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The Green Knight (2021)

Ralph Ineson plays the Green Knight
Ralph Ineson plays the Green Knight

Whilst attending a Christmas feast in Camelot with his uncle King Arthur, Gawain (Dev Patel) accepts a challenge made by a Green Knight who enters Arthur’s court on horseback.

This challenge involves Gawain landing a blow on the Green Knight, so Arthur hands Gawain his sword Excalibur and he beheads the mysterious knight. But this does not kill the plant-like being, who rides off (holding his severed head in his hand) to await Gawain, who must travel to the knight’s Green Chapel the following Christmas and receive an equal blow in return…

The Green Knight approaches King Arthur
The Green Knight approaches King Arthur
This being actually allows Gawain to strike off his head...
This plant-being will actually let Gawain strike off his head…
...but this doesn't kill the Green Knight, who lifts up his own decapitated head!
…but this doesn’t kill the Green Knight, who lifts up his own decapitated head!
Poster
Poster
Dev Patel plays Gawain
Dev Patel plays Gawain

One can appreciate colourblind casting, which increases opportunities for actors of colour, though as this film’s narrative doesn’t really embrace Dev Patel’s ethnicity or integrate it into the character, the casting decision probably leaves some viewers wondering how come King Arthur’s nephew happens to be played by an English-born son of Indian Hindus. That said, I think Patel is really good in this movie: he conveys a lot via his eyes and expressions, rather than dialogue.

Gawain begins his quest
Gawain begins his quest

Adapted from the 14th-century poem Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, the film looks wonderful, with some impressive Irish landscapes and buildings. Director David (PETE’S DRAGON) Lowery, who was also the writer, purposefully goes out of his way to make the film enigmatic and dreamlike, though the finished production ends up being an interesting, unusual film, rather than a truly compelling one, I think.

A nice shot of Gawain wading through swampland
A nice shot of Gawain wading through swampland

Novel moments include Gawain’s encounter with a group of naked, hairless giants and the scene where he helps a murdered woman ghost (Erin Kellyman) find closure by recovering her skull from the pond outside her home. There’s also a friendly fox that eventually talks to Gawain.

Decapitated heads are a recurring motif
Decapitated heads are a recurring motif
An encounter with wandering giants
An encounter with wandering giants
A giant reaches out towards Gawain...
A giant reaches out towards Gawain…

At one point, when Gawain is left tied-up in a forest, the camera does a 360-degree pan, ending with a shot of Gawain’s withered corpse, as if to say that one way this story could end is with the protagonist failing to free himself and dying amongst the trees. The camera then does another 360-degree pan and ends with a shot of the still-alive Gawain, who, this time, manages to free himself from his bonds. I don’t know why, but this moment really sticks in my memory.

A potential fate for Gawain?
A potential fate for Gawain?

The Green Knight himself looks impressive, with a living wooden visage resembling the design of a ‘Green Man’ foliate head carving. Played by Ralph Ineson wearing prosthetics designed by Barry Gower, the Green Knight in this film is a big improvement on the same mythical character, played by Sean Connery, in SWORD OF THE VALIANT: THE LEGEND OF SIR GAWAIN AND THE GREEN KNIGHT (1984).

I like the look of the Green Knight
I like the look of the timber-faced Green Knight

The part that I think is really effective comes near the very end of the movie, where it seems Gawain flees the Green Knight, goes back to Camelot, is knighted and eventually becomes king. He has a son by commoner Essel (Alicia Vikander) but he abandons her and takes the child, who grows up and dies of wounds on a battlefield. Gawain marries a noblewoman, has a child by his wife and, many years later, we see him become an unpopular king. After his castle comes under siege and his family abandons him, Gawain removes a magic green girdle he has worn throughout these scenes and his head falls from his body, to the ground… and Gawain realises this compelling sequence has all been a vision: he is still kneeling on the ground in the Green Chapel, waiting for the Green Knight to strike his blow. This whole sequence is wordless and really well done.

The crowns in this movie feature striking halo-like discs
The crowns in this movie feature striking halo-like discs
A final confrontation with the Green Knight
A final confrontation with the Green Knight

With a purposefully ambiguous fate for the hero, THE GREEN KNIGHT perhaps tries too hard to be a non-heroic yarn, with a leisurely pace, Arthur portrayed as a quite sickly man (played well by Sean Harris) and Gawain shown to be a pretty reactive protagonist – but the film boasts some impressive visuals, a striking score and undeniably has its own special atmosphere.

