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Starring Hermione Corfield, Dag Malmberg, Jack Hickey, Olwen Fouéré, Dougray Scott and Connie Nielsen. Written and directed by Neasa Hardiman. Bright Moving Pictures/Creativity Capital/Epic Pictures Group.


Siobhan (Corfield), a science student, gets a place on a fishing trawler that is overseen by Freya (Nielsen) and her husband, Gerard (Scott). As the trawler sets off, the Irish Coast Guard alerts the crew, informing them that their planned fishing destination is in an exclusion zone. However, despite Freya’s orders not to go there, Gerard takes the trawler into the zone anyway, because he needs a big haul of fish to keep ownership of the ship. But there’s something lurking within the exclusion zone that ain’t no fish…

This seaborne sci-fi-horror movie features a vast, strange creature that infects the crew. This infection actually turns out to be part of the critter’s lifecycle… and it can cause the eyeballs of victims to explode!

This is a pretty decent production, but the movie gets bogged down with the main protagonist, who is played well by Hermione Corfield, trying to identify and isolate the infection. The plot should really have delved more into the beast’s whole lifecycle, showing us what the various stages of this glowing, jellyfish-like critter look like. But, that aside, SEA FEVER is definitely a solid, well-acted, well-made, modestly-sized dark sci-fi flick.



Hey, SEA FEVER features parasites swimming in people’s eyes and includes shots of bioluminescent tentacles, so of course it’s worth a watch!






Starring Rick (WARRIOR QUEEN) Hill, Barbi (X-RAY) Benton, Richard (FRIDAY THE 13TH: PART III) Brooker, Lana (AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON) Clarkson, Bernard Erhard and Victor Bo. Written by Howard R. (SATURDAY THE 14TH) Cohen and directed by James Sbardellati.

The warrior known as Deathstalker (Hill) goes on a quest to find three objects of power: a chalice, a sword, and an amulet. Deathstalker’s journey will lead him to the castle of a sorcerer, where there is a tournament with different fights to the death…


DEATHSTALKER was one of the many low budget sword and sorcery films that came out in the wake of John Milius’ CONAN THE BARBARIAN (1982). This was one of only two films that James Sbardellati directed, as he was usually a first assistant director on such productions as BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980), HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP (1980) and THE BEASTMASTER (1982), which is one of my favourite sword and sorcery flicks.

DEATHSTALKER, which features a witch, an imp and a weird little finger-eating puppet creature (it also likes to eat eyes), was an Argentine-American co-production (and was the first of several films that Roger Corman produced in Argentina.) As these kinds of threadbare fantasy productions go, DEATHSTALKER is an okay yarn that’s full of oiled warriors, semi-orgies, lots of half-naked women, mud wrestling, a pig-headed, tusked dude and a fairly lighthearted vibe.

The movie, though far, far from being a fantasy classic, is certainly more enjoyable than the likes of ATOR, THE FIGHTING EAGLE (1982) and THE WARRIOR AND THE SORCERESS (1984), though it couldn’t possibly live up to the expectations created by Boris Vallejo’s cool poster. The ogre-creature that Boris depicts in his artwork is huge and impactful, gripping a desperate maiden with one huge hand as the beast-man raises a mace against the lithe hero. In the movie itself, this monstrous character is far less imposing, that’s for sure, but he’s still a fun, human-sized, boar-faced brute that enlivens proceedings.


More DEATHSTALKER films were to follow, and they all boasted posters that were always far better than the movies they represented!

Sadly, Lana Clarkson, who played the blonde warrior woman Kaira, was later murdered by record producer Phil Spector in 2003.

Alright then, one final look at ol’ piggy-features…


Starring Sam Bottoms, Susanne Reed and Virgil (THE CAT CREATURE) Frye. Written by Alfred M. Sweeney and Anne (BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS) Dyer, directed by Charles B. (WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM II) Griffith and produced by Cirio H. (VAMPIRE HOOKERS) Santiago, Rolando S. Atienza, Roger (DAY THE WORLD ENDED) Corman, Jill (DR. HECKYL AND MR. HYPE) Griffith and Manny Norman. A New World Pictures production.


