Conquest (1983)

Mace versus dog soldier!
Mace versus dog soldier!

Youthful hero Ilias (Andrea Occhipinti) goes on a quest, helped by a tough outlaw named Mace (Jorge Rivero), in a land terrorised by warriors following the orders of villainess Ocron (Sabrina Siani).

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Lucio (ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS) Fulci’s foray into the sword and sorcery genre, hazily lensed with filters and fog that constantly softens the image, boasts his trademark gore moments, 80s Italian synth score and a madcap lack of coherence.

He's got a magic bow!
He’s got a magic bow!
Mace is caught by, er, cobwebby thingies!
Mace is caught by, er, cobwebby thingies!
 There's a reason Ocron wears a mask...
There’s a reason Ocron wears a mask…

Wolf-headed warriors, a magical bow that fires laser arrows, rock-dwelling beings covered in what looks like spider webs, several snakes and a topless, mask-wearing villainess (who is finally revealed to have a hideous ghoul-face) add a lot of colour to this yarn.

Wolf-headed dude!
Wolf-headed dude!
Cobweb-covered thingy!
Another cobweb-covered thingy!

Fulci’s sadistic side comes to the fore with a woman getting split in two, bloody head-bashings, a wolf-headed warrior being roasted slowly on a red-hot boulder and lots of close-ups of festering pustules that start to cover a character’s body.

Bloody scalping
Bloody scalping
Roasted wolf warrior
Roasted wolf warrior

Well-shot footage of sunsets and landscapes, some crude special effects (a deluge of darts fired from foliage seems to have been created by simply scratching lines on the film stock) and odd moments like the part where the hero is saved by dolphins (!) make this a diverting, cheap, cheesy hodgepodge of scenes in search of a plot.

Deadly dart attack... or are they just scratches on the film?!
Deadly dart attack… or are they just scratches on the film?!
 Ocron talks to the wolf warrior leader
Ocron talks to the wolf warrior leader
This is what Ocron really looks like!
This is what Ocron really looks like!
This is gonna hurt...
This is gonna hurt…

CONQUEST is certainly no classic. It is rather plodding at times, but this dreamy, dirgy, disjointed fantasy flick has its moments. I especially liked the scene featuring the fight with swamp-dwelling zombies and there’s also a surprising demise of a main character.

Swamp zombies!
Swamp zombies!
A swamp zombie gets skewered
A swamp zombie gets skewered

Here’s some colourful artwork for the film…

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Sacrifice (2020)

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Robed figures and tentacles…

Isaac (Ludovic Hughes) and his pregnant wife Emma (Sophie Stevens) visit a Norwegian village to sell the house that he has recently inherited. The couple soon discover that Isaac’s father was murdered many years ago and they also find out that the locals follow an old tradition that worships a tentacled deity.

A tentacle rises...
A tentacle rises…
The cult goes out paddling
The cult goes out paddling

SACRIFICE is a British-made Scandi-folk horror film in which tentacled toys and artwork appear in local shops, homes and Isaac’s childhood bedroom, which gets you hoping that you will eventually get to see this Lovecraftian god-monster, but this isn’t the case, unfortunately, and there are just a couple of shots of tentacles that feature in Emma’s nightmares.

An artwork depicting The Slumbering One: we needed to see this monster in the movie!
An artwork depicting The Slumbering One: we needed to see this monster in the movie!
Tentacles in a dream sequence
Tentacles in a dream sequence
Isaac stares at something horrific (that we never get to see)!

With Barbara Crampton as the local policewoman/cult leader, WICKER MAN-style locals, robed figures with burning torches, references to The Slumbering One and various dream sequences, the film attempts to be a Lovecraft-style horror yarn, but mainly fails. This is because the dialogue and acting lacks subtlety, the plot is rather aimless and the makers are unable to properly convey the feeling of cosmic dread needed for such a story.

Robed figures
Robed figures
Barbara Crampton is the cult leader
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Head in an effigy...

Beast From Haunted Cave (1959)

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Yikes!