Character poster - Gawain
Character poster – Gawain
Character poster - Lady
Character poster – Lady
Character poster - Lord
Character poster – Lord
Character poster - Green Knight
Character poster – Green Knight
Character poster - Fox
Character poster – Fox
South Korean poster

A behind the scenes shot…

David Lowery gives direction

The Head Hunter (2018)

A hunter of monsters...
A hunter of monsters…

A warrior (Christopher Rygh) mounts the heads of the monsters he has killed on the wall of his meagre home.

To recover from his monster fights, the warrior uses jars of noxious liquid to heal his wounds after each of battle…

…but when a window shutter knocks over a jar and some of the restorative liquid seeps onto the head of the latest creature he has killed… the monster’s head becomes reanimated, and so the warrior must hunt it down.

The warrior mounts the heads of the creatures he kills on a wall...
The warrior mounts the heads of the creatures he kills on a wall…
poster
Poster

THE HEAD HUNTER (aka VIKING VENGEANCE) was directed, co-written, produced and edited by Jordan (THANKSKILLING) Downey, who cleverly came up with a story that could be done on a low budget: basically there’s one character (plus a girl playing the daughter in some flashbacks) and a bunch of heads (we are never shown the monster fights themselves).

Also known as VIKING VENGEANCE
Also known as VIKING VENGEANCE
Monster head on a spike
Monster head on a spike
On the hunt...
On the hunt…

Some of the background secondary heads on the warrior’s wall are barely more realistic than latex halloween masks, but most of the creature heads are decently-made considering the budget.

Mounted heads
Mounted heads
Close-up of one of the heads
Close-up of one of the heads
Nice warrior gear
Nice warrior gear

Some sword and sorcery fans find this film too small scale. After all, the story does revolve around just one warrior fighting monsters in battles that remain off camera. But I enjoyed this tightly-budgeted movie and I think the warrior’s armour looks pretty damn cool.

Mexican poster
Mexican poster

At one point the project was named THE HEAD. Artist Christopher Shy, from Studio Ronin, created a couple of wonderful posters which used that particular title…

Gorgeous poster art by Christopher Shy
Gorgeous poster art by Christopher Shy
Another wonderful poster design from Christopher Shy
Another wonderful poster design from Christopher Shy

The bottom line is that I would certainly like to see Downey get the chance to direct a bigger-scale fantasy-horror flick.

Movie gif
The warrior rides off

Okay, one more look at one of the decapitated creature heads…

A nifely-lit beast bonce
A nicely-lit beast bonce

Finally, here’s a gorgeous alternative movie poster created by illustrator Vance Kelly. Wow! This really makes me hope the filmmakers one day get to make a larger-scale, more expansive film about the Head Hunter’s fantasy world… 

This poster rocks!
This poster rocks!

Scars of Dracula (1970)

Dracula and his red-hot blade!
Dracula and his red-hot blade!
Look into my eyes...
Look into my eyes…
Bat attack!

SCARS OF DRACULA breaks the continuity that had been maintained in the previous Hammer Dracula movies and begins in Dracula’s castle in Transylvania. In this opening scene we see the Count’s remains lying on a plinth in a castle chamber… and then a large (model) bat flies in and flaps over the plinth, regurgitating blood onto the Count’s remains! The remains, of course, start to react to the dripped blood and Dracula is once more reanimated!

Blood-drooling bat!
Blood-drooling bat!
Poster
Poster

This film, directed by Roy Ward Baker (who made one of my all-time favourite Hammer films, QUATERMASS AND THE PIT), is disliked by many, but I rather like some of the elements in this flawed, colourful Hammer romp.

Jenny Hanley and Dennis Waterman
Jenny Hanley and Dennis Waterman

The tone veers all over the place: one minute there’s a massacre of women and children by a flock of bats in the church, then there’s a Benny Hill-style moment with the naked Burgomaster’s daughter, then later we get Dracula torturing his servant with a red-hot sword.

The ravaged church
The ravaged church
A victim of the church massacre
A victim of the church massacre
Benny Hill Show regular Bob Todd played the Burgomaster
Benny Hill Show regular Bob Todd played the Burgomaster
Gore!
Gore!
Some more gore!
Some more gore!
Dracula brandishes the red-hot sword
Dracula brandishes the red-hot sword

One of the real positives with this movie is that Christopher Lee does get more to do in this entry: he stabs his vampire bride (Anouska Hempel) to death with a dagger because she slept with a visitor, he commands big bats, he climbs up a castle wall and, basically, he has more time on-screen, sometimes acting civil & courteous, whilst at other times acting savagely.

