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The Wolves (2022)

Starring Ryan Kuo (Guo Jindong), Shi Zhenlong, Ma Yuan and Liu Yihan. Written by Rocky, Huang Siyuan and Qiu Junyang. Directed by Rocky and Huang Siyuan. Produced by Wu Yu, Kan Lun, Yu Yang and Rocky. 
Xiamen Gongli Film & television Co. Ltd/United Production Company

A passenger plane comes down in the snowy wastes of Siberia
A passenger plane comes down in the snowy wastes of Siberia

After a teaser opener showing a hunter falling prey to giant wolves in a cave, we cut to a bunch of characters on a passenger plane, which almost immediately crashes into a Siberian wilderness, and – soon after the crash – a big wolf makes an appearance: the filmmakers are not messing around with slow build-ups here!

Please note that the wolves in the movie are nowhere near as scary or cool as the beast depicted in this promotional artwork!
Please note that the wolves in the movie are nowhere near as scary or cool as the beast depicted in this promotional artwork!

These canine creatures have long, cat-like tails and lower jaws that can split in two (but this ability to super-widen the wolves’ mouths is soon forgotten and not shown again in the movie). The survivors, including main hero Song Wu, his autistic daughter Jingwen, and Professor Ning, gather together in part of the wrecked plane’s fuselage, making a fire to keep the critters at bay. Professor Ning is working on theories concerning mutant wolves and Song Wu happens to be a wolf expert: well, that’s all quite convenient!

A mega-sized wolf!
A mega-sized wolf!

With firewood running out, everyone decides to trek across the snowy landscape (with the ropey, unrealistic CGI wolves sensibly kept mainly in the shadows), and the group reaches an area of trees where they’re able to make new fires to scare away the vicious varmints.

It's a shame the CGI wolves just ain't that well rendered
It’s a shame the CGI wolves just ain’t that well rendered

Most scenes in THE WOLVES are shot in virtual environments (with some sets included too) that definitely look artificial, but it does all add to the heightened adventure style of the story, as characters negotiate sheer cliffs and narrow mountain ledges.

Again, I must reiterate that the wolves in the film itself are not as impressive as the canine critters featured in the posters!
Again, I must reiterate that the wolves in the film itself are not as impressive as the canine critters featured in the posters!

After a female character, Nana, cuts the rope attaching herself to the others in order to save them from being dragged to their deaths off the high craggy ledge with her (blimey, mainland Chinese films love a bit of self-sacrifice), the survivors encounter a tribal chief. This Siberian wiseman informs them that another expedition had come here years earlier, after which the giant wolves appeared…

Standing near a sheer cliff edge
Standing near a sheer cliff edge

Once the characters reach the tribal village there are some half-decent attempts at creating suspense, though showing a wolf creeping around a building, putting its paw on a person’s shoulder like a sinister stalker, does edge matters closer to becoming silly rather than scary. But at least a modicum of tension is generated in these sequences, especially when Jingwen attempts to retrieve a walkie-talkie that has fallen outside of the hut. 

When Jingwen is taken (in an offscreen incident) by the wolves, Song Wu heads over to the cavernous wolf den to save his daughter. Here he stumbles upon an illegal nuclear dumping site, which is, of course, the reason the wolves have mutated, leading to one of the critters becoming super-massive. 

The wolf den is located in a large cave
The wolf den is located in a large cave

Song Wu manages to save a village child, but can’t find Jingwen, so, after an overly-melodramatic crying scene triggered by the death of Song Wu’s mate Bao, Song Wu prepares to go on a second mission back into the cave to retrieve Jingwen. As Song Wu smudges camo paint on his face, he muses that the giant wolves, which have become intelligent, must have decided to take Jingwen as a hostage so that they could draw all the humans to the cave-den to be killed. Song Wu marches stoically towards the cave, with his face no longer covered in camo makeup (?!), following a trail of bracelet beads left by his daughter. He moves deeper into the cavern to extract Jingwen, but knows he has only so much time before explosives are detonated to destroy the den. Father and daughter reunite and they succeed in reaching the cave entrance, but here they must take on the humongous boss wolf. Hey, but don’t worry: Song Wu gets his hands on a batch of dynamite! 