Tough criminal boss Alexander Ward (Frank Wolff) oversees a small heist team intent on stealing gold bars from a bank vault in snowy South Dakota. The plan involves one of the criminals, Marty Jones (Richard Sinatra – cousin of Frank Sinatra), setting off an explosion in a nearby gold mine to act as a diversion as the bank is robbed. The mine is the home of a spider-like monster, however, which pursues Ward’s crew as they head for a remote cabin, led by local guide Gil Jackson (Michael Forest), who is, at first, unaware that he’s helping criminals fleeing the scene of their crime. Gil finds himself falling for Ward’s lover Gypsy (Sheila Noonan), who tells him that the gang intends to kill him…

Ward and Gypsy before the heist
Ward and Gypsy before the heist

BEAST FROM HAUNTED CAVE was the directorial debut of Monte (TWO-LANE BLACKTOP) Hellman and is an interesting hybrid of heist flick and monster movie. With tough dialogue and heist plot setup, this low budget film is initially like something you’d read in a pulpy crime paperback, but a cobwebby creature is added to the mix, making this a novel Corman-produced curio.

The film was originally released with THE WASP WOMAN
The film was originally released with THE WASP WOMAN

The lack of budget is obvious when it comes to the creature, which is mainly represented as a long prop arm poked on-screen and a couple of quick shots where it is inserted into location scenes via double exposure (which makes you think it might be a spirit of some kind because it is see-through). The monster is definitely meant to be a physical creature, though, and there’s a decent finale where the various characters encounter the beast in a remote cave.

Hairy-faced beast!
Hairy-faced beast!

The creature keeps its victims webbed-up and alive, so that it can take its time feeding on them, which I think is quite a creepy concept for a 50s B-movie. In one effective moment we see the creature’s first victim covered in a cocoon of web, stuck between two trees, and we realise that the monster has pursued the group into the mountains and has brought the initial victim along with it (as an on-the-go snack!)

Cocooned amongst the trees...
Cocooned amongst the trees…
Characters are webbed-up
Characters are webbed-up

Though the funky-looking, furry-faced, long-armed critter is very lo-fi, I still rather like this cheaply-made creature feature.

The beast feeds on a victim
The beast feeds on a victim
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The Village in the Woods (2019)

A satyr
A satyr!
You always need some hanging effigies in a folk horror movie, right?
You always need some hanging effigies in a folk horror movie, right?

Nicky (Beth Park) and Jason (Robert Vernon) travel to a village in mist-shrouded woodland (you actually never see much of a village, just a couple of buildings) to claim ownership of an old pub that Nicky has inherited.

backlit woods
Backlit woods
Bird skull
Bird skull
Hanging effigies
Hanging effigies

The thing is, Nicky and Jason are scam artists and have no real claim to the pub, but they eventually discover that they, themselves, have been scammed by some of the villagers… who are not what they seem.

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‘The demon awakes’
A naughty villager
A naughty villager

THE VILLAGE IN THE WOODS is pretty slow burn, some of the acting is a little stilted, but the central idea, once it is revealed, is quite interesting: the villagers are actually satyr-type beings (who usually look like normal, old-ish folks) who need to impregnate a normal human every hundred years or so to enable them to continue their long lifespans. Basically, they need to get a human female to give birth to a hybrid baby which they will then eat and drink its blood that will allow them to remain immortal.

Satyr in the woods
A satyr walks in the woods…
…looking for a human woman…
…and all this happens in a dream/flashback

This 82 minute long movie doesn’t make the most of its premise, unfortunately, which is a shame as it could’ve been an interesting horror tale if handled and told differently. Using hanging pagan effigies, bonfires and bird skulls just isn’t enough to make this film as interesting as effective folk horror flicks like THE RITUAL, MIDSOMMAR or THE WICKER MAN.

Nicky awaits the satyr
Nicky awaits the satyr
The villagers are satyrs!
Yikes! The villagers are satyrs!

Dragon’s Domain (1975)

tentacled monster
Tentacled monster!