Anouska Hempel
Anouska Hempel
The Count climbs up the wall
The Count climbs up the wall
Michael Ripper is the pub landlord
Michael Ripper is the pub landlord

But there are quite a few silly moments… such as when Dracula’s eyes ‘glow’ through his eyelids to hypnotise the hero and the scenes with the model bats on fishing lines, which are unintentionally comical, flappy things. These bats were built by Roger (THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT) Dicken and are definitely not the best movie creatures he’s ever created.
Some of these shortcomings can definitely be blamed on the movie’s budgeting problems and a short schedule.

I'm sorry, but this effect just looks plain silly
I’m sorry, but this effect just looks plain silly

The story is rather repetitious, but Jenny Hanley looks gorgeous, there’s an attempt to add more gore (such as the attack by a bat on a priest), and Patrick Troughton, as Dracula’s servant Klove, plays an interesting role in that he disobeys his master occasionally to help the heroine.

Jenny Hanley
Jenny Hanley
Klove pays for his disobedience...
Klove pays for his disobedience…

So, my verdict is that this film is tonally uneven, full of incident and fun.

Dracula during the film's finale...
Dracula during the film’s finale…
Death by lightning bolt
Death by lightning bolt

Here’s a Hammer studios promotional flyer, illustrated by Tom Chantrell, for SCARS OF DRACULA.

Promotional flyer
Promotional flyer

And here are some b/w studio photos of posed shots that were used by Chantrell for reference for the flyer…

Photo reference used by Tom Chantrell
Photo reference used by Tom Chantrell

Some posters…

Italian poster
Italian poster
German poster
German poster
French poster
French poster
Belgian poster
Belgian poster
Another Italian poster
Another Italian poster
UK DVD cover
UK DVD cover
US double-feature poster
US double-feature poster

Cover for a Derann Super 8 home movie…

Super 8 colour and sound
Super 8 colour and sound

Okay, here’s a pic of Michael Ripper…

Ripper rocks!
Ripper rocks!

And finally, here’s a publicity photo…

Jenny Hanley and a bloody big bat!
Jenny Hanley and a bloody big bat!

The Thing From Another World (1951)

Here comes the Thing...
Here comes the Thing…

Based on the 1938 novella WHO GOES THERE? by John W Campbell, THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD tells the story of a U.S Air Force crew, plus some scientists, who discover an alien being in the ice near a crashed flying saucer in the Artic. The block of ice that encases the extraterrestrial melts (after an electric blanket is thrown over it) and everyone is forced to defend themselves against the single-mindedly vicious killer alien.

Poster
Poster
Some advice: don't put an electric blanket on this ice block...
Some advice: don’t put an electric blanket on this ice block…

This is an extremely good 50s sci-fi horror movie that will always remain one of my all-time favourite flicks.

The iconic moment the crew mark out the shape of the spacecraft buried beneath the ice
The iconic moment the crew mark out the shape of the spacecraft buried beneath the ice

I love this movie’s overlapping dialogue, the way characters don’t finish what they’re saying as someone else cuts in. The cast acts naturalistically, are likeable, and Kenneth Tobey, playing Captain Patrick Hendry, is such a cool bastard!

Tobey is a really cool character in this film. Fact.
Tobey is a really cool character in this film. Fact.
I love this movie's ensemble cast
This movie’s ensemble cast is ace!

The Thing itself is a memorable creation: it is a hairless, sentient vegetable-being that can regrow its limbs, has thorn-like spikes on its hands and can reproduce asexually via seeds that germinate when fed on blood. This otherworldly killer (played by James Arness) regards humans (and Huskies) simply as food and has a raw intellect that is without passion or empathy.

One of the standout sequences involves the characters fighting off the Thing by hurling kerosene at the creature and setting it alight. It’s very thrilling stuff!

Flaming thrills!
Flamingly good action!
Tom Steele did the full-body burn stunt
Tom Steele did the full-body burn stunt
The shutting-the-door-fast scene is another great moment!
The shutting-the-door-fast scene is another great moment!

Our level-headed heroes finally defeat the Thing, but will more be coming?

Zzzzzzzap!
Zzzzzzzap!

“Keep watching the skies!”

