually an edit of episodes from Japanese TV series DINOSAUR WAR IZENBORG, which was produced by Tsuburaya Productions, airing from 1977 to 1978 on TV Tokyo.

American voice actor Tom Wyner is the unhinged genius who decided to splice four of the 20-minute episodes together and dub them into English. He deserves a medal! 

DVD cover
DVD cover from 2007

This is the story of dinosaurs returning to the Earth’s surface to attack mankind. These monster dinos are super-large, telepathic, can talk and breath fire! They can also turn normal Earth animals, such as dogs and rats, into monsters.

This talking Tyrannosaurus Rex can aim eye-beams at dogs...
This talking Tyrannosaurus Rex can aim eye-beams at dogs…
 ...and turn them into red, slavering killers!
…and turn them into red, slavering killers!

ATTACK OF THE SUPER MONSTERS is a super-weird production: a mix of live action, anime and some stop-motion!

Two harpoons are fired into this dinosaur's mouth... and he just eats them!
Two harpoons are fired into this dinosaur’s mouth… and he just eats them!
The red-eyed brute breaths-out radioactive dust
The red-eyed brute breaths-out radioactive dust

The human characters are portrayed via cartoon animation, whilst the monsters are a mixture of suitmation, some stop-motion (for the underground ‘normal’ dinosaurs) and props. The Earth animals that go mad are either anime (the dogs, rats) or props (rubber bats on wires.)

There’s a lot of scale model work used too, for the buildings, vehicles and landscapes.

Red rats attack a little girl!
Red rats attack a little girl!
A subterranean stop-motion sauropod
A subterranean stop-motion sauropod
These cave-dwelling stop-motion dinosaurs are rather crudely animated
These cave-dwelling stop-motion dinosaurs are rather crudely animated

The world is defended by Gemini Force, which is led by the semi-android brother and sister duo of Jim and Gem Starbuck… who can ‘combine’ in a ‘Gemini transfer’ that joins their ‘life essences’ together so that they can beat the monsters.

"Gem.. Gem... Gemini!"
“Gem.. Gem… Gemini!”

One of the super monsters is a glowing-eyed stegosaurus that can vibrate its back-plates to turn cartoon rats into killers! Gemini Force uses its drill-nosed flying Gemini Ship to slice off some of the dinosaur’s back-plates… and then our heroes bore their vehicle straight through the stegosaurus’ belly! The dino then blows up, of course.

This stegosaurus can talk and control hordes of cartoon rats!
This stegosaurus can talk and control hordes of cartoon rats!
Watch out for the red rodent!
Watch out for the red rodent!
A super-styracosaurus can emit yellow beams from its mouth!
A super-styracosaurus can emit a yellow beam from its mouth…
...and it can also breath fire!
…and it can also breath fire!
The styracosaurus teams-up another super monster, who has had one of its arms sawn off by Gemini Force!
The styracosaurus teams-up another super monster, who has had one of its arms sawn off by Gemini Force!

Another dino-kaiju that attacks the surface world is a huge pteranodon that commands a flock of killer bats! This beaked beast pecks at a skyscraper at one point.

When pterosaurs attack!
When pterosaurs attack!
 Gemini Force injures the pteranodon... and it explodes!
Gemini Force injures the pteranodon… and it explodes!
A dead killer bat
A dead killer bat

The main villain, Lord Tyrannus, is actually portrayed by the reused T-Rex suit from the gloriously cheesy film THE LAST DINOSAUR (1977)!

Man-in-suit Lord Tyrannus rules over his stop-motion dinosaur underlings!
Man-in-suit Lord Tyrannus rules over his stop-motion dinosaur underlings!

Oh, the madness of it all!

Boom!
Boom!

Don’t try to logically make sense of it all, or your brain may well explode just like the dinosaurs do in this film. Just go with the flow and enjoy…

From Hell It Came (1957)

Angry tree stump on the loose!
Angry tree stump on the loose!

This sci-fi-supernatural-horror flick was directed by Dan (THE PHANTOM FROM 10,000 LEAGUES) Milner, written by Richard Bernstein, and stars Tod (RETURN OF THE APE MAN) Andrews, Tina (THE MAN WHO TURNED TO STONE) Carver, Linda Watkins, John (WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST) McNamara, Gregg (ZOMBIES OF MORA TAU) Palmer and Robert Swan.

US one sheet poster
US one sheet poster

An island prince is accused of a murder he didn’t commit, is executed with a dagger hammered into his heart and then buried. Scientists based on the island, dealing with an outbreak of plague, must now deal with an altogether different problem… when the deceased prince returns from the dead… as a vengeful tree monster!