An underwater earthquake releases a big prehistoric fish. Yay!
This fiendish fish flick stars Sam (THE LAST PICTURE SHOW) Bottoms, who also starred in APOCALYPSE NOW, another movie shot in the Philippines. But that’s where similarities end, as UP FROM THE DEPTHS will never be mistaken for a classic film, whereas Francis Ford Coppola’s awesome Vietnam War-set epic is a bonafide classic movie.


Even though Chris (THE FLY) Walas helped make the monster, there’s nothing particularly special about this fish-critter’s design, other than it has a double dorsal fin and resembles a grouper fish. The poster, however, tries to make out the beast is a kind of blue, spiky-skinned, red-eyed shark-monster. I’ve seen behind the scenes shots of the full-size fish-head prop being propelled through the water by divers, but supposedly it proved too heavy to move around much. So, basically, the beast is only fleetingly shown during its assaults on swimmers.

Maybe I’m easily pleased, but I thought the full scale monster fish head at least looked like a decently-made model, even if it did remind me of a grouper fish. The director, Charles B. Griffith (writer of such films as ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS, BEAST FROM HAUNTED CAVE, A BUCKET OF BLOOD and THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS), definitely wasn’t a fan of the monster model, however, and felt compelled to make the movie pretty much into a comedy. But when producer Roger Corman saw Griffith’s cut he wasn’t very happy, as he thought that audiences would feel cheated if they went to see a JAWS rip-off movie and discovered that it was a comedy instead, so Corman had it re-edited in post-production, turning it into a straight horror picture.
As it is, the silly dialogue merged with the more ‘serious’ story edit helps to sink this fishy tale, as does the murky underwater photography and the blurry, indistinct fish attacks (that use a smaller monster model). Oh well.


Let’s at least end this post with a clearer shot of the fish…



Starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Lori Petty, Steven Williams, L.Q. Jones, Dale Midkiff and Mercedes Colon. Written by Scott Fivelson, Thomas Weber and William Wesley, directed by William Wesley.


Lou Diamond Phillips and a bunch of other law enforcement types decide to travel down a cursed stretch of road with their government-protected witness… and encounter the zombie-ghosts of four convicts who were murdered years ago whilst on road clean-up detail.

The gunplay pyrotechnics aren’t up to scratch in this film, the plot is nothing to shout about, but I did like the supernatural zombie convicts, who have faces that are dry & cracked, covered in tire marks.



These ghouls are armed with suitable road gang weapons: a pickaxe, jackhammer, sledgehammer and a length of chain – and these dudes can attack you whenever you set foot on the asphalt of the haunted road. I like this idea!

The film does cheat the rules at one point, though, when a road zombie attacks somebody when they aren’t on the road, but I thought the flick was a fun, cheap, cheesy time-waster that’s worth a watch.

Here’s a cool B&W drawing of the prisoner-zombie-ghosts…

A DVD sleeve for the movie…

Go on, give this flick a go…



Starring Yumiko Hara, Eihi (AUDITION) Shiina, Yurei Yanagi, Kazuki Namioka, Kentaro Kishi and Mizuki Kusumi. Written by Daichi Nagisa, directed by Yoshihiro (TOKYO GORE POLICE) Nishimura, produced by Yoshinori Chiba and Hiroyuki Yamada
for Nikkatsu/Something Creation.

When a strange cloud of ash spreads across northern Japan, creating infected maniacs with horn-like tumours poking from their foreheads, the authorities are forced to build a wall to divide the country and keep their citizens safe. Though the prime minister continually stresses that the zombie-like denizens in the north should still be treated as humans, another member of the government secretly has a young, injured woman called Kika (Hara) turned into an experimental android… who is unleashed up north so that she can start killing off the infected. Kika is more than willing to do this because she wants to hunt down her mother Rikka (Shiina), who is patient zero: she’s the person who was hit by an orange meteorite and is symbiotically connected to the alien starfish that controls all of the infected!


This is J-sploitation cinema at its most extreme and bizarre. Amazingly splattery geysers of blood deluge victim after victim, the designs for the zombies are outlandish, colourful and outrageous, crude-yet-cool special effects, which are purposefully stylised sometimes, continually assault the eyes, and the film is madly, urgently, perversely imaginative throughout.





