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The Battle Wizard (1977)

Man versus giant red snake!
Man versus giant red snake!

Directed by Pao Hsueh-Li, starring Danny Lee, Tan Nei, Lin Chen-Chi and Shih Chung-Tien.

Poster
Poster
The hero fights a gorilla skilled in kung fu. You heard me right: a gorilla skilled in kung fu!
The hero fights a gorilla skilled in kung fu. You heard me right: a gorilla skilled in kung fu!

Saying that this Shaw Brothers movie, based loosely on the novel ‘Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils’, is off the wall is no understatement…

The pre-credit sequence features the Emperor’s brother sending light beams from his fingers to shoot off the legs of his lover’s husband, Wang Yu Win (names vary depending on which film print you watch): yikes! 

Using a finger-beam to shoot at the legs of his lover's husband!
Using a finger-beam to shoot at the legs of his lover’s husband!
First one leg is sliced off...
First one leg is sliced away…
...and then the second leg is shot off!
…and then the second leg is shot off!

Twenty years later, Wang (aka Yellow Robe Man) seeks revenge on the man who crippled him, by attempting to kill his foe’s son, Tuan Yu (Lee). Oh, by the way, Wang now has metal, telescopic, clawed bird feet which he can contract and expand for use in battle!

Wang can eject his metal bird feet over long distances with his super-extending tubular limbs!
Wang can eject his metal bird feet over long distances with his super-extending tubular limbs!

Wang is aided by his brother, who has dime store fangs, a bald, veined, scabby scalp, a metal crab-type pincer in place of one of his arms and a partly mangled face. At one point this dude pinches a guy in the groin with his pincer, lobbing the victim through the air. 

Wang's brother ain't pretty
Wang’s brother ain’t pretty
Watch out for his pincer!
Watch out for his pincer!
Fight!
Fight!

Tuan Yu is helped by a girl called Ling Ar, who has the power to make snakes glow and bore into people’s bodies, and masked swordswoman Miss Moo, who is revealed to be his stepsister. 

One of Ling Ar's magical, glowing snakes
One of Ling Ar’s magical, glowing snakes
A cheap-but-colourful set
A cheap-but-colourful set

Tuan Yu wrestles with a giant, red snake that attacks him in the woods. He wins and, because he drank some of the serpent’s blood, he attains the power to fire beams from his hands (like his dad) and the ability, at one point, to run up vertical walls.

Tuan Yu battles the snake in the water!
Tuan Yu battles the snake in the water!

When Moo and Tuan Yu are thrown into a pit, they are attacked by a kung fu-skilled gorilla (a man in a suit, of course)… and Tuan Yu kills the simian adversary by using a hand-strike to chop off one of its arms!

Kung fu gorilla!
Kung fu gorilla!
This ape won't be so happy...
This ape won’t be so happy…
...once he gets his arm chopped off!
…once he gets his arm chopped off!

Tuan Yu develops even more powers after eating a glowing, green toad. This makes him totally invincible, enabling him to escape the pit.

Tuan Yu, his father and the Emperor, all of whom can fire laser/heat beams, have a final battle with pole-legged Wang and his clawed brother. Tuan Yu, who is now really super-charged, blows the fanged brother’s head off and then blasts Wang, who dissolves in multi-colours onto the floor. Miss Moo also dies, and Tuan Yu rides off with Ling Ar. 

Folks have got all kinds of powers in this...
Folks have got all kinds of powers in this film…
...including the ability to shoot power-beams from their hands
…including the ability to shoot heat-beams from their hands
Zap!
Zap!

This oddball production contains lots of optical/cell animated beam/magic effects during the finale and also boasts an oral flamethrower trick: Wang breaths flames onto his foes and, during the last fight, there’s a contest between his jet of flame and Tuan Yu’s red/green hand beams.

The merging of weird storyline, so-so optical effects (Miss Moo fires cartoon darts out of a bone weapon), theatrical, colourful sets, frenzied pacing and a gorilla that knows kung fu does manage to elicit a decent amount of warped respect for this film!

Flame breath!
Flame breath!
This isn’t a normal bone…
...it fires cartoon darts!
…it fires cartoon darts!

Some more imagery for the flick…

Chinese poster
Chinese poster
German 'limited edition'
German ‘limited edition’
German video cover
German video cover

One more look at the snake fight…

Sssssssssss!
Sssssssssss!

And, finally, let’s see the villain’s ‘mouth flamethrower’ technique in action…

Bad guy's got bad breath!
Bad guy’s got bad breath!
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The Oily Maniac (1976)

The Oily Maniac in action!
The Oily Maniac in action!

Directed by Meng-Hua Ho.
Starring Danny Lee, Ping Chen, Lily Li, Lun Hua, Hsieh Wang and Angela Yu Chien.

He's oily and he's a maniac
He’s oily and he’s a maniac
There's no escaping the Oily Maniac...
There’s no escaping the Oily Maniac…

Written by Lam Chua (as Tsai Lan), this Malaysia-set story revolves around disabled seeker of justice Sheng Yung, who works for a law firm and finds himself compelled to use a spell that turns him into a supernatural, oily being, enabling him to protect his childhood sweetheart Little Yue (Chen) from lowlife characters.

Sheng loves Little Yue, though the film reveals that his disability stops her from returning the affection
Sheng (Danny Lee) loves Little Yue, though the film reveals that his disability stops her from returning the affection
Sheng dribbles beneath the door as a viscous puddle...
Sheng dribbles beneath the door as a viscous puddle…
...and then turns into the roaring Oily Maniac to kill Little Yue's would-be rapist attacker!
…and then turns into the roaring Oily Maniac, ready to kill Little Yue’s would-be rapist attacker!