Italian poster
Italian poster
UK poster
UK poster
Love the colours used in this poster
Love the colours used in this poster
Tobey breathing...

Demon of Mount Oe (1960)

Samurai versus giant spider!
Samurai versus giant spider!

In feudal Japan the capital is under threat from a mix of bandits and some demons/wizards, who are being led by Shuten-doji – so the warriors of the Genji clan are tasked with getting rid of the threat.

cool poster
Cool poster

DEMON OF MOUNT OE is a Japanese period horror movie that was directed by Tokuzō (ZATOICHI’S VENGEANCE) Tanaka, produced by Daiei Film and based on a novel by Matsutarō Kawaguchi. It stars Kazuo Hasegawa, Raizô Ichikawa, Kôjirô Hongô and Shintarô Katsu.

Director Tanaka also made THE HAUNTED CASTLE (1969), KILLER WHALE (1962) and the witch film THE WOMAN OF THE SNOW (1968).

This bull-beast has a horn on its nose
This bull-beast is lookin’ at you

This colourful movie, inspired by Japanese folklore, features a sympathetic villain and some cool supernatural characters.

One demon woman loses her clawed hand and then comes back to reclaim it, another ‘wizard’ can turn into a kind of horned, pantomime demon bull and another transforms into a giant spider.

Severed demon arm!
Severed demon arm!
Demon bull monster!
Demon bull monster!
Samurai take on the demon bull!
Samurai take on the demon bull!

The spider-monster confrontation is my favourite scene: a bunch of samurai battling a fine-looking, full-scale puppet arachnid. Coooooooool!

Giant spider alert!
I've included another pic of the giant spider because, well, I wanted to
I’ve included another pic of the giant spider because, well, I wanted to
Okay, yes: this is another shot of the spider!
Okay, yes: this is another shot of the spider!
And yet another pic of the arachnid!
And yet another pic of the arachnid!

DEMON OF MOUNT OE is a well-shot, pretty decent fantasy samurai flick, so track it down and give it a watch.

The demon bull takes to the sky
The demon bull takes to the sky
Fight!
Fight!

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

Killer masks!
Each mask has a microchip made from a piece of Stonehenge!
Each latex mask has a microchip made from a piece of Stonehenge!

The film’s rather batty story includes murderous androids and a stolen piece of Stonehenge being used to create microchips for killer halloween masks! The villain’s plan involves synchronising a nation-wide sacrifice of little kids on Halloween night, via a television commercial, in order to help kickstart a new golden age of pagan celebration! When it was originally released, this sequel, directed by Tommy Lee Wallace, was not liked by many HALLOWEEN fans because it didn’t feature Michael Myers, but I think the movie is most definitely a fun watch (and Myers is actually featured, very briefly, in a few scenes from HALLOWEEN that are shown in a television commercial advertising the airing of the film).

Poster
Poster
Wiring pulled out of the innards of a downed android
Wiring pulled out of the innards of a downed android

There’s a lot to enjoy with HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH. I especially like the Silver Shamrock commercial jingle that counts down the days: it’s a real earworm! Tom Atkins is a likeable lead and Dan O’Herlihy is good as the quite charming villain Conal Cochran, who accepts his defeat at the end with good grace, applauding Atkins before he gets zapped. There are some gore moments too, including a woman getting blasted in the face by a faulty microchip, and a tramp being decapitated.

A face is mangled by a faulty microchip
A face is mangled by a faulty microchip
Dan O'Herlihy plays a villain with a touch of class
Dan O’Herlihy plays a villain with a touch of class

A memorable scene involves Cochran trying out the effectiveness of his masks on the Kupfer family in a test room at his novelties plant. As the Silver Shamrock commercial plays on a television, a flashing signal triggers the microchip in the mask that the Kupfer son is wearing, causing his mask to writhe & squirm as it absorbs the energy of Stonehenge, then a mass of insects and snakes crawl from the mask to kill the rest of the family!

The original script was written by Nigel (Quatermass) Kneale, but he asked to have his name removed from the credits after his screenplay was altered and extra gore was added.

A victim loses his head
A victim loses his head
I like this shot from the movie
I like this shot from the movie

Don Post designed the skull, witch, and jack-o’-lantern latex masks that are the focus of Cochran’s plan. The skull & witch masks were actually adaptations of existing Post Studios masks and the jack-o’-lantern was created specifically for the movie.