Captain Tony Cellini (Gianni Garko) suffers from a nightmare linked to his dreadful encounter with a monster that occurred years previously: an encounter that pretty much nobody else believes actually happened. Commander Koenig (Martin Landau), leader of Moonbase Alpha, is one of the few people to think there could be some truth behind Cellini’s claims, and he is proven right when they enter a ‘spaceship graveyard’ zone where the cyclopean horror awaits…

Helena Russell (Barbara Bain) thinks Cellini is delusional, but Koenig believes there is truth in Cellini’s claims
A graveyard of derelict ships
A graveyard of derelict ships

The plot for DRAGON’S DOMAIN is interestingly structured: it begins on Moonbase Alpha as it passes through a desolate part of the galaxy, then, once Tony Cellini has his nightmare-induced ‘breakdown’, the story jumps back to the ill-fated Ultra Probe mission, where we witness three crew members being devoured by a tentacled creature. After scenes showing Cellini, the only survivor of the mission, being treated as, at best, delusional, the tale cuts back to the present, with Cellini, Koenig and others coming face to face with the space beast that has somehow brought the mass of derelict space vessels into this area of space.

Professor Juliet Mackie, Doctor Darwin King and Doctor Monique Bouchere should not open the airlock...
Professor Juliet Mackie, Doctor Darwin King and Doctor Monique Bouchere should not open the airlock…
Too late! They've opened the airlock!
Too late! They’ve opened the airlock!

This was the 8th episode from the first season of Gerry Anderson’s SPACE: 1999. It was written by Christopher (THE TRIPODS) Penfold and directed by Charles (A FISH CALLED WANDA) Crichton. DRAGON’S DOMAIN really stands out because, for a 1970s family show, this episode is pretty horrific!

Tentacle attack!
Tentacle attack!
Cellini is unable to save the rest of the Probe crew members
Cellini is unable to save the rest of the Probe crew members

The standout moment is the flashback sequence where the Ultra Probe crew is attacked and killed by the creature. The tentacled, Lovecraftian monster materialises after swirling lights, noise and wind enters the Probe’s airlock. The screaming thing’s single, glowing eye mesmerises its victims, compelling them to willingly allow the writhing tentacles to grab them. They are then pulled into the slot-like orifice/mouth of the creature, which immediately digests them and their desiccated corpses are unceremoniously spat out onto the floor!

Sucked-dry corpse!
Sucked-dry corpse!

Seeing Doctor Darwin King (Michael Sheard), Doctor Monique Bouchere (Barbara Kellerman) and Professor Juliet Mackie (Susan Jameson) systematically hypnotised and then consumed by the beast certainly sticks in the mind, especially if you saw this as a youngster!

Glowing-eyed beastie!
This where the monster pulls you inside to be consumed!
This is where the monster pulls you inside to be consumed!

The monster, which cannot be detected by life sensors, finally meets its match during the finale when Cellini, and then Koenig, attack it with an axe and a knife. With its hypnotic eye chopped-up by Koenig, the creature dematerialises… but can such a monstrosity truly die?

Koenig picks up an axe!
Koenig picks up an axe!

The episode’s title, and dialogue at the end of the story, suggests the plot is a retelling of the George and the Dragon myth, but it is more akin to Moby Dick, with the obsessed Tony Cellini acting like Captain Ahab: a man totally focused on getting revenge on the monster he has faced before.

The monster!

Black Beth and The Devils of Al-Kadesh

Promotional pic
Promotional pic

This 32-page one-shot comic special, written by Alec Worley and drawn by DaNi, features the return of Black Beth, a female warrior originally developed in the early 1970s by Spanish artist Blas Gallego (and an unknown writer).

A quick lowdown on Black Beth…
The original Black Beth story was going to appear in a comic that unfortunately never went ahead, so the first tale eventually went to print in the pages of Scream! Holiday Special in 1988 (Scream! was a British weekly horror anthology comic aimed at younger readers).
Black Beth then appeared many years later in a couple more tales, now written by Alec (2000 AD) Worley and drawn by DaNi. These two stories were featured in the Scream! & Misty Halloween Special in 2018 and the Misty & Scream! Special in 2020.

Beth confronts a rock-creature on the beach of an island...
Beth confronts a rock-creature on the beach of the Isle of Phantoms…

Black Beth and The Devils of Al-Kadesh is the latest Black Beth yarn, which has the swordswoman and her blind companion Quido venture to the city of Al-Kadesh, on a mission to prevent the place from being destroyed by a dead (but not actually dead) witch called Anis-Amuun. But just who is it that really wants to wipe out this wicked city that is also known as ‘Hell’s Cauldron’?

