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Primal

Spear and Fang
Spear and Fang!
Raptor attack!
Raptor attack!

A caveman (Spear) and a Tyrannosaur (Fang) bond after the deaths of their families and roam through a fantastical prehistoric world together, savagely taking on anything that opposes them.

Primal!
Primal!

PRIMAL is an animated television series created and directed by the brilliant Genndy (SAMURAI JACK) Tartakovsky and, boy, is it good! It comes across like an utterly brutal Hanna-Barbera cartoon, full of bloody action, horror and fantasy, with no dialogue.

It rocks!

Giant croc attack!
Giant croc attack!
Spear beats a retreat!
Spear beats a retreat!
Big pterosaur!
Big pterosaur!
One of Spear's children gets eaten: this isn't a kid's cartoon!
One of Spear’s children gets eaten: this isn’t a kid’s cartoon!

The world the series is set in is populated by dinosaurs, ape-creatures, cavemen, Ice Age mammals, monsters, bugs and other beings, such as witch-like characters and other types of humanoids.

Dino rider!
Dino rider!

Imagine Brock Samson (from THE VENTURE BROS) mixed with Conan the Barbarian, then jammed into the chunky body of a caveman, and you’ll get a good idea of what Spear is like. Fang, the Tyrannosaur, is a feisty she-beast who does some great double takes and can go into killing frenzies just like Spear.

Don't mess with Spear!
Don’t mess with Spear!
Don't mess with Fang either!
And don’t mess with Fang either!

Some of the episodes are brutal action stories, whilst others lean more towards horror, such as ‘Terror Under the Blood Moon’, which features huge bat-monsters and a massive spider. The episode ‘Rage of the Ape-Men’ has savage simians, including gorilla-like brutes that battle each other, and involves the use of a dark liquid that causes one of the apes to grow much larger. Spear also drinks this fluid and he temporarily transforms into a mega-aggressive hulk-esque killing-machine!

A huge serpent attacks in the ‘River of Snakes’ episode
Tyrannosaurus vs mammoth!
Tyrannosaurus vs mammoth from the episode ‘A Cold Death’
Spear faces off against the lead mammoth using a tusk as a weapon!
Spear faces off against the lead mammoth using a tusk as a weapon!
Roar!
Roar!
Raptors! Lots of raptors!
Raptors…
Rsptors!
…lots of raptors!
One of the cool bat-monsters from 'Terror Under the Blood Moon'
One of the cool bat-monsters from ‘Terror Under the Blood Moon’
A really, really big spider!
A really, really big spider!
Raptors vs bat-monsters!
Raptors vs bat-monsters!
'Rage of the Ape-Men'
‘Rage of the Ape-Men’
Some of the carnage from 'Rage of the Ape-Men'!
Some of the carnage from ‘Rage of the Ape-Men’!
Spear hulk-outs!
Spear starts to really hulk out!

Another horror-themed story, ‘Plague of Madness’, is a really cracking episode, focusing on a disease transmitted by bites that turns a once-gentle sauropod into a kill-crazy, hideous, relentless zombie-saurus! Great stuff!

A zombie sauropod
A zombie sauropod
Zombie sauropod and lava too!
Zombie sauropod and lava too!
The zombie-saurus is toast!
The zombie-saurus is toast!

‘Coven of the Damned’ is, perhaps, a story that’s a little too convoluted compared to the other lean, mean and efficiently-told episodes, but it is interesting in that it does look again at the theme of loss – as we watch a small hag-witch go back in time to witness the awful moments where Spear and Fang (and herself) lose their offspring.
The episode after this, ‘The Night Feeder’, switches back to a more linear, pacy yarn, as an unseen super-killer wipes out anything it encounters in the night. The only slight letdown is when the briefly-seen Feeder is eventually revealed and it turns out to be a pretty standard-looking dinosaur.

The glowing-eyed pteranodon from ‘Coven of the Damned’
Sacrifice!
Sacrifice!
Weird goings-on
Weird goings-on
 A ceratopsian gets slaughtered in 'The Night Feeder'
A ceratopsian gets slaughtered in ‘The Night Feeder’

‘Scent of Prey’ shows Spear’s commitment to Fang, as he cares for the injured Tyrannosaur, patching-up her wounds with mud, dragging her around on a makeshift stretcher and battling prehistoric wild dogs.