The three latex mask designs
The three latex mask designs
The ending's pretty gripping as Daniel Challis (Atkins) tries to stop the Silver Shamrock commercials going live
The ending’s pretty gripping as Daniel Challis (Atkins) tries to stop the Silver Shamrock commercials going live on TV

After the film’s disappointing reviews and lacklustre box office performance, Michael Myers was brought back in HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS in 1988, but I think this movie is a very entertaining standalone horror/science fiction flick… and I can still hear that Silver Shamrock jingle playing in my head!

Don't watch that commercial, kid!
Don’t watch that commercial, kid!
Private commission illustration by Graham Humphreys
Private commission illustration by Graham Humphreys
 Poster print by Christopher Shy
 Poster print by Christopher Shy

The Beastmaster (1982)

These winged beings digest their victims alive!
These winged devourers digest their victims whilst they’re still alive!

The villainous high priest Maax (Rip Torn) attempts to thwart a prophecy by sending one of his witches to kidnap and murder the unborn son of King Zed. The witch uses magic to transfer the baby from the queen’s womb to the belly of a cow! Before the witch can kill the child, however, a villager intervenes, killing the hag-faced woman and raising the boy as his own son.

UK quad poster
UK quad poster

The boy, named Dar, is taught how to fight and it’s revealed that he has the ability to telepathically communicate with all kinds of animals (presumably because he was born from an animal).

Dar and his eagle
Dar and his eagle
Dar and his panther
Dar and his panther
Dar and his ferrets
Dar and his ferrets
Dar and his (dead) dog
Dar and his (dead) dog

Dar (Marc Singer), now a man, witnesses his village being wiped out by a horde of masked barbarians called Juns, who are allied with Maax. Dar, the only survivor of the massacre, sets out to avenge his people. Along the way Dar is joined by an eagle, a pair of ferrets he calls Kodo and Podo, and a great panther.

Ruh the panther
Ruh the panther
A road lined with withered corpses
A road lined with withered corpses

As the adventure continues Dar teams up with King Zed’s younger son Tal, bodyguard Seth (John Amos) and slave girl Kiri (Tanya Roberts), who turns out to actually be a warrior woman. After the death of King Zed, there’s a showdown with Maax atop a sacrificial pyramid, and then there’s a final battle with a mass of Jun warriors.

Can Dar and his allies survive all this? Yes they can… with a little help from some weird, winged devourer beings.

Kiri
Kiri
Dar
Dar
Tal and Seth
Seth and Tal
Pyramid fight
Fight on the pyramid
Fiery finale
Fiery finale
Don't mess with Dar!
Don’t mess with Dar!

Director Don Coscarelli’s sword and sorcery movie is a fun romp, with Marc Singer proving to be a likeable hero and Tanya Roberts sticking in the memory as the attractive, feisty love interest Kiri. Then we have Rip Torn, who does a bit of scenery-chewing as the hawk-nosed bad guy Maax: he’s a high priest who is rather too fond of child sacrifice.

Maax is mad!
Maax is mad!

The screenplay, written by Paul Pepperman and Don Coscarelli, was based on a 1959 novel called THE BEAST MASTER, though the book is pretty different to the film: the novel’s hero is a Navajo warrior in a futuristic setting.

An amusing moment where Dar pretends his panther Ruh is a threat to them
An amusing moment where Dar pretends his panther Ruh is a threat to Kiri

THE BEASTMASTER is a colourful adventure yarn that features a fine score by Lee Holdridge, witches with the bodies of young women and the faces of hags, spike-gloved berserker madmen, a ring with an eyeball that can spy on the heroes, and the aforementioned bird-humanoid creatures that wrap their victims in leathery wings to digest them alive!

A winged devourer
A winged devourer
Witches!
Witches!
Glowing-eyed berserker!
Glowing-eyed berserker!
Another berserker pic
Another berserker pic
The eyeball ring!
The eyeball ring!

The fiery, climactic battle with the Jun horde is a well-mounted, exciting finale, where Dar has a one-on-one fight with the Jun leader and, basically, this modestly budgeted fantasy flick is a very, very enjoyable watch.

There's an impressive explosion when the oil-filled moat is ignited
There’s an impressive explosion when the oil-filled moat is ignited
The Jun leader!
The Jun leader!

I love this movie!