The prince is innocent! This is a travesty of justice! I hope he returns as a killer tree!
The prince is innocent! This is a travesty of justice! I hope he returns as a killer tree!
Stumpy likes the ladies
Stumpy likes the ladies

FROM HELL IT CAME has a talky start, where we must suffer some Dick Van Dyke-level ‘cockney’ chat courtesy of Mrs Kilgore (Watkins). We also get to hear some outdated views on a woman’s role in life, when the female protagonist, Dr Terry Mason (Carver), is told by her boyfriend she should become a wife & mother at home, rather than a doctor.

The wooden monster, known as Tabanga, paces (very slowly) through the trees...
The wooden monster, known as Tabanga, paces (very slowly) through the trees…
As with so many 50s monsters, this bark-covered beast likes to scare the ladies!
As with so many 1950s movie monsters, this bark-covered beast likes to scare the ladies!

But don’t worry, forget about all that chatty stuff, the film livens up once the stump-monster sprouts from the grave. I know this creature is the butt of jokes and is considered to be a very goofy, stupid movie critter… but I actually found it kind of creepy in several scenes! The leering lump of wood is not a very agile monster (it’s a stiff hunk of bark, let’s face it!), so it basically just lurks amongst the foliage sometimes and looms over its victims, and I guess this is what I found slightly eerie and freaky about it!

The sneering wooden lump strikes again!
The sneering wooden avenger strikes again!

The wooden, radioactive, revenge-seeking Tabanga (pronounced Tabonga in the film) was designed by an uncredited Paul Blaisdell and looks charmingly ridiculous as it goes on its (plodding) South Seas island rampage.

Tabanga is, of course, the main reason to watch this flick!

Please don't laugh! (Okay, you can if you want to)
Please don’t laugh! (Okay, you can if you want to)
The angry stump stomps about!
The angry stump stomps about!
She done him wrong... so he dumps her into a pit of quicksand!
She done him wrong… so he dumps her into a pit of quicksand!

Below are some of Paul Blaisdell’s concept sketches for Tabanga. The monster suit was built by Don Post Studios, but it was clearly based Paul’s designs. Paul, unfortunately, never got paid for his work and didn’t get his sketches back, either. 

Paul Blaisdell concept art showing the front and back of Tobanga
Paul Blaisdell concept art showing designs for the front and back of Tabanga
More concept art, including an exploration of how Tobanga grows up from the ground
More of Paul’s concept art, including an exploration of how Tabanga grows up from the ground

Here are some simply stump-tastic posters…

US three sheet poster
US three sheet poster
US poster
US poster
US half sheet
US half sheet
UK quad poster
UK quad poster
US insert poster
US insert poster

Some lobby cards…

Lobby card
Lobby card
Lobby card
Lobby card
Lobby card
Lobby card
Lobby card
Lobby card

Newspaper ads…

From Hell It Came was released by Allied Artists on a double bill with The Disembodied
From Hell It Came was released by Allied Artists on a double bill with The Disembodied
'The DOUBLE DEMON show!'
‘The DOUBLE DEMON show!’

Double bill pressbook for FROM HELL IT CAME and THE DISEMBODIED…

Above: various pages from the pressbook...
Above: various pages from the pressbook…

Okay, one more look at Tabanga terrorising a victim…

I'm rooting for Tabanga!
I’m rooting for Tabanga!

Brides of Blood (1968)

The globby monster approaches the sacrificial victim!
The globby monster approaches a sacrificial victim!

Also known as BRIDES OF THE BEAST, ISLAND OF LIVING HORROR and other titles, BRIDES OF BLOOD was directed by Eddie (THE BEAST OF THE YELLOW NIGHT) Romero and Gerardo (BLOOD OF THE VAMPIRES) de Leon, written by Cesar (THE BLOOD DRINKERS) Amigo and stars John (THE TWILIGHT PEOPLE) Ashley, Kent (THE MIGHTY GORGA) Taylor, Beverly (INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS) Hills, Eva Darren, Mario Montenegro and Oscar Keesee.

'Sacrificed to the non-human creature!'
‘Sacrificed to the non-human creature!’

This cult flick tells the lurid tale of a scientist (Taylor), his sexually frustrated wife (Hills) and a member of the Peace Corps (Ashley) visiting Blood Island. Here they discover that nearby atomic bomb tests from the 40s have caused mutations in the local flora and fauna.

Kent Taylor and Beverly Hills (aka Beverly Powers)
Kent Taylor and Beverly Hills (aka Beverly Powers)
John Ashley: a regular in Filipino monster movies
John Ashley: a regular in Filipino monster movies

These mutant oddities include killer plants (many of them banana trees!), a flesh-hungry butterfly and a monstrous being that the locals placate by offering him local sacrificial maidens to be lusted over and ripped to pieces. As the story progresses, the alter ego of this blubbery, woman-hungry humanoid is eventually discovered…


Who is actually turning into this weird-faced fiend?!
Who is actually turning into this weird-faced fiend?!
'Lusting for women it terrified the land!'
‘Lusting for women it terrified the land!’