Spear does everything to look after Fang in 'Scent of Prey'
Spear does everything he can to look after Fang in ‘Scent of Prey’
Spear uses the spiky carapaces of green bugs as knuckledusters!
Spear uses the spiky carapaces of green bugs as makeshift knuckledusters!
 Spear punches a wild dog in the face!
Spear punches a wild dog in the face!
Spear goes berserk to protect the injured Fang
Spear goes berserk to protect the injured Fang
Fang joins in the action!
Fang joins in the action!

‘Slave of the Scorpion’ introduces a slave-girl character who could, maybe, become a recurring character if we get another season, includes some bloody showdowns, an aquatic reptile attack and also features Spear uttering his first word!

A skirmish in the sea from 'Slave of the Scorpion'
A skirmish in the sea from ‘Slave of the Scorpion’
Don't mess with Spear and Fang...
If you cross Spear and Fang…
...because this could happen to you...
…this could happen to you…
 ...or maybe this could happen to you!
…or maybe this could happen to you!

PRIMAL’s storytelling is top-notch, managing to convey the tales clearly despite the lack dialogue, the two main characters, even though they indulge in bouts of total carnage, are a likeable double act and, visually, the series wonderfully balances scenes of visceral mayhem with gorgeous background designs by Christian Schellewald.

I love the landscapes in this series
I love the landscapes in this series

With an effective score, an unapologetic focus on savage action and a love of pulpy storytelling, PRIMAL is a wild, glorious feast for the eyes.

Angry apes!
Angry apes!
Ouch!
Ouch!
The action is very, well, primal!
The action is very, well, primal!
A drawing from the pitch animatic for the first episode ‘Spear and Fang’
Primal

The Devil’s Rain (1975)

Ernest Borgnine as the goat-faced devil
Ernest Borgnine in goat-face mode!

THE DEVIL’S RAIN stars William Shatner, Ernest Borgnine, Tom Skerritt, Ida Lupino, Eddie Albert and Keenan Wynn, with John Travolta making his film debut (in a small role) – plus Anton LaVey, the real-life founder of the Church of Satan, playing… a High Priest of the Church of Satan!

Severin Films DVD cover

Where to start with this film?

Plot-wise it’s about the leader of a satanic cult wanting to get his hands on a book that was taken from him hundreds of years earlier. But, basically, the story’s a mess: it begins seemingly mid-way through the tale. Then, at around halfway into the movie, the storyline starts to actually make sense, when we get a flashback set in puritan times. Adding to the confusion, William Shatner seems set to be the plot’s main protagonist, but then he gets sidelined and Tom Skerritt takes over as the lead.

"Heaven help us all when The Devil's Rain!' doesn't actually make much sense as a sentence...
‘Heaven help us all when The Devil’s Rain!’ doesn’t actually make much sense as a sentence…

But don’t get me wrong, there’s lots to like with this flick too.

Firstly, it looks great, set in a midwest ghost town, providing director Robert (THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES) Fuest the opportunity to film some impressively parched, widescreen vistas. Secondly, Ernest Borgnine has a great time playing the cult leader Corbis and, finally, there are lots of Tom Burman-produced prosthetic FX!

Corbis!
Eyeless Shat
Eyeless Shat

We get cult members with empty eye sockets, we get Corbis becoming a goat-faced devil and we get an extended finale crammed with body-melt footage, as the faces and hands of the cultists liquify, with coloured gunge flowing from their sockets.
Oh, and when the cultists are shot, they bleed white fluid instead of blood!

Don't get his goat!
Don’t get his goat!
Some melting...
Some melting…
Some more melting...
Some more melting…
Even more melting…
Another pic of someone melting!
Another pic of someone melting!
'The most incredible ending of any motion picture ever!': well, it's a pretty damn memorable, fun, cheesy, gooey ending, that's for sure!
‘The most incredible ending of any motion picture ever’ it says here. Well, it’s a pretty damn memorable, fun, cheesy, gooey ending, that’s for sure!
Here's John Travolta, honest!
Here’s John Travolta, honest!

Incoherent plot aside, THE DEVIL’S RAIN is schlocky fun (and, let’s face it… we all watch this movie for the endless scenes of melting during the finale!)

I'm melting!
I’m melting!