Dar and Ruh
Dar and Ruh

Here’s some movie concept art by Nikita Knatz…

concept art
concept art
concept art
concept art
City of Aruk concept art by Nikita Knatz

And here are some posters…

German poster
German poster
Swedish poster
Swedish poster
Turkish poster
Turkish poster
Japanese poster
Japanese poster
German VHS cover art
German VHS cover art
Thai poster
Thai poster
German 1-sheet poster
German 1-sheet poster
US poster
US poster
Believe it or not: this is actually a poster for the 1983 movie Yellowbeard, starring Graham Chapman!
Believe it or not: this is actually a poster for the 1983 movie Yellowbeard, starring Graham Chapman!

Okay, a final look at those winged devourers…

These critters worship eagles, you know
These critters worship eagles, you know
Behind the scenes shot of the winged devourer costume
Behind the scenes shots of a winged devourer costume

And here’s a publicity shot of Singer and Roberts…

publicity shot

The Glitterball (1977)

The Mothership!
The mothership!

In the UK two boys make friends with a stranded alien that resembles a small, metal ball. They try to help the silvery being return home, but have to deal with a crook called George “Filthy” Potter. A mothership eventually arrives and it disgorges a whole swarm of alien metal balls to deal with Potter.

Bad guy Potter gets rolled away by the Glitterball's buddies!
Bad guy Potter gets rolled away by the Glitterball’s buddies!

This low budget British kid’s flick, made for the Children’s Film Foundation, features an extraterrestrial that looks just like a metal ball bearing. This silvery alien is hunted by the military and likes to eat a lot! As so often happens in these CFF movies, the main villain is a small-time criminal (played here by Ron Pember), but there’s never any real threat: it’s all very child-friendly.

Max (Ben Buckton) and Pete (Keith Jayne)
Max (Ben Buckton) and Pete (Keith Jayne)

FX-wise, in many scenes the Glitterball is just a small, metal ball rolled along the floor, but for scenes where, for instance, it gobbles-up some food, stop-motion animation is used.

Glitterball's got the munchies!
Glitterball’s got the munchies!
The Glitterball prepares to eat a banana...
The Glitterball prepares to eat a banana…
The Glitterball: you can't get a simpler-looking alien creature!
The Glitterball: you can’t get a simpler-looking alien creature than this!

THE GLITTERBALL was directed by Harley Cokeliss, who’d made the non-science-fiction movie THE BATTLE OF BILLY’S POND the year previously, also for the Children’s Film Foundation. Harley went on to be second unit director on THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980), then directed flicks like DREAM DEMON (1988), BLACK MOON RISING (1986) and WARLORDS OF THE 21ST CENTURY (1982).

Pete reads a copy of poster magazine SCI-FI MONTHLY
Pete reads a copy of poster magazine SCI-FI MONTHLY

Brian Johnson did a lot of the special effects on THE GLITTERBALL, which was quite a coup for such a cheap production. Brian came on board after Harley, through a mutual friend, met up with Brian, who was supervising the model and effects work on Gerry Anderson’s SPACE: 1999 at the time. Brian was happy to help out, but needed Gerry’s okay to do so. Harley met with Gerry at his Bray Studio offices and Gerry generously gave his blessing to the project. Brian and his crew then created flying scenes of the mothership and made a working model of the Glitterball’s own min-spacecraft, complete with lights and an opening hatch.

The hatch of the Glitterball’s mini-spacecraft opens...
The hatch of the Glitterball’s mini-spacecraft opens…

Barry Leith, who’d worked on the British children’s TV series THE WOMBLES, did the stop-motion animation.

Barry Leith animated sequences such as when Glitterball eats some fruit
Barry Leith animated sequences such as when the Glitterball eats some fruit
The novelisation of the film
The novelisation of the film

THE GLITTERBALL was recently released on DVD by the BFI as part of a triple bill of Children’s Film Foundation movies, which also includes SUPERSONIC SAUCER (1956).

BFI DVD
Trend Video VHS cover
Trend Video VHS cover
A close-up of the Glitterball’s mini-spacecraft
A close-up of the Glitterball’s mini-spacecraft
The mothership hovers high in the sky
The mothership hovers high in the sky

Late Phases (2014)

Blind man vs werewolf!
Blind man vs werewolf!

Ambrose McKinley, a blind former soldier, moves with his seeing eye dog into a retirement community near a forest. He meets his neighbour Delores, but before they can get to know one another she is brutally assaulted that very same night, killed by something big and nasty. Ambrose is also attacked by the creature, his dog comes to his aid and the beast is eventually driven off, but Ambrose’s dog is fatally wounded. When the police find Ambrose the next day they assume it was an animal attack, but Ambrose knows it must be something else, something far more savage than a forest creature… and eventually he discovers that a werewolf stalks the area.