Yung, however, begins to use his sludgy alter ego to inflict muddy vigilante justice on various other deceitful characters, including an unlicensed female surgeon who botches boob jobs and an actress that accuses an innocent neighbour of rape in court. Once Yung discovers that his corrupt, sleazoid boss is in cahoots with Yue’s new boyfriend, in a scheme that will eventually lead to Yue’s rape and suicide, events rapidly spiral out of control, climaxing in confrontations with machete-wielding thugs and the local cops. 

An example of less than perfect breast surgery...
An example of less than perfect breast surgery…
The Oily Maniac runs amok in an operating theatre!
The Oily Maniac runs amok in an operating theatre!
 The female surgeon gets splatted!
The female surgeon gets splatted!

This Shaw Brothers release, sporting pretty decent production values, is a crazy blend of 70s-style exploitation, horror and action, with some courtroom dramatics added to the mix. 

Courtroom shenanigans
Courtroom shenanigans

The movie’s unique selling point, of course, is the Oily Maniac himself, initially brought to life when Sheng kneels at the bottom of a pit he’s dug in the centre of his living room, chanting a special spell as the hole fills with water. Sheng is submerged beneath the muddy waters… then rises back into view, transformed into a yellow-eyed, mud & oil-coated humanoid monster… as the music from JAWS plays on the soundtrack! This bizarre, grungy creature has an exposed, red beating heart and emits an echoey roar similar to the kind of sounds the monsters made in the cartoon series SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU! 

Sheng performs the ritual that will turn him into the Oily Maniac
Sheng performs the ritual that will turn him into the Oily Maniac
Look into my glowing, yellow eyes...
Look into my glowing, yellow eyes…

The Oily Maniac can turn into an animated, not particularly realistic mud puddle, which slithers around the place, before forming back into a slime-covered humanoid. We see this cartoony splash of goo zipping about floors and walls quite a few times in the movie, accompanied by the JAWS music! After his various attacks, the Oily Maniac always changes back into Sheng, who wakes up lying on the floor of his home, covered in oil splotches.

Here comes the animated slime puddle!
Here comes the animated slime puddle!

Whenever Sheng wants to become the monstrous maniac, he must coat himself in oily substances to trigger the transformation, so we get to see him do such things as pump diesel over his body at a gas station or submerge himself in a barrel of boiling oil near a road construction site. 

Once he’s the Oily Maniac again, he can either slither about as that squirmy puddle or go on the rampage as the lumbering, blobby beast. Interestingly, when it suits him, the Oily Maniac ceases his slow, cumbersome mode of walking and becomes able to leap around very agilely indeed, dashing across rooftops and running over the top of vehicles.

At one point the Oily Maniac spits out oil...
At one point the Oily Maniac spits out oil…
...which splatters all over his attackers!
…which splatters all over his attackers!

Memorable set pieces include the glistening, oil-coated monster rising from a pink bathtub to attack a victim and a rampage through an operating theatre that specialises in restoring women’s hymens!

A hymen-replacement operation that will soon be interrupted by the Oily Maniac!
A hymen-replacement operation that will soon be interrupted by the Oily Maniac!
It came out of the bathtub!
It came out of the bathtub!
As a scared lover prays for mercy, the muddy monster paces away after killing his latest victim in her pink bathroom
As a scared lover prays for mercy, the muddy monster paces away after killing his latest victim in her pink bathroom

Danny Lee, years before starring in John Woo’s THE KILLER (1989), dabbled in several fantastical Shaw Brothers productions in the 1970s, including THE MIGHTY PEKING MAN (1977) and THE SUPER INFRAMAN (1975). But it’s in THE OILY MANIAC that Lee gets to really immerse himself in an oddball, weirder-than-weird tale. As Sheng, who is disabled (due to contracting polio as a child), he is initially a browbeaten character inspired to become a powerful, avenging pile of slime to protect Little Yue, but his motivations become increasingly muddled, leading to him killing nurses simply because they happen to work for the unlicensed surgeon. 

The Oily Maniac seeks revenge on Sheng's shady boss as he canoodles with his secretary in a car
The Oily Maniac seeks revenge on Sheng’s shady boss as he canoodles with his secretary in a car

Constantly finding excuses to feature bare female breasts and various misogynistic moments, THE OILY MANIAC is certainly sleazy much of the time, intermingling these exploitative sequences with avenging monster action that predates Troma’s THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984).

The gooey glob-thing in action!
The gooey glob-thing in action!

The scenes featuring the vengeful mud-man are actually not particularly gory, but they’re certainly outlandishly enjoyable to watch, culminating in a couple of large-scale showdowns, where we see the Oily Maniac transfixed with blades and shot at by the police. But there’s no stopping this sebaceous mound of muck, who can always turn into a pool of cartoon sludge, so when his slimy arm and his oily head get chopped off at one point… they simply regrow again! Finally, it is a co-worker, who loves Sheng, that ends the Oily Maniac’s reign of vigilante terror by setting him on fire.

Oily Maniac's arm is cut off...
Oily Maniac’s arm is cut off…
...but it grows back!
…but it grows back!
Oily Maniac's head is cut off...
Oily Maniac’s head is cut off…
...but it grows back!
…but it grows back!
Don't ya love the look of this muddy mutha?!
Don’t ya love the look of this muddy mutha?!

A colourful, cruel, crazy Shaw Brothers B-movie gem. 

UK DVD cover
UK DVD cover

Okay then, one more shot of this oily beauty…

Echoey growl!!!
Echoey growl!!!