Starring Jack Kesy, Jefferson White, Adeline Rudolph, Leah McNamara, Suzanne Bertish, Joseph Marcell and Martin Bassindale. Written by Christopher Golden, Mike Mignola and Brian Taylor Directed by Brian Taylor. Produced by Jeffrey Greenstein, Yariv Lerner, Mike Richardson, Sam Schulte, Les Weldon and Jonathan Yunger. Campbell Grobman Films/Dark Horse Entertainment/Millennium Media
Tom Ferrell, Bobbie Jo Song and Hellboy
In 1959 Hellboy, who is accompanied by BPRD agent Bobbie Jo Song, has an occult adventure in the witch-filled woods of the Appalachians, where he teams-up with the stoic hillbilly hero Tom Ferrell and encounters the hellish Crooked Man, whilst also hunting down an escaped funnel-web spider that houses a demonic entity.
The demon-possessed funnel-web spider is capable of growing to giant size! Yikes!
This is an engaging, more compact instalment of the Hellboy saga, underlining the horror aspects of the comic book source material and deftly maintaining a folksy supernatural tone throughout.
This insect is actually a witch’s familiar
Jefferson White is particularly good as Tom, a character inspired by Manly Wade Wellman’s pulp horror protagonist Silver John, Adeline Rudolph plays special agent Bobbie Jo Song nicely as someone who views all the supernatural occurrences and practices from a very scientific perspective, and Jack Kesy is actually a really good Hellboy.
Hellboy and Tom Ferrell
The Crooked Man himself (played by Martin Bassindale) is an interesting screen bogieman, though he did look scarier, I think, in the comic book version, as illustrated by the late, great Richard Corben.
A page from the comic book, written by Mike Mignola and drawn by Richard Corben
There’s a lot of cool, interesting content and imagery in the movie: a witch refills her skin-suit by crawling back into it whilst in the form of a raccoon, and a supernatural black snake slithers from between a character’s legs and slides down her throat in a continuous cycle – and there’s other memorable stuff, including the lowdown on how to make witchballs.
HELLBOY: THE CROOKED MAN is not as big scale or glossy as its predecessors, but this works to its advantage, helping the film to come across as more faithful to the vibe (and often more modest scope ) of many of Hellboy creator Mike Mignola’s original yarns.
I really enjoyed this flick, and I would definitely like to see more Hellboy films told in this style!
Zachary Knighton is pretty good in the role of gang boss Duncan
Starring Zachary Knighton, Devin Druid, Stan Shaw, Bill Sage, Melora Walters, Noah Segan, Pat Healy, Tina Parker, Natasha Bassett, Darryl Cox and Jennifer Rader. Written by Cameron Burns, Aaron B. Koontz and Keith Lansdale. Directed by Aaron B. Koontz, produced by Cameron Burns, Roman Dent and James Norrie. Paper Street Pictures/Storyteller Media/BondIt Media Capital/Title Media.
‘It was the perfect score, but hell was their reward’
After a member of his gang dies during a gun duel, Duncan (Knighton) begrudgingly allows his nice guy brother Jake (Druid) to make up the numbers for an upcoming train robbery. The outlaws (rather ruthlessly) kill all the Pinkertons guarding a locked chest in one of the carriages… but there’s no cash or gold inside it, instead there’s a young woman called Pearl (Bassett). This girl explains that she was abducted, and she tells the gang there’ll be a big reward if they take her back home, to a place called Potemkin. The outlaws decide this is the only way they can make any money now, so they head for this out of the way township. But they need to hurry, as their leader Duncan has been badly wounded and he’s in urgent need of medical attention. Once they do reach Potemkin, the place seems to be deserted at first, but Pearl leads the outlaws to a brothel, which is packed with friendly prostitutes. But these working ladies are not what they seem to be…
Natasha Bassett plays Pearl
The brothel’s madam, Maria (Melora Walters), is Pearl’s mother
THE PALE DOOR really struggles at the beginning to properly paint a convincing picture of the time and place the story is meant to be set in. There’s a one-on-one gunfight scene, for instance, that in no way looks like it’s happening back in the late 1800s. It actually resembles something you’d see at a wild west historical re-enactment event. It just ain’t very convincing, pardner. I’m assuming that cash was really tight during the filming of these earlier sequences, but the filmmakers must’ve gotten themselves a little more money later on, as the movie does improve if you stick with it.
This is a nice shot
And the point at which the enjoyment levels of this film ratchet upwards occurs when the secret of Potemkin (which is kind of like a horror film version of Brigadoon) is finally revealed: all the feminine denizens of the brothel are, in actuality, ancient witches! And they’re not just your normal, average witches – these are blackened-skinned, crone-faced, scampering hags. They’re great! These hook-nosed, pointy-chinned occult harridans can defy gravity as they scuttle upside down on the ceiling, they frequently zip about in an animalistic fashion on all fours, and bullets don’t seem to keep ’em dead for long!
Witches on the loose!
Hey, dude, there’s an undead hag on the ceiling behind you!