Beth meets the Templars
Can Beth trust the Templars?
Andrea Bulgarelli's wonderful cover art
Andrea Bulgarelli’s wonderful cover art

The sword and sorcery story is pretty no-nonsense and moves along in a pacy manner, with Beth encountering the Templars of the Cleansing Dawn and fighting pincered Tritons, which we are told are carrion-eaters from the sea bottom. There’s also a large, four-eyed spectral owl that is the familiar of Seer Estevan, a pterosaur-like creature that is ridden at one point by Beth, and a couple of sorcery-created rock-beings.

Tritons with spiky carapaces!
Eek! Tritons with spiky carapaces!
Beth astride the pterosaur-beast
Beth astride the pterosaur-beast

The main pleasure to the found with this comic, however, is DaNi’s artwork. It is colourful, comprised of masses of scratchy ink lines and has a real Euro-comics vibe to it (DaNi is Greek, born in Athens). Her art style here edges towards the abstract sometimes, giving the impression she did some of the line-work super-fast, then overlaying it all with luscious colours: pinks, greens, blues and mauves. And she’s also not scared to leave some areas of the page white. The panel and page layouts are a pleasure to the eyes.
(DaNi scanned different watercolour brush strokes she made so she could work on the colours on her own digitally, adding them to her inks, which were drawn traditionally and then scanned).

A spectral owl - with four eyes!
A spectral owl – with four eyes!

In addition to the lead 32-page story, this publication has back-up stories by Alec Worley, Andrea Bulgarelli, Doug Graves and Vincenzo Riccardi, pin-ups by David Roach and Andreas Butzbach, plus an awesome cover by Andrea Bulgarelli.

I love the scribbly detail and lush colours in each panel
I love the scribbly detail and lush colours in each panel
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PROCESS SHOTS FOR THE CREATION OF THE AWESOME COVER…

Talented artist Andrea Bulgarelli did an amazing job with the cover for the Black Beth comic, so let’s have a look at how that stunning illustration came into being…

Pencilled version
Pencilled version
The painting begins...
The painting begins…
The acrylic on canvas paper painting continues: as you can see, the artist decides to make the sky dark red
The acrylic on canvas paper painting continues: as you can see – the artist decides to make the sky dark red
The painting is finessed, with time spent adding detail to the armour
The painting is finessed, with time spent adding detail to the armour
The finished, gorgeous cover, ready for printing!
The finished, gorgeous cover, ready for printing!

Here’s a shot showing Andrea’s workspace…  

The above process shots came originally from an online 2000AD feature by bloggers Richard Bruton and Pete Wells
All the above process shots came originally from an online 2000AD feature by bloggers Richard Bruton and Pete Wells

The Earth Dies Screaming (1964)

Killer robot!

A gas attack of unknown origin wipes out most of the population of Earth. A group of survivors (who all lived through the gas strike because they were in air-tight rooms, etc) gather together and base themselves in an English village hotel/pub.

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The group, led by American test pilot Jeff Nolan (Willard Parker), soon discover that the gas attack was a prelude to some kind of invasion… because they now spot silver-suited robots plodding around the village! These automatons can kill humans with a touch of their hands and then, it is revealed later… these victims come back to life as white-eyed zombies!

Blank-eyed victims return from the dead!
Blank-eyed victims return from the dead!
Robot and zombie slave!
Vanda Godsell gets zombiefied!
Vanda Godsell gets zombiefied!

The protagonists move between the village and a Territorial Army drill hall, dodge stalking robots and zombies, and then Jeff finally formulates a plan that involves blowing up a local radio mast that’s being used to send signals to the robots…

First of all, I must say that THE EARTH DIES SCREAMING is a great name for a movie! Just how awesome is that title?!
Okay, the movie doesn’t live up to the promise of this title (the Earth dies pretty much silently thanks to the gas attack), but the film does have some tense scenes that are well-handled by director Terence Fisher.

THE EARTH DIES SCREAMING has a brief running time, is low budget, has a doomy, subdued, dour atmosphere and is a ‘Middle England apocalypse’-type scenario reminiscent of a John Wyndham story. I always find these set-ups quite interesting, as scenes of dead bodies littering quaint village streets and robots clomping past homely pubs make for quite interesting visuals.