Director Yoshihiro Nishimura, who wrote and edited the movie, as well as doing the character designs, doesn’t try to make a film that operates on a real world level: in the reality of this flick Kika can have her heart pulled out by her evil mother and still survive! It’s explained that alien goo from the meteorite changed Kika’s body chemistry so that she doesn’t need a heart, but you get the feeling Nishimura doesn’t really care about what would really happen, he just likes the excuse to come up with madcap visuals, including the scene where Rikka triumphantly holds up her daughter’s bloody heart and shoves it into the gaping cavity in her own chest!




Somewhat reminiscent of early Peter Jackson gore flicks, this Japanese movie is far more anarchic and surreal. Where else would you see a purple-faced zombie chopping off the heads of other zombies with a big sword, catapulting the mass of still-living heads through the air in a barrage that strikes the vehicle Kika and her companions are driving in? Where else would you see a zombie woman with extra ‘child arms’ poking from her face and many other arms sprouting from her limbs? Even her legs are actually arms, and a male forearm extends from her groin! Where else would you see Kika’s zombie uncle (with a swastika branded on his forehead) chasing the protagonists and collecting a bunch of body parts so that he can construct a bizarre zombie car made from limbs, feet and torsos?!


Some sequences reach a level of utter strangeness that you don’t think can be topped… and then an even more odd, imaginative & weird thing occurs, such as when we’re confronted by Rikka sitting on top of a massive headless body constructed from the parts of thousands upon thousands of zombies. And yet… it gets even more bizarre and outrageous, as the giant figure grabs two rockets and uses them to propel itself through the sky, with the thousands of zombie parts shifting about, so that the giant figure now resembles a passenger plane made from living corpses! Oh, the madness!

The film fetishises the recurring images of characters getting totally drenched in eruptions of blood, and Nishimura does get crueller sometimes, for instance when he shows one captive young woman getting her nipples bitten off, causing yet another deluge of spurting red stuff.


Lurid shifts in colour, from blues, to greens, to reds, to purples, pinks and yellows, add to the visual overload, while heavy rock guitars dominate the soundtrack. The movie’s credits suddenly appear 48 minutes into the film, just as Japan’s prime minister is torn limb from limb in a furious fountain of more blood! Border guards wear implausible, curved helmets, Kika has an engine strapped to her chest that powers her chainsaw-sword, and a female zombie uses her zombie baby as a weapon, swinging it around on its umbilical cord! A bulky zombie dude is covered in samurai swords that poke from his body like metal porcupine quills! The deviant uncle zombie gets chainsawed up the backside and yells, “I dig it! I dig it!” The alien parasite that has wrapped itself around the back of Rikka’s head resembles a cyclopean Patrick Star from SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, and, well, I can’t go on describing all the mega-carnage, creative character concepts and kaleidoscopic chaos in this film any longer!


Just go watch it and see for yourself!


Starring Brian Donlevy, John Longden, Sid James, Bryan Forbes, William Franklyn, Vera Day, Tom Chatto, Percy Herbert and Michael Ripper. Written by Nigel Kneale and Val Guest, directed by Val Guest for Hammer Films.



Known as ENEMY FROM SPACE in the US, this film adaptation of the BBC sci-fi-horror television serial sees the brusque, no-nonsense Professor Bernard Quatermass (Donlevy) uncovering the fact that a UK industrial plant at Winnerden Flats, which claims it is manufacturing synthetic food, is actually an acclimatisation bridgehead for an alien invasion.

Hammer’s second Quatermass film features humans being taken over by micro aliens that leave v-shaped entry scars on their victims, CARRY ON movies regular Sid James getting machine-gunned, and a finale where the mass of micro aliens become huge blob monsters! These practical effects gunge-things only appear during the finale and are really quite effective as they squirm and wobble in our atmosphere.

The scene that always sticks in my mind is the moment the protagonists realise the oxygen pipe feeding into the alien dome has been blocked by pulped human beings! This is not shown, but just the idea of the aliens doing this to the people shocked my young brain when I first watched the film as a kid. Another effective sequence involves a member of parliament, Vincent Broadhead (Chatto), sneaking a look at the ‘food’ in one of the domes, which results in him getting burned by the stuff and staggering down metal steps, covered in black, smoking, corrosive slime.