Werewolf in the house!
Poster
Poster

As the story progresses Ambrose tries to discover who the person is that transforms during nights of the full moon, and eventually he finds himself battling a whole group of newly-created werewolves at his home.

It's outside...
It’s outside…

I really enjoyed this movie, which boasts a strong central performance from Nick Damici. Damici starred in and wrote the script for STAKE LAND (2010) and its sequel, and was the screenwriter for the effective, gritty crime flick COLD IN JULY (2014). In LATE PHASES he is brilliant as the stubborn, say it as it is, wilful Vietnam War vet. He really takes this role seriously and it shows on the screen.

Nick Damici is the core element that makes the film so good
Nick Damici is the core element that makes the film so good

The movie, directed by Adrian Garcia Bogliano, is well-plotted, with a story that kept me watching, wondering about the identity of the werewolf.

Fight!
Fight!

Now, about the werewolves…

Robert Kurtzman’s Creature Corps company designed the lycanthropes with quirky, large-eared, broad-mouthed faces. I think this isn’t a look that werewolf movie purists will necessarily like, with these creatures sporting apish bodies and almost impish, furry faces that lack the long snout of other werewolf designs. They almost resemble wolf-gremlins.

Who you callin' quirky?!
Who you callin’ quirky?!
Big-mouthed werewolf!
Big-mouthed werewolf!

But I like the fact the movie uses practical effects to bring the beasts to life and sometimes it is good to see a different take on the look of iconic creatures like werewolves, though many will argue the big-eyed wolf-beasts here stray a little too far into goofy-looking territory. However, as I liked the movie a lot, I just accepted these weird werewolves as part of the package.

Crashing through the window
Crashing through a window!
Leaping on a car!
Leaping on a car!

LATE PHASES ends with a full-on transformation and a pretty gory showdown. With its satisfying mix of horror, humour and drama I think it makes a fine companion piece to that other wonderful, quirky horror flick set in an old folks home: BUBBA HO-TEP (2002).

The bulging, flesh-tearing transformation
The bulging, flesh-tearing transformation
Wolf claws erupt from his fingertips!
Wolf claws erupt from his fingertips!
A werwolf gets skewered through the eyes!
A werwolf gets skewered through the eyes!
Head splat!
Splat!
The blind vet goes into the shadows
Into the shadows…

Some behind the scenes shots of the werewolves…

Behind the scenes shot
Behind the scenes shot
Behind the scenes shot
Behind the scenes shot
Creature suit
Funny-lookin’ critter, right?
Looming werewolf...
Looming werewolf…
Poster

Kickboxer From Hell (1990)

Blue-lit ghost lady!
Blue-lit ghost lady!

Also known as ZODIAC POWER 3: KICKBOXER FROM HELL, this is a cut-and-paste IFD movie that intercuts new footage featuring western martial arts actor Mark Houghton with a 1976 Hong Kong/Korean supernatural movie called THE OBSESSED, starring Nora (WAY OF THE DRAGON) Miao.

Poster
Poster

The film begins with a woman called Sophia being chased by sackcloth-wearing bad guys. She stumbles upon a kickboxer called Sean (Houghton), who saves her. Back at Sean’s home there is a funny conversation on the couch as Sophia explains things to Sean: “It’s a long story – I’m a nun, actually – but my partner and I are working undercover against Lucifer.” Excellent stuff! This explanation works as a tenuous link to the existing footage from THE OBSESSED: the newlywed heroine in this 1976 production, played by Nora Miao, is meant to be Sophia’s partner, who has now given up being a nun and has married a stocky guy called Robert.

Cult leader wearing face paint!

In this part of the plot we see creepy things start to happen, such as a broken clock starting to work again in the family home and a scene where Robert and his wife are given their wedding photos… and each shot features the ghostly face of his dead first wife Lisa!

Back with the newly-shot footage, we cut to the dark HQ of the Lucifer-worshippers, who like to wear face paint and sackcloth. After some amusing trash-talk bickering (the dialogue in the new scenes is priceless), the two dudes who failed to catch Sophia are forced to fight to the death in a martial arts ring. One of the combatants dies when his groin is punched!