The HALLOWEEN link…
The face-cast made of William Shatner, that was part of the process to create his ‘eyeless’ prosthetics in THE DEVIL’S RAIN, was later used by Don Post Studios as the basis for their mass-produced Captain Kirk mask. It was one of these store-bought Shat masks that was then worn by Michael Myers in the ace John Carpenter slasher movie HALLOWEEN (1978)!

Poor Shat...
Poor Shat…
Michael Myers
Michael Myers!


The Retreat (2020)

Mountain-lurking creature
Do creatures lurk in the Adirondack mountains?!
Beware the Wendigo!
Beware the Wendigo!

Gus (Grant Schumacher) goes on a hiking trip in the Adirondack mountains with Adam (Dylan Grunn), his more down to earth friend. Gus drinks some hallucinogenic tea, thinks he’s attacked by a monster, fights back, murders his friend, then finally succumbs to cannibalism… after which he is tormented by a horned Wendigo and other beings.

Or… is it all in his mind?

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There’s something waiting in the mountains…

Bruce Wemple (who also made the Bigfoot movie MONSTROUS) wrote and directed this film, which you’re either going to like for the movie’s twisty, unreliable grip on what is real, or you’ll feel irritated by it because of the never-ending ‘it’s just in his imagination’ moments.

Adam gets killed, or does he?
Adam gets killed, or does he?
I liked the use of Wendigo paintings that feature throughout the story
I liked the use of Wendigo paintings that feature throughout the story

People expecting a no-nonsense creature feature will be disappointed, no doubt, but I thought the ever-more entangled mix of dreams, different versions of what might have happened, flashbacks, etc, made this little movie worth watching.

If you look closely you can see the Wendigo and one of the minion-creatures lurking amongst the trees...
If you look closely you can see the Wendigo and one of the minion-creatures lurking amongst the trees…

The antlered Wendigo, when seen, tends to be immobile and just lurks about, mainly in shadows or back-lit, though the other type of bald, humanoid minion-creatures get to rush about in the snow menacingly and are rather more effective.

The Wendigo, during its fleeting appearances, is shot in a warped, hallucinatory way
The Wendigo is shot in a warped, hallucinatory way during its fleeting appearances
One of the hairless, humanoid-things
Crawling about the mountain forest...
Crawling about in the mountain forest…
The Wendigo
A behind the scenes shot of one of the bald-headed critters

Gamera: the Giant Monster (1965)

It's Gamera!!!
It’s Gamera!!!

A jet aircraft from an unidentified country (we never find out where it is from) is shot down by an American jet fighter in the Arctic. The crashing aircraft turns out to have been carrying a nuclear payload, which explodes, and the atomic explosion cracks the ice and awakens a massive, tusked turtle: Gamera!

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Yikes!

Gamera, it is surmised, is a very, very ancient beast from a time when Atlantis still existed. It soon transpires that Gamera can fly like a spinning, flame-expelling UFO, and the huge turtle starts wrecking things around the world, feeding off flames, electricity, and so on.

Gamera breathes in fire for sustenance
Gamera breathes-in fire for sustenance

Meanwhile, a boy called Toshio, who has been ordered by his father to let his pet turtle (terrapin) go, believes that the gigantic Gamera is, in fact, his pet: now grown very large!

Gamera in the Arctic
Gamera in the Arctic
Bye, bye Arctic vessel...
Bye, bye Arctic vessel…

As Gamera carries on destroying stuff, so that it can imbibe the energies created by man’s industries, an international scientific conference is held and it is decided that the ‘Z Plan’ must be used to deal with the titanic turtle…

I think Daiei Film’s kaiju movie still looks great, with very eye-pleasing B&W photography and lots of smashing and wrecking.

onlookers watch Gamera
I like the look of this film

Gamera remains a very left-field monster creation, even to this day: it’s a giant turtle that likes children, smashes things and can retract its limbs & head so it can zip through the air like a living, flying spinning top, via some kind of natural jet power!

Is it a UFO? Of course not_ it's Gamera!
Is it a UFO? Of course not, it’s Gamera!
Gamera can even fly upside down!
Gamera can even fly upside down!

Gamera, in the movie, has very contradictory urges regarding mankind…

First the beastie sinks a shipload of people, but it later saves Toshio when he falls from a wrecked lighthouse, but then the raging reptile purposefully fries lots of victims alive with its flame breath!