Dead bodies in the home counties...
Dead bodies in the home counties…

The lo-fi robots have a Cybermen vibe to them, though they predate the DOCTOR WHO villains by two years. These mechanical menaces (they’re basically guys in silver spacesuits) move unhurriedly, as do their zombie human servants, and I think this adds anxiety to the scenes because you know the protagonists SHOULD be able to outrun the robots but you also KNOW these clunky dudes will still somehow creep up on them.

They may look a bit like Cybermen but these clunky robots came first!
They may look a bit like Cybermen but these robots came first!

There’s an effectively directed sequence where Peggy (Virginia Field) escapes from unreliable cad Quinn (played by Dennis Price, who always played cads) and finds herself pursued by slow moving robots & zombies. There’s a similarly tense moment at the end of the movie when some robots and a now-zombiefied Quinn menacingly approach Lorna (Anna Palk) and her newborn baby.

Quinn returns as a zombie working for the robots
Quinn returns as a zombie working for the robots

Though the movie ends rather abruptly, with the destruction of a single alien-commandeered radio mast conveniently putting all the robots in the area out of action, THE EARTH DIES SCREAMING is an interesting watch and its depiction of people coming back from the dead as zombies means that it can be viewed as a precursor to NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968). 

Terence Fisher must have acquired a taste for making small-groups-of-Brits-threatened-by-aliens/monsters movies because he went on to shoot ISLAND OF TERROR (1966) and NIGHT OF THE BIG HEAT, aka ISLAND OF THE BURNING DAMNED (1967) soon afterwards.

The robots close-in...
The robots close-in…
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The movie’s no classic, with the characters lacking any real goal until the decision to destroy the mast is suggested late in the plot, but this B&W horror-sci-fi tale is worth a watch.

Primal

Spear and Fang
Spear and Fang!
Raptor attack!
Raptor attack!

A caveman (Spear) and a Tyrannosaur (Fang) bond after the deaths of their families and roam through a fantastical prehistoric world together, savagely taking on anything that opposes them.

Primal!
Primal!

PRIMAL is an animated television series created and directed by the brilliant Genndy (SAMURAI JACK) Tartakovsky and, boy, is it good! It comes across like an utterly brutal Hanna-Barbera cartoon, full of bloody action, horror and fantasy, with no dialogue.

It rocks!

Giant croc attack!
Giant croc attack!
Spear beats a retreat!
Spear beats a retreat!
Big pterosaur!
Big pterosaur!
One of Spear's children gets eaten: this isn't a kid's cartoon!
One of Spear’s children gets eaten: this isn’t a kid’s cartoon!

The world the series is set in is populated by dinosaurs, ape-creatures, cavemen, Ice Age mammals, monsters, bugs and other beings, such as witch-like characters and other types of humanoids.

Dino rider!
Dino rider!

Imagine Brock Samson (from THE VENTURE BROS) mixed with Conan the Barbarian, then jammed into the chunky body of a caveman, and you’ll get a good idea of what Spear is like. Fang, the Tyrannosaur, is a feisty she-beast who does some great double takes and can go into killing frenzies just like Spear.

Don't mess with Spear!
Don’t mess with Spear!
Don't mess with Fang either!
And don’t mess with Fang either!

Some of the episodes are brutal action stories, whilst others lean more towards horror, such as ‘Terror Under the Blood Moon’, which features huge bat-monsters and a massive spider. The episode ‘Rage of the Ape-Men’ has savage simians, including gorilla-like brutes that battle each other, and involves the use of a dark liquid that causes one of the apes to grow much larger. Spear also drinks this fluid and he temporarily transforms into a mega-aggressive hulk-esque killing-machine!

A huge serpent attacks in the ‘River of Snakes’ episode
Tyrannosaurus vs mammoth!
Tyrannosaurus vs mammoth from the episode ‘A Cold Death’
Spear faces off against the lead mammoth using a tusk as a weapon!
Spear faces off against the lead mammoth using a tusk as a weapon!
Roar!
Roar!
Raptors! Lots of raptors!
Raptors…
Rsptors!
…lots of raptors!
One of the cool bat-monsters from 'Terror Under the Blood Moon'
One of the cool bat-monsters from ‘Terror Under the Blood Moon’
A really, really big spider!
A really, really big spider!
Raptors vs bat-monsters!
Raptors vs bat-monsters!
'Rage of the Ape-Men'
‘Rage of the Ape-Men’
Some of the carnage from 'Rage of the Ape-Men'!
Some of the carnage from ‘Rage of the Ape-Men’!
Spear hulk-outs!
Spear starts to really hulk out!