Jumping over to the haunted home yarn, we see a young maid encounter a ‘guest’ who is actually the ghost of Lisa. Lisa is always lit by green or blue lighting. At one point the slightly scabby-faced Lisa cackles as she eats some watermelon.

The Obsessed
The Obsessed

Back with the Sean plotline, the sackcloth satanists capture Sophia as music stolen from HALLOWEEN plays on the soundtrack. The main satanist henchman, who prefers to wear shades and a red bandana rather than sackcloth, kills Sean’s brother! Before we can see how Sean reacts to this, we cut back to the ghost storyline. We see blue-lit ghostly Lisa brush her hair in a mirror and wonder whether the bent-over old housekeeper character is a nice or bad person.

The new wife is smothered by Lisa’s floating wedding gown… or is the wife imagining things? (Of course she isn’t!) The wife is then attacked in the garden at nighttime by Lisa, but hubby Robert still decides to go on a pre-planned business trip. What a caring guy!

Ah, here’s the midpoint twist: Robert is a bit of a deceitful womaniser and he’s gone to a hotel to meet his lover. Ghostly Lisa shows up and throws Robert into the sea, but Robert just brushes off this supernatural encounter like it was nothing and meets-up with his mistress in his hotel room. What a hound!
As Robert’s lover takes a bath… a floating blue-lit hand appears, then Lisa strangles the mistress and throws her from a balcony!

Astounding special effects!
Astounding special effects!

After we see the Lucifer worshippers perform a ceremony, burning a photograph of the wife, we see her become compelled to attack her nephew.

Robert returns home soon after and is shown photos of his house taken by some real estate guys. Each shot shows Lisa’s ghostly image, but Robert just blames the realtors for taking bad photographs!

Later, blue-lit Lisa watches Robert kiss his new wife, then there’s a flashback of Lisa’s funeral from a few years ago. In another scene there is some kind of seance/ceremony that takes place in the cemetery and the bent-over housekeeper starts speaking with Lisa’s voice, claiming that Lisa was murdered. Yikes!

Robert goes fishing and thinks back to when he was married to Lisa, who we see accusing him of marrying her just for her money. The flashback ends with Robert strangling Lisa.

Back with the Sean plot thread, he fights a sackcloth dude (who I’m sure I saw being killed at the start of the film). Wearing a red vest, Sean kicks ass and beats the satanist. He then fights another Lucifer-lover: “I don’t know what pain is, but you do!”

Meanwhile, the ghost story reaches the point where we see Lisa’s grave being dug up and there’s no body! After the old housekeeper is knifed to death by Robert, we see him go to the garden and dig up Lisa’s corpse. But why? Nobody knows it’s buried here, so why dig it back up?
Anyway, Robert is soon taunted by Lisa’s ghost, which now has fangs. Robert is attacked by her and he is eventually captured by the authorities.

But what I want to know is this: why did Lisa’s ghost initially taunt and attack the innocent new wife and Robert’s mistress, rather than immediately target the murderous husband? I guess it will remain a mystery.

Now Lisa has vampire fangs!
Lisa suddenly has vampire fangs!

Now the Sean-vs-satanists section of the film reaches its climax (“You’ll pay for my brother!”) as the hero confronts the Lucifer-worshipping bad guys at their HQ, where Sophia the young undercover nun is being held prisoner.

Sean and the main henchman fight each other with sledgehammers (as the theme from RE-ANIMATOR plays). The fight ends when Sean breaks the guy’s neck. Sean now begins to smash a series of skulls (that each have a candle) because he realises this is the way to remove the satanists’ power.

Sledgehammer fight
Sledgehammer fight

The cult leader, who sports KIϟϟ-style face paint, brings the broken-necked main henchman back to life, but Sean dodges a swinging sledgehammer blow and the final sacred skull gets smashed, causing the cult leader to die.

This guy is obviously a KIϟϟ fan
This guy is obviously a KIϟϟ fan

And then… we get an abrupt IFD-style finish: the end!

The scenes from THE OBSESSED are well enough done, with the story possessing a little bit of mystery, but not much effort is made by IFD to make this plot line seem at all relevant to the satanists story.

The new footage with Houghton (who appeared in such Hong Kong actioners as TIGER ON THE BEAT 2) is fun to watch, however, and I enjoyed listening to the sackcloth-wearing bad guys pettily swear amongst themselves. Some of the fighting was okay, too.

Poster for The Obsessed
Poster for The Obsessed
The Obsessed
The Obsessed