Gamera saves a falling child
Gamera saves a falling child by catching him in his big, scaly paw!
Gamera wrecks stuff!
On the rampage!
On the rampage!
Gamera likes to break stuff in this film: fact
Gamera likes to break things in this film: fact

The film handles the ‘Z Plan’ well: we’re never allowed to know what this plan entails, until we see the rocket revealed… as Gamera is blasted into space!

The rocket!
Clever plan!

GAMERA: THE GIANT MONSTER remains a very entertaining, watchable kaiju movie, which launched its turtle-tastic star upon the world and many colourful, fun Gamera films followed.

Lots of stuff burns and blows up in this film!
Lots of stuff burns and blows up in this film!
Japanese poster

Octaman (1971)

It's Octaman!
It’s Octaman!

A scientific expedition, financed by a circus owner, goes in search of a humanoid octopus mutation in Mexico.

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Horror heap from the nuclear trash!

Written and directed by Harry Essex, who wrote IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE (1953) and CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON (1954), this cult flick’s major (only!) selling point is the fun creature costume created by Rick Baker and Doug Beswick. The rubbery, tentacled critter is often shot and lit in less than dynamic ways, but it is on screen a LOT!

Octaman confronts Pier Angeli
Don't mess with Octaman!
Don’t mess with Octaman!
In the film the fire 'sucks' the air from around Octaman: great science!
In the film the fire ‘sucks’ the air from around Octaman, even though this is taking place outside: great science!

Earlier in the movie we get to see a small mutant octopus that can crawl on land and apparently likes to live in fresh water. Later, there’s a sequence where the characters trap Octaman in a circle of fire, sedate it and imprison it under a net, which is silly but cool. But there’s a very tedious sequence towards the end of the film, focusing on the protagonists crawling endlessly around a cave, that is far, far from cool.

As Travis J Hill Cartoonist (a moderator for the Monster Zone Facebook group) says: What’s more fun than a barrel o’ cephalopod?

For the most part, however, if you’re a creature feature fan you’ll probably find this is a fairly watchable, low budget, cheesy, painless time-waster with a very shaky grasp of scientific principles. It stars Kerwin (7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD) Mathews, Jeff (THIS ISLAND EARTH) Morrow and Pier (SOMEBODY UP THERE LIKES ME) Angeli, who gets carried off by Octaman at one point.

Kerwin Mathews and Pier Angeli
Kerwin Mathews and Pier Angeli

On a sad note, Pier Angeli was found dead in her Beverly Hills home (apparently from an accidental barbiturate overdose) before production on the film was completed.

Octaman carries off Pier Angeli
Getting carried away…
Behind the scenes shot of Read Morgan, who wore the costume
Behind the scenes shot of Read Morgan, who wore the costume
Octaman jumps from the RV
It’s in the RV!

A Quiet Place (2018)

An alien reacts to the hearing aid...
Who you calling ugly?

A family has learnt to survive in a post-invasion world where alien creatures attack anyone who makes a noise. After the loss of one of their children, the husband and wife await the arrival of their new baby, but giving birth in a place where you need to keep really quiet isn’t going to be easy.

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Poster

As the sequel is currently out in cinemas I thought I’d relook at the 2018 horror-science fiction original…

The premise for A QUIET PLACE is what made this movie stand out when it was released: imagine having to ALWAYS be silent because super-aggressive alien creatures will launch an attack on you almost immediately?

The toothy alien...
Toothy…

It is, however, a concept that you can pick apart if you think about it too much. Surely scientists, somewhere, could’ve come up with the sound/feedback solution that deaf daughter Regan (Millicent Simmonds) stumbles upon when her juiced-up cochlear implant starts repelling aliens that get too close to her?
When the father (John Krasinski) takes his son Marcus (Noah Jupe) for a trek to a loud river and noisy waterfall, he informs Marcus that they can actually speak freely here because the noisy surroundings drown out their voices, so the creatures can’t track them: this, of course, immediately got me wondering why the family didn’t set up camp in this area?
Also, if they can improvise a soundproofed basement, as they do later in the story, why don’t they hang out here more often, where they can even have whispered conversations?