With better direction from Aaron B. Koontz, and an injection of additional funding, THE PALE DOOR might have had a chance of becoming a much more memorable horror-action-western. Maybe my expectations had been set higher than they should’ve been because I’d spotted Joe R. Lansdale (BUBBA HO-TEP, COLD IN JULY) credited as one of the film’s executive producers, though perhaps he was involved in view of the fact his son Keith is one of the writers. As it is, the quality of the acting varies a lot (Devin Druid has a cool-sounding name, but his thespian skills ain’t so hot), and better lighting in some of the scenes definitely would’ve helped matters. But, hey, the film (which was partly shot in Rollins Creek Old West Town, located outside of Guthrie, Oklahoma) does manage to gradually become better and better as it progresses, thanks to a satisfying score from Alex Cuervo, the inclusion of folk horror-style costumes that mix long cloaks with a variety of horned animal skulls, and a novel death scene involving a crow emerging beak-first from a victim’s bloody mouth.
Above: a couple of shots of the witches kitted out in their folk horror-style gear
There’s a topsy-turvy sequence in a church, which involves one of the outlaws being mysteriously compelled to mutilate himself, a fleeting deluge of blood, plus several Puritan-era flashbacks, and two burning-at-the-stake scenes (which are obligatory for witch-themed flicks, right?)
The cool, off-kilter church scene
A witch-burning flashback
Disemboweled in the bordello!
The way in which the gang members brutally murder the Pinkerton detectives during the locomotive robbery (including some spurs-in-the-mouth violence) hardly makes these people an appealing bunch to root for (only Jake is not a die-hard killer), but attempts are made to garner sympathy for the outlaws once they come under threat in Potemkin, and some of the heartfelt melodrama between brothers Duncan and Jake featured in the film’s later stages is not totally without merit, aided as it is by Cuervo’s music. But, let’s be honest, it’s definitely the confrontations with the swarms of grimy, raggedy, semi-undressed, burnt-bodied witches that are the standout portions of this production, including one shot where a witch lurches out of a puddle of blood during a downpour. The outlaws-vs-witches-in-a-brothel set piece is without doubt the movie’s best sequence, so lets spare a moment to acknowledge the contributions made by Krista Perry, Shannon Beshears and Jennifer Rader: they were the film’s ‘Stunt witches’!
Above: two shots of the wicked witches
Let’s finish with another look at one of the skull-faced costumes worn by the witches…
This heroic adventure yarn, about a young farmer who protects a princess from a sorcerer’s monsters in Middle Ages Cornwall, was directed by Nathan Juran, stars Kerwin Mathews, Torin Thatcher, Judi Meredith and Walter Burke, with colourful stop-motion effects provided by Jim Danforth (and others).
A cool view looking down at the giant called Cormoran!I love the moody, low lighting in this shot
The film was producer Edward Small’s attempt to emulate the success of Ray Harryhausen’s THE 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD, so he used the same director and employed the actors who had played the hero and villain in the Sinbad movie (Mathews and Thatcher).
Torin Thatcher is sorcerer Pendragon (Boo! Hiss!) and Kerwin Mathews is Jack (Hooray!)
Many stop-motion fans see this movie simply as a poor man’s version of THE 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD, but I really like this fantasy tale!
JACK THE GIANT KILLER’s stop-motion models are cruder in design compared to those seen in Ray Harryhausen films, that’s not in doubt, and the film has more of a pantomime feel to it compared to Ray’s Sinbad films, but I think the movie is nonetheless an enjoyable, memorable adventure.
The creatures include the horned giant Cormoran, a two-headed giant, a tentacled sea monster and a heraldic-looking dragon. There are also ‘dragon men’ (guys in suits) who disappear when struck with a special whip, plus various witches & demons (actors in costumes) and a leprechaun played by Don Beddoe.
Two-headed giant vs sea creature!
The tentacled thingy wins!
The ‘dragon men’ march towards Jack
Villain Pendragon lives up to his name and transforms into a dragon!
For a kids film it’s quite creepy in places: the ‘doll’ gift that suddenly grows into a giant, scenes of women becoming possessed and the glowing witches/demons that attack the ship are all kinda scary. There’s one witch with empty eye sockets, carrying flowers, that’s especially eerie!
This is pretty scary for kids!
Possessed lady of the court with snake eyes!
This witch-thing can blow powerful gusts of wind from its huge mouth!
Eek!
The heroine turns bad! Oh no!
Edward Small had the movie re-edited and re-released as a musical too, but the less said about that version the better!
Here is a whole bunch of posters created for the movie (the Italians, as usual, produced some humdingers)…
US poster
UK quad posterItalian poster. Okay, that scaly, big creature doesn’t appear in the movie, but this is an amazing painting by Renato Casaro!French poster. This painting is pretty ace too!
Italian poster
US three sheet poster
German poster
Italian insert poster
Poster from Argentina
Thai poster
Ghanaian hand-painted poster
Italian poster. The monsters shown here are very prehistoric-looking!
Belgian poster
Some lobby cards…
Mexican lobby card
Italian ‘fotobusta’ lobby card
DVD and Blu-ray covers…
Region-free DVD sleeve
UK DVD cover
US DVD cover
German Blu-ray cover
UK Blu-ray cover
Newspaper ads…
New York newspaper ad
New York newspaper ad
New York newspaper ad
Some pages from the Dell Movie Classic comic book adaptation. Art by Ed Ashe…
Cover
Pendragon summons his cohorts…
The sea monster is quite different-looking in this comic adaptation
Pendragon transforms!
Jack is triumphant!
Finally, here’s a behind the scenes shot of Jim Danforth animating the sea creature model…
Jim at work
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