Another horror-themed story, ‘Plague of Madness’, is a really cracking episode, focusing on a disease transmitted by bites that turns a once-gentle sauropod into a kill-crazy, hideous, relentless zombie-saurus! Great stuff!

A zombie sauropod
A zombie sauropod
Zombie sauropod and lava too!
Zombie sauropod and lava too!
The zombie-saurus is toast!
The zombie-saurus is toast!

‘Coven of the Damned’ is, perhaps, a story that’s a little too convoluted compared to the other lean, mean and efficiently-told episodes, but it is interesting in that it does look again at the theme of loss – as we watch a small hag-witch go back in time to witness the awful moments where Spear and Fang (and herself) lose their offspring.
The episode after this, ‘The Night Feeder’, switches back to a more linear, pacy yarn, as an unseen super-killer wipes out anything it encounters in the night. The only slight letdown is when the briefly-seen Feeder is eventually revealed and it turns out to be a pretty standard-looking dinosaur.

The glowing-eyed pteranodon from ‘Coven of the Damned’
Sacrifice!
Sacrifice!
Weird goings-on
Weird goings-on
 A ceratopsian gets slaughtered in 'The Night Feeder'
A ceratopsian gets slaughtered in ‘The Night Feeder’

‘Scent of Prey’ shows Spear’s commitment to Fang, as he cares for the injured Tyrannosaur, patching-up her wounds with mud, dragging her around on a makeshift stretcher and battling prehistoric wild dogs.

Spear does everything to look after Fang in 'Scent of Prey'
Spear does everything he can to look after Fang in ‘Scent of Prey’
Spear uses the spiky carapaces of green bugs as knuckledusters!
Spear uses the spiky carapaces of green bugs as makeshift knuckledusters!
 Spear punches a wild dog in the face!
Spear punches a wild dog in the face!
Spear goes berserk to protect the injured Fang
Spear goes berserk to protect the injured Fang
Fang joins in the action!
Fang joins in the action!

‘Slave of the Scorpion’ introduces a slave-girl character who could, maybe, become a recurring character if we get another season, includes some bloody showdowns, an aquatic reptile attack and also features Spear uttering his first word!

A skirmish in the sea from 'Slave of the Scorpion'
A skirmish in the sea from ‘Slave of the Scorpion’
Don't mess with Spear and Fang...
If you cross Spear and Fang…
...because this could happen to you...
…this could happen to you…
 ...or maybe this could happen to you!
…or maybe this could happen to you!

PRIMAL’s storytelling is top-notch, managing to convey the tales clearly despite the lack dialogue, the two main characters, even though they indulge in bouts of total carnage, are a likeable double act and, visually, the series wonderfully balances scenes of visceral mayhem with gorgeous background designs by Christian Schellewald.

I love the landscapes in this series
I love the landscapes in this series

With an effective score, an unapologetic focus on savage action and a love of pulpy storytelling, PRIMAL is a wild, glorious feast for the eyes.

Angry apes!
Angry apes!
Ouch!
Ouch!
The action is very, well, primal!
The action is very, well, primal!
A drawing from the pitch animatic for the first episode ‘Spear and Fang’
Primal

The Devil’s Rain (1975)

Ernest Borgnine as the goat-faced devil
Ernest Borgnine in goat-face mode!

THE DEVIL’S RAIN stars William Shatner, Ernest Borgnine, Tom Skerritt, Ida Lupino, Eddie Albert and Keenan Wynn, with John Travolta making his film debut (in a small role) – plus Anton LaVey, the real-life founder of the Church of Satan, playing… a High Priest of the Church of Satan!

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Where to start with this film?