Chatting by the waterfall
Chatting by the waterfall

But if you don’t overthink the overall concept, there’s a lot to enjoy with this film.
Krasinski directs the film effectively, building up the tension as the story progresses, with gripping moments including the scene where mom Evelyn (Emily Blunt) stands on a nail with her bare foot and has to keep quiet as an alien critter roams the building. The pressure intensifies for Evelyn when she finds herself having to give birth alone in a bath, knowing that the nearby creature will strike out at her if it hears anything.

Not the best time to have a baby...
Not the best time to have a baby…

The final act ratchets up the stress-levels further, as Regan and Marcus are menaced by one of the monsters whilst ALSO trying not to drown in a grain silo and Evelyn has to dodge creatures and get herself and her newborn baby out of the basement that is now filling with water.
And things only get more critical for everyone as the survivors of the family have a final showdown with one of the critters in their home.

Sinking in the grain
That sinking feeling…
Showdown in the family home
Showdown

The alien creatures are an interesting addition to the world of cinematic monsters: they are slim, armour-skinned critters with extended forelimbs and eyeless faces. The armour-like casing surrounding their heads can hinge open like multiple flaps, presumably to help them properly locate the source of any sound they hear (they kinda resemble the Demogorgon from STRANGER THINGS when they do this), and their ears are massive organs (almost resembling a slimy, open oyster) that we see several times in close-up.

One of the creature's ears seen in close-up
One of the creature’s ears seen in close-up
An angry, upset alien beastie
Another view of an alien ear!
Another view of an alien ear!

With very little dialogue, A QUIET PLACE works well thanks to Krasinski’s visual storytelling and confident grip of the plotting and character development.

Gripping stuff...
Gripping stuff…
An angry alien

20 Million Miles to Earth (1957)

It’s the Ymir!

A U.S. spaceship returns from a secret mission to Venus and crashes into the sea near the Italian coast. The only survivors of the trip are pilot Colonel Bob Calder (William Hopper) and fellow crew member Dr. Sharman, who soon dies from a disease contracted whilst on Venus. Meanwhile, a small creature washes ashore in a cylinder and is discovered by a young boy called Pepe (Bart Bradley). The kid sells the gel-encased critter to zoologist Dr. Leonardo (Frank Puglia), who is extremely intrigued by this creature, which soon hatches and begins to grow.

The sinking spacecraft
The sinking spacecraft
The newly hatched Venusian critter...
The newly hatched Venusian critter…
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‘Out-of-space creature invades the Earth!’

The reptilian-looking Venusian beast escapes from Leonardo and the hunt begins: Calder, who explains that the creature was a specimen brought back in his spaceship, wants to capture it alive, whilst the Italian police want to kill it before the continually-growing thing can do any harm to the populace.

Colonel Bob Calder
Colonel Bob Calder captures the Ymir before it can be killed by the Italian cops… so does this mean he’s partly responsible for the death and damage caused by Ymir later in the movie?

Calder’s plan to catch the creature using an electrified net works and the beast is taken to Rome to be studied. Later, an accident allows the creature to escape its restraints and the very large alien goes on the rampage through the streets of Rome.

The captured Ymir will soon be on the loose again...
The captured Ymir will soon be on the loose again…

20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH’s main selling point is the Venusian creature itself, which most people refer to as the Ymir, though it is never called such a name in the film (the original title for the movie was going to be THE GIANT YMIR). The fact that the Ymir is goaded and prodded by humans to begin with in this movie makes him a creature we can sympathise with to a certain extent, stopping him from merely being seen as a monster.

Don't prod the Venusian creature!
Don’t prod the Venusian creature!

Brought to life by Ray Harryhausen, the Ymir is a reptilian creature with a long tail and human-like torso. Ray’s stop-motion talents mean the beast is agile, expressive and interacts effectively with the people around it, doing things onscreen that many other 50s-era B-movie critters could only dream of. There’s a moment, for instance, where the Ymir scoops up water in its hand and drinks it: it’s a wonderful little gesture that the monsters of flicks like IT CONQUERED THE WORLD, NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST, etc, could never, ever do.

Ymir rubs his eye: this is a great little touch to add ‘reality’ to the character

Let’s face it: even a classic like THEM! (1954) had creatures far less mobile and fluid in their movements. But where the giant ant movie scores far higher is in its plot and dialogue, which are superior to 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH’s rather by the numbers script – and it’s the perfunctory plotting and dialogue that means this Harryhausen movie lacks what’s needed to enable it to rub shoulders with the likes of THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD, INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS and THEM! in the upper echelon of 50s science fiction cinema.