This Filipino horror movie, one of a series of ‘Blood Island’ films (others including BEAST OF BLOOD and THE MAD DOCTOR OF BLOOD ISLAND), is an entertaining, pulpy yarn, like something you’d imagine reading in an old issue of Weird Tales.

She's tied-up... awaiting the arrival of the blobby, woman-ripping creature!
She’s tied-up… awaiting the arrival of the blobby, woman-ripping creature!
Drums 'n' dancing...
Drums ‘n’ dancing…
Mutant trees!
Mutant trees!
Come on, what's not to like about this film?!
Come on, what’s not to like about this film?!

I actually enjoyed the film a lot, appreciating the sweaty, exploitative nature of the production, with its mix of mild nudity, 60s-style gore and 50s-style atomic monster plotting. The bizarre ecology of the island was fun to see, especially the many killer trees scattered around the place, with their writhing, waving branches waiting to snag an unwary victim.

Severed limbs tangled amongst a killer tree's branches
Severed limbs tangled amongst a killer tree’s branches
Okay, I admit: this isn't the most realistic severed head ever featured in a monster movie...
Okay, I admit: this isn’t the most realistic severed head I’ve ever seen featured in a monster movie…

The central, woman-mangling being is an insane-looking creation: a blobby, red-eyed, hairy-eyebrowed, moaning man-monster. This critter is, of course, pretty silly-looking… and yet… it is very memorable at the same time!

Just look at this rubbery, rudimentary reprobate! Love it!
Just look at this rubbery, rudimentary reprobate! I love it!

Sam Sherman, the colourful independent producer and distributor of drive-in films from the 60s to the 80s, came up with the marketing gimmick of offering female theatre patrons in the USA the opportunity to receive a free engagement ring set and become a Bride of Blood!

Here are some wonderfully sensationalist posters for the film…

US one sheet
US one sheet poster
Italian poster
Italian poster
Spanish poster
Spanish poster
Italian poster
Italian poster
US one sheet (including the engagement rings marketing!)
US one sheet (including the engagement rings marketing!)
Italian poster
Italian poster

Here’s an in-yer-faced DVD sleeve…

'Brutal orgy of ghastly terror!'
‘Brutal orgy of ghastly terror!’

A final look at the rubbery, goofy-as-hell monster…

Eek!
Eek!

Okay, I lied: here’s one more chance to feast your eyes on the ludicrous, libidinous beast…

The licentious monster grabs a victim!
The licentious monster grabs a victim!

Nope (2022)

If you look at it, the thing'll eat you!
If you look at it, the thing’ll eat you!

Jordan Peele’s sci-fi-horror film stars Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer, Steven Yeun, Michael Wincott and Brandon Perea.

Keke Palmer, Daniel Kaluuya and Steven Yeun
Keke Palmer, Daniel Kaluuya and Steven Yeun

The story centres on the Haywood siblings (Kaluuya & Palmer), who run a ranch that hires out horses for Hollywood productions. They discover that the area around their ranch has become the hunting ground of a UFO-like predatory creature… so they decide to try and capture evidence of this aerial beast…

Poster
Poster

NOPE has received mixed reviews, some very positive and others criticising Peele’s exotic plot, which not only involves this extraterrestrial critter but also includes a grisly backstory that features a chimp actor from a television show going on a bloody rampage!

Killer chimp flashback!
Killer chimp flashback!

I, thus, went into this movie expecting it to be potentially a mess, but I actually REALLY enjoyed it!

Michael Wincott screams!
Michael Wincott screams!
Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer and Brandon Perea
Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer and Brandon Perea

Peele uses the film’s locations well, shooting the vast, cloudy sky effectively, providing teasing glimpses of the ‘flying saucer’ whooshing behind the cloud cover. He also creates some tense scenes and a few jump scares, and also makes good use of imagery like lights going off and inflatable tube man figures deflating whenever the creature is near.

The monster itself is a fine creation: a beast that can take the shape of a smooth-skinned, fast-moving ‘UFO’ with a central ‘mouth’ that it uses the vacuum-up victims. This thing can also unravel itself, to become more like a vast mass of unfurled membranes.

A victim is swallowed by the living UFO-creature!
A victim is swallowed by the living UFO-creature!

When the film reaches its climax the score is amped up, imbuing the movie with a neo-Western vibe, as the siblings confront the creature on horseback and on an electric motorbike, trying to stay alive and also still endeavouring to get an elusive shot of the hungry, floating monster.