Plot-wise it’s about the leader of a satanic cult wanting to get his hands on a book that was taken from him hundreds of years earlier. But, basically, the story’s a mess: it begins seemingly mid-way through the tale. Then, at around halfway into the movie, the storyline starts to actually make sense, when we get a flashback set in puritan times. Adding to the confusion, William Shatner seems set to be the plot’s main protagonist, but then he gets sidelined and Tom Skerritt takes over as the lead.

"Heaven help us all when The Devil's Rain!' doesn't actually make much sense as a sentence...
‘Heaven help us all when The Devil’s Rain!’ doesn’t actually make much sense as a sentence…

But don’t get me wrong, there’s lots to like with this flick too.

Firstly, it looks great, set in a midwest ghost town, providing director Robert (THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES) Fuest the opportunity to film some impressively parched, widescreen vistas. Secondly, Ernest Borgnine has a great time playing the cult leader Corbis and, finally, there are lots of Tom Burman-produced prosthetic FX!

Corbis!
Eyeless Shat
Eyeless Shat

We get cult members with empty eye sockets, we get Corbis becoming a goat-faced devil and we get an extended finale crammed with body-melt footage, as the faces and hands of the cultists liquify, with coloured gunge flowing from their sockets.
Oh, and when the cultists are shot, they bleed white fluid instead of blood!

Don't get his goat!
Don’t get his goat!
Some melting...
Some melting…
Some more melting...
Some more melting…
Even more melting…
Another pic of someone melting!
Another pic of someone melting!
'The most incredible ending of any motion picture ever!': well, it's a pretty damn memorable, fun, cheesy, gooey ending, that's for sure!
‘The most incredible ending of any motion picture ever’ it says here. Well, it’s a pretty damn memorable, fun, cheesy, gooey ending, that’s for sure!
Here's John Travolta, honest!
Here’s John Travolta, honest!

Incoherent plot aside, THE DEVIL’S RAIN is schlocky fun (and, let’s face it… we all watch this movie for the endless scenes of melting during the finale!)

I'm melting!
I’m melting!

The HALLOWEEN link…
The face-cast made of William Shatner, that was part of the process to create his ‘eyeless’ prosthetics in THE DEVIL’S RAIN, was later used by Don Post Studios as the basis for their mass-produced Captain Kirk mask. It was one of these store-bought Shat masks that was then worn by Michael Myers in the ace John Carpenter slasher movie HALLOWEEN (1978)!

Poor Shat...
Poor Shat…
Michael Myers
Michael Myers!


The Retreat (2020)

Mountain-lurking creature
Do creatures lurk in the Adirondack mountains?!
Beware the Wendigo!
Beware the Wendigo!

Gus (Grant Schumacher) goes on a hiking trip in the Adirondack mountains with Adam (Dylan Grunn), his more down to earth friend. Gus drinks some hallucinogenic tea, thinks he’s attacked by a monster, fights back, murders his friend, then finally succumbs to cannibalism… after which he is tormented by a horned Wendigo and other beings.

Or… is it all in his mind?

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There’s something waiting in the mountains…

Bruce Wemple (who also made the Bigfoot movie MONSTROUS) wrote and directed this film, which you’re either going to like for the movie’s twisty, unreliable grip on what is real, or you’ll feel irritated by it because of the never-ending ‘it’s just in his imagination’ moments.

Adam gets killed, or does he?
Adam gets killed, or does he?
I liked the use of Wendigo paintings that feature throughout the story
I liked the use of Wendigo paintings that feature throughout the story

People expecting a no-nonsense creature feature will be disappointed, no doubt, but I thought the ever-more entangled mix of dreams, different versions of what might have happened, flashbacks, etc, made this little movie worth watching.

If you look closely you can see the Wendigo and one of the minion-creatures lurking amongst the trees...
If you look closely you can see the Wendigo and one of the minion-creatures lurking amongst the trees…

The antlered Wendigo, when seen, tends to be immobile and just lurks about, mainly in shadows or back-lit, though the other type of bald, humanoid minion-creatures get to rush about in the snow menacingly and are rather more effective.

The Wendigo, during its fleeting appearances, is shot in a warped, hallucinatory way
The Wendigo is shot in a warped, hallucinatory way during its fleeting appearances
One of the hairless, humanoid-things
Crawling about the mountain forest...
Crawling about in the mountain forest…
The Wendigo
A behind the scenes shot of one of the bald-headed critters

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