But this movie is a fun watch nonetheless, with such involving moments as the Ymir attacking a pitchfork-wielding farmer in a barn and the now-giant creature’s rampage through Rome, including its fight with an elephant from the zoo and a showdown atop the Colosseum.

Rampage through Rome!
Rampage through Rome!
Don't get in Ymir's way!
Don’t get in Ymir’s way!
Fight!
Fight!
Pachyderm vs Venusian
Pachyderm vs Venusian
Ymir roams about the Colosseum
Ymir roams about the Colosseum

Though I was initially wondering why the Venusian disease (that killed the rest of the spacecraft’s crew) didn’t spread to Calder and others who came into contact with the dying Dr. Sharman, I soon forgot about this quibble as I was too busy enjoying watching the Ymir face-off against Italian cops with flamethrowers, smash through the Ponte Sant’Angelo bridge and knock over ancient Roman columns!

The dynamic sequence where Ymir smashes up through the bridge!
The dynamic sequence where Ymir smashes up through the bridge!

The bottom line is that 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH is an enjoyable B&W fifties sci-fi film, boasting a creature that is one of Ray Harryhausen’s best-loved and memorable stop-motion creations.

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poster
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Posters for the movie
Ymir is angry!
I love how Ymir is lit here!

The Ymir stop-motion models were cannibalised for their armatures for Ray Harryhausen’s next film, THE 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD, to be used for two Cyclops models.
The primary 12” Ymir armature was used for the 12″ two-horned Cyclops model that fights the dragon and the armature of the 6” Ymir model (used for long shots) was re-used to make the smallest Cyclops model (seen in the long shot atop the cliff as it stumbles, blinded, to the edge).

Cyclops vs dragon

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A look at the elemental monsters seen in Spider-Man: Far From Home

The Fire Elemental attacks!

This isn’t a review of SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME, which is a fun superhero movie full of FX, action, teen romance and humour: this is a quick look at the ‘Elementals’ that feature in the movie.

These massive beings, supposedly from an alternate reality Earth (you find out their true nature later in the story) are pretty cool to look at.

There’s a brief teaser moment showing an Earth Elemental that appears in front of Nick Fury in Mexico…

Nick Fury and Maria Hill take aim...
Nick Fury and Maria Hill take aim…

…and then the first one we get a really good look at is a Water Elemental that attacks Venice. This flowing, fluid creature forms a roughly human shape and causes havoc in and around the Venetian canals.

Water Elental
Water Elemental
Water Elemental
Water Elemental makes a splash

The next Elemental we encounter is a burning, molten creature, which rampages around Prague, putting Peter Parker’s friends in jeopardy again.

Fire Elemental
Fire Elemental
Fire Elemental
Fire Elemental
Things get hot when the Fire Elemental attacks

The final one is a massive fusion of all Elementals (part lightning storm cloud, part water, part lava, etc) that rises from the River Thames and starts wrecking Tower Bridge.

Fusion of all Elementals
Fusion of all Elementals
Fusion of all Elementals
Fusion of all Elementals
The huge fusion of all Elementals takes chunks out of Tower Bridge

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME is an enjoyable flick, with these Elemental set-pieces adding spectacle and excitement to the story. They also remind me a little of the kind of creatures drawn by Jack Kirby for Marvel’s pre-superhero monster comics.

Journey Into Mystery comic

Sucker of Souls (2019)

Captured by the beast
Gotcha!
Head ripped in two!
Head ripped in two!
Geyser of blood from victim!
Geyser of blood!

In a cave-like tomb some mercenaries and an archaeologist have to deal with a red-eyed, naked, bearded humanoid who transforms into a large, demon-like monster after feeding on a young archaeology assistant.

Human-like Dracula
Dracula is initially human-like…
Drcula starts to transform
…but he starts getting bigger after feeding…
Toothy-faced monster
…until he becomes a toothy-faced monster

The creature is actually Dracula, who halts momentarily in his attack when he sees a cat, allowing the survivors to flee, regroup, and leave an explosive device that blows Dracula up. The team runs down a tunnel that opens-up into a large chamber, where other monster-like vampires await…

There are more of the monsters!
There are more of them!