Song Wu faces-off against the giant wolf pack leader...
Song Wu faces-off against the giant wolf pack leader…

Though the filmmakers do attempt to infuse the finale with some heartfelt father-and-daughter bonding, the movie is more likely to be remembered for the poorly-rendered wolf monsters that ultimately sink this project.

The Minotaur (1960)

US one sheet poster
US one sheet poster

Starring Bob Mathias, Rosanna Schiaffino, Alberto Lupo, Rik Battaglia, Carlo Tamberlani and Susanne Loret. Written by Gian Paolo Callegari, Sandro Continenza and Daniel Mainwaring. Directed by Silvio Amadio. Produced by Giorgio Agliani, Gino Mordini and Rudolphe Solmesne.
Gino Mordini/Giorgio Agliani Cinematografica/Illiria Film

The Cretans like to put on dance numbers before they send their sacrificial victims into the labyrinth
The Cretans like to put on dance numbers before they send their sacrificial victims into the labyrinth…

The kingdom of Crete, ruled by Minos, regularly feeds young maidens to the fearsome Minotaur to keep the gods happy. But Princess Phaedra of Crete is far from happy when her mother’s deathbed confession reveals that she actually has a twin sister. This sister, the dying queen explains, had been given away to strangers in a far-off village because the queen had feared that one of the two sisters might have been given up to the Minotaur as a sacrifice. The king sends men to bring his long-lost daughter home, but Princess Phaedra (Schiaffino) sets plans in motion to have her sister bumped off so that she will have no future rivals for the throne of Crete.

A blonde sacrificial victim is grabbed by the Minotaur's huge hand during the film's opening sequence...
A blonde sacrificial victim is grabbed by the Minotaur’s huge hand during the film’s opening sequence…

The twin sister, Ariadne (also Schiaffino), seems doomed as Phaedra’s goons ravage her village, killing the local men and abducting any women who could be the forgotten princess, but she’s saved by the fortuitous arrival of two heroic warriors: Theseus (Mathias) and Demetrios (Battaglia). 

Theseus, the son of Aegeus, king of Athens, has been away on various adventures with his friend Demetrios, who is a Cretan citizen. Demetrios is amazed by Ariadne’s resemblance to his country’s princess, Phaedra, whilst Theseus finds himself falling in love with her.  

Lobby card
Lobby card
Lobby card
Above: various lobby cards

As the plot unfolds, we follow events in Athens and Crete, with Princess Phaedra’s ruthless right hand man, Chirone (Lupo), relentlessly trying to deal with Theseus and get rid of Ariadne. He is quite willing to use the threat of torture and a pit of hyenas to achieve his aims, and the story eventually leads, of course, to Theseus venturing into the Minotaur’s lair…

Italian poster
Italian poster

Also known as THE MINOTAUR, THE WILD BEAST OF CRETE in the US and WARLORD OF CRETE in the UK, this is an Italian peplum that is typical of many of this genre’s releases in that the filmmakers focus more on the colourful human conflict and drama, keeping the fantastical elements to a minimum. We do get an interesting sequence, though, where a badly injured Theseus, who’s just fallen off a cliff with an arrow in his back, is saved by Amphitrite, the Goddess of the Sea, who has the hots for him. Theseus’s heart belongs to Ariadne, however, so Amphitrite has to make do with helpfully filling him in on events that’ve happened on the surface world while he was recuperating (including a war between Crete and Athens, which Crete won).

Amphitrite, the Goddess of the sea
Amphitrite, the Goddess of the sea
Bob Mathias, Rosanna Schiaffino and Alberto Lupo
Bob Mathias, Rosanna Schiaffino and Alberto Lupo

Though the fight scenes are rather lacklustre, the production has some handsome sets (including a bull-headed entrance to the labyrinth), there are lots of leggy, scantily-clad women, and the film features male leads who are not the muscled bodybuilder-types usually cast in these roles (Bob