Well worth a watch.

Here’s a bunch of shots of the lovely critter…

Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope

Finally, here’s the Dolby Cinema poster for the film…

 This poster uses the design on the jacket worn by Steven Yeun's character for inspiration
This poster uses the design on the jacket worn by Steven Yeun’s character for inspiration

Day Shift (2022)

Check your shoulder, Bud
Check your shoulder, Bud

This action-horror-comedy was directed by J.J. Perry and was written by Tyler Tice & Shay Hatten. It stars Jamie Foxx, Dave Franco, Snoop Dogg, Natasha Liu Bordizzo, Meagon Good, Karla Souza, Steve Howey and Scott Adkins.

Poster
Poster

Bud Jablonski (Foxx) pretends to be a San Fernando Valley pool cleaner, but he is actually a vampire hunter. He earns his living by selling the teeth he extracts from the vampires he kills. Bud is currently a freelance hunter of vampires, but he really needs to make more money so that his ex-wife doesn’t move to Florida with his daughter. In order to pay for his daughter’s expensive school bills, Bud must go back to the vampire-hunting union that had kicked him out previously, because of his unorthodox hunting style that broke many of the union’s protocols.

Vampire!
Vampire!

Bud does get another chance to work with the union… but he is forced to work the day shift (which doesn’t pay as much) and he must also team-up with a strait-laced union rep called Seth (Franco).

To make matters worse, Bud has made an enemy of top vampire (and real estate entrepreneur) Audrey San Fernando (Souza), after he kills an aged female vampire that turns out to be Audrey’s daughter. Audrey swears revenge and sets her sights on Bud’s family…

The old vampire lady is actually Audrey's daughter
The old vampire lady is actually Audrey’s daughter

This sun-drenched, big & bright Netflix movie looks good, never drags, and has cool fight choreography. Some of the ways the vampires contort themselves during skirmishes are pretty novel and there are some fairly inventive kills!

A lot of these vampires are contortionists!
A lot of these vampires are contortionists!

I think the vampire-hunting union office in DAY SHIFT is an okay idea too, and I’m sure it was a world-building attempt to create a vampire-killing version of the hitmen organisation seen in the JOHN WICK films.

Snoop Dogg, playing a cool colleague of Bud’s called Big John Elliott, is not the greatest thespian ever, but he’s fun to watch when he’s on-screen. And I did really like Big Bertha: his lethal mini-gun!

Snoop Dogg is pretty tall, especially when he's wearing a stetson
Snoop Dogg is pretty tall, especially when he’s wearing a stetson
Snoop with 'Big Bertha'
Snoop with ‘Big Bertha’

Martial arts star Scott Adkins is good in a one-off action sequence, playing top vampire hunter Diran Nazarian. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I reckon I would rather have seen a movie about him and his brother Mike (Howey): they are great!

Jamie Fox, Scott Adkins, Steve Howey and Dave Franco
Jamie Fox, Scott Adkins, Steve Howey and Dave Franco

Within the mythos of DAY WATCH, there are different types of vampire, which are described and shown in the movie, but I must admit that I couldn’t really see what the differences were between most of them during the various action scenes.

Karla Souza is Audrey San Fernando
Karla Souza is Audrey San Fernando

The idea of ‘good vampires’, who choose to help out humans, is suddenly introduced later on in the story, without the concept being talked about previously, and I think this is an odd plot choice. During most of DAY SHIFT’s running time it seems that victims just become evil bloodsuckers if they are turned… and then, out of nowhere… characters can choose to be helpful to Bud!

The finale, involving main vamp Audrey kidnapping Bud’s family, is really rather weak, unfortunately. It’s the kind of ending we’ve seen in countless action movies before and it just lacks logic: why doesn’t Audrey just vampirize Bud’s daughter straight away, rather than keep her alive so that the hero dad can manage to save her? This finale is set in a large, pretty impressive, hidden Mayan-type temple, but the location isn’t really utilised in the action as much as I think it should have been. Shame.

When Audrey gets angry she gets ugly!
When Audrey gets angry she gets ugly!

Karla Souza, as villainess Audrey San Fernando, is okay, but I actually thought her main henchman Klaus, played by German actor Oliver Masucci, had a better look and old-school vampire vibe.

Oliver Masucci as Klaus
Oliver Masucci as Klaus

DAY SHIFT is colourful, forgettable fun.

Character poster - Jamie Foxx
Character poster – Jamie Foxx
Character poster - Snoop Dogg
Character poster – Snoop Dogg
Character poster - Karla Souza
Character poster – Karla Souza
Character poster - Meagon Good
Character poster – Meagon Good
Audrey sheds a vampire tear
Audrey sheds a vampire tear

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