SUCKER OF SOULS, an episode from season 1 of the Netflix animated anthology show Love, Death + Robots, has a pleasing, sketchy animation style reminiscent of comic strip illustrations, zips along at a brisk pace, and portrays Dracula as a being capable of becoming a completely non-human beast.

He's a beast!
He’s a beast!

Made by the Paris-based Studio La Cachette, SUCKER OF SOULS has a pretty simple plot, includes some obvious, not that funny pussy jokes, but is an entertaining 13 minute short.

Mercs with guns
I liked the hand drawn style
THe merc holds the cat
Cue the pussy jokes…
The characters run away
Run away!

The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)

Dracula falls into a thorn bush
The Count ain’t happy!

SATANIC RITES was the eighth film in Hammer’s Dracula series and it was the seventh (and final) one to feature Christopher Lee as the undead Count. The film was the fourth one to star Peter Cushing as Van Helsing: he played the original Van Helsing twice and a descendent of Van Helsing twice in the Dracula series (and he played the original Van Helsing in 1974’s THE LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES too, which wasn’t part of the Lee series).

UK poster with artwork by Tom Chantrell

This film takes place two years after the events featured in DRACULA A.D. 1972 and deals with Van Helsing helping the Secret Service to discover why a group of elite members of the British establishment are performing satanic rituals at a large mansion. The trail leads to the mysterious property developer D. D. Denham, who turns out to be Dracula…

It's Dracula!
D.D.D… is Dracula!

As with DRACULA A.D 1972, I think this Dracula-in-contemporary-times flick is a fun viewing experience!

Let’s face it – THE SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA is an outlandish, pulpy yarn. It involves biker henchmen, the Secret Service, blood squib gunplay, a secret cabal of senior UK figures taking part in occult ceremonies, Scotland Yard, female vampires chained in a basement, death by fire sprinkler and Dracula planning to wipe out all of mankind with a weaponised strain of bubonic plague!

Black magic rites!
Black magic rites!
Sheepskin-waistcoated biker with a silencer!
Sheepskin-waistcoated biker with shades and a silencer!
Blood squibs!
Blood squibs!
Vamps in the cellar
Vamps in the cellar
A biker gets blasted!
A biker gets blasted!

Many Hammer fans dislike this eccentric mix of disparate elements, but I like this bizarre brew! Dracula’s demise is usually the butt of jokes because he ‘just falls into a thorn bush’, but I think the way the Count ends up with his own ‘crown’ of thorns (in this story the thorn bush is disliked by vampires due to its link with Christ’s crown of thorns) is effective visually and, anyway, it is actually Van Helsing who offs Dracula with a handy fence post.

Crown of thorns!
Crown of thorns!

With Joanna Lumley replacing Stephanie Beacham as Van Helsing’s granddaughter Jessica, Michael Coles returns as Scotland Yard’s Inspector Murray, seen previously in DRACULA A.D. 1972. Freddie (FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED) Jones plays a mentally unstable scientist, Valerie Van Ost is a Secret Service secretary who falls victim to Dracula and William Franklyn, famous in the UK for his lighthearted commercial voice-over work, is quite effective as Secret Service agent Torrence.

Dracula comes calling…
Secret Service secretary Jane becomes a vampire!
Secret Service secretary Jane becomes a vampire!
Joanna (THE NEW AVENGERS) Lumley is Van Helsing's granddaughter Jessica
Joanna (THE NEW AVENGERS) Lumley is Van Helsing’s granddaughter Jessica
Plague victim!
Plague victim!
Cushing has a cross!
Cushing has a cross!

About this movie’s copyright issues: Warner Brothers released the film under its original title in the UK, but they didn’t distribute it in the U.S. The film was eventually released in America years later as COUNT DRACULA AND HIS VAMPIRE BRIDE. In the 1980s the film was falsely believed to be in the public domain in America and released on video tape by several companies, using a transfer culled from a worn 35mm print. The rights reverted back to Hammer Films in the 1990s, however, and Anchor Bay acquired the video rights. THE SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA was then released officially on VHS and DVD. 

Original US poster
Original US poster

One thing I can say is that I’m really pleased Hammer didn’t go with its original title for the movie: DRACULA IS DEAD AND WELL AND LIVING IN LONDON (!)

Dracula gets killed yet again
Japanese poster
Japanese poster