The industrial plant location is utilised well by director Val Guest. It was a real oil refinery at Shell Haven in Stanford-le-Hope, Essex, on the Thames Estuary (and it had been used previously as the location for the Winnerden Flats alien complex in the BBC serial too). The grim and overcast cinematography of director of photography Gerald Gibbs, and matte paintings courtesy of special effects designer Les Bowie (used to add the giant incubation domes to the complex), all combine to make the place a believable, forbidding central location, adding immeasurably to the enjoyment of the film.
The movie nicely creates a feeling of slow-building tension as Quatermass and others realise that the aliens have already started to take over various officials in positions of power, imbuing the film with INVASION OF THE BODYSNATCHERS vibes, though QUATERMASS 2 is definitely not a retread of that story, remaining a production that is most definitely full of the kind of intriguing plotting you expect from a Nigel Kneale script.

Here are some posters for the movie…









Starring Lim Youwei, Hong Siyang, Wang Tingwen, He Jiangfeng and Gao Shaowei. Written by Wu Weijuan and Zhu Zifa. Directed by Zhang Wei for New Studios Pictures/Shandong Harmony Pictures/Anhui Mengyu Pictures.
Single parent Gu Zhiyuan (Youwei) does low-paid dock work after leaving a life of crime, doing his best to raise his daughter Linglong (Tingwen). When a rampaging river monster comes ashore, causes havoc in the city of Tianjin, then abducts Linglong by snagging her with its tail (in a very similar way to what happens in the 2006 South Korean monster film THE HOST), Zhiyuan sets out to save his daughter.

Aided by his journalist sister-in-law Xiaowei (Siyang) and a couple of his friends, Zhiyuan discovers that Wu Xun, a senior doctor at the local children’s hospital, is the man responsible for creating the beast during experiments aimed, so he claims, at saving ill children’s lives. Wu says that he will help them capture the creature, which is using the extensive sewer systems below the city as its lair…

Lots of action takes place within the labyrinthine sewers, as Zhiyuen, armed with a trident, slashes the creature and leads the enraged beast into a trap, where it is ensnared in a chain net. But Zhiyuan is immediately betrayed by Wu, who is in league with local mob kingpin Master Kun. Wu doesn’t want the beast to be killed, which causes a rift with Master Kun, leading to a shootout in the sewers, enabling the creature to escape.

After some melodramatics following the death of his best pal, Zhiyuen is arrested on false charges by the Tianjin cops, but Xiaowei persuades the inept head policeman, Sheriff Hu, to let Zhiyuen walk free and hunt for the beast with his officers.

Zhiyuen and one of his buddies capture the creature in the sewers once more but, yet again, Wu intervenes, threatening to shoot the recently-saved Linglong if his beloved beast is hurt. The villainous Wu, you’ll be glad to find out, does meet a fitting, fiery end, though the monster still roams free. It chases Zhiyuen and Linglong to the nearby river landing, where a cops-vs-beast face-off occurs and grappling hooks are deployed to little effect, leaving it up to Zhiyuan to deal with the beast by ramming an explosive package beneath the critter’s skin with his trident, resulting in a downbeat ending as the hero sacrifices his life to take down the monster. Post-credits, however, we are shown Zhiyuan enjoying a meal with Linglong and Xiaowei, so he obviously did survive.




The monster in this direct-to-streaming movie, set during the Republic of China period, is a dark-skinned, toothy-faced, quadrupedal, long-tailed amphibious creature with a small-ish neural spine sail. The critter comes across as an amalgamation of the thing from THE HOST with a body structure akin to a Ray Harryhausen stop-motion creation, although the overall look has an alien creature vibe to it too. Though not in the same league as THE HOST, the CGI is passable, the action is brisk, the monster has a decent amount of screen time, and there’s a final shot after the credits to set up a sequel, making this low budget flick an entertaining Chinese creature feature that’s worth checking out.

Thomas Hodge of The Dude Designs (which he established in 2009) is a leading figure in the welcome resurgence of the old-school film poster art style. Thomas’ work can be seen adorning posters for such films as HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN and WOULD YOU RATHER.
The posters I have chosen to share with you are wonderfully in-your-face artworks that all feature monsters, cyborgs, tentacles, zombies and so on. Well, of course they do – this is the Monster Zone, after all!
Get ready to salivate over these beauties…
FILM POSTERS














DVD/BLU-RAY COVERS















Here’s artwork that Thomas created for Arrow Video’s DVD box set FANTASTIC FACTORY, which comprised four films made by Brian Yuzna’s production company (the films are ARACHNID, FAUST, BEYOND RE-ANIMATOR and ROMASANTA: THE WEREWOLF HUNT). Thomas took a pulp pop art approach to the classic B movie poster look, and I think they turned out wonderfully…




You can check out Thomas Hodge’s Dude Designs Industries website here: https://thedudedesigns.com/?v=79cba1185463
There you will find that the website is separated into five sections; The Dude Designs (commercial design and illustration work), Dude Apparel (Thomas’ all new clothing label and store), Tom Hodge Art Prints (a store for all of his limited edition art prints), Filmography (which showcases Thomas’ work behind the camera) and Author (a section for his book releases that is coming soon).

Finally, here are some private screen print commissions…




Starring Eihi Shiina, Itsuji Itao, Yukihide Benny, Ikuko Sawada and Shun Sugata. Written by Yoshihiro Nishimura and Kengo Kaji. Directed by Yoshihiro Nishimura and produced by Yoko Hayama, Yoshinori Chiba and Satoshi Nakamura for Nikkatsu/Tokyo Shock.

In a dystopian future Tokyo, where the police department has become privatised and very fascistic, the city is threatened by criminals known as engineers, who are infected with DNA-altering key-shaped tumours, enabling the villains to mutate if their bodies are wounded. Ruka (Shiina), an ‘engineer hunter’ cop, attempts to deal with these mutant maniacs, but her problems multiply when she has to tackle the police department too, after the Police Commissioner General leads his men on a berserk rampage of wanton killing.

Director Yoshihiro Nishimura, who was also the Special Effects Director, Gore Effects & Creature Designer and Editor, ensures that TOKYO GORE POLICE is over the top throughout. Even the way Ruka gets herself to the highest floor of a building is preposterous: she uses a rocket launcher to fly up there! And then she immediately battles a maniacal engineer with a chainsaw embedded in his mutated arm!

The lead engineer, known as Keyman (Itao), operates sometimes like a black-gloved, giallo-style murderer, skewering a prostitute with hollow tubes, collecting her blood in bottles, then chopping her up and placing her parts neatly in a box, next to her clothing. Keyman later yanks off the top of his own head, revealing an exposed brain and two metal tubes where his eyes should be. From these twin barrels he starts shooting flesh projectiles at Ruka!


Cronenberg-style body horror ensues as Keyman inserts one of the key-tumours into Ruka’s arm, causing her forearm to split open lengthways. Ruka, though now an engineer, remains a focused policewoman and is unwavering as she decides to take on the out of control cops led by the Commissioner General, who she finds out was the man who arranged for her father to be assassinated years ago, because he opposed the privatisation of the cops.

Spasms of blood and gore abound, as does extraordinary imagery, including: acid-spraying breasts, a living flesh chair that projectile-urinates over a fetish crowd, a shot-up engineer prostitute with a lower half transformed into an enormous pair of reptilian jaws, and an infected policeman’s gigantic, red, prehensile mutant phallus that can shoot people! And these aren’t the only outrageous elements that this Japanese movie possesses, there’s also a mutated girl dressed up to resemble a snail, an amputee gimp woman with katana blades extending from her stumps, a strange, multi-barrelled weapon that fires human hands, and the main cop bad guy who manages to fly through the air thanks to the power of the blood-jets gushing from his leg-stumps!






Eihi Shiina plays it straight as the utterly earnest cop, who continues doing her duty even when one of her hands transforms into a tooth-filled maw and her left eye turns into a multi-orbed fleshy-growth. She really fits the part and always looks great, whether posturing on top of her police cruiser with her gnarly mouth-hand, or when she hacks off the hands of a sexual predator with a sword and casually walks away with her parasol lifted, avoiding the rain of blood gushing from the groper’s severed wrists.


The film is told in a more conventional way compared to the director’s later release HELLDRIVER, but this is still crammed with outrageous visuals, including numerous public advertisements for self-harm, and ultra-gore in abundance.


TOKYO GORE POLICE is as mad as a box of frogs and glories in its bloody weirdness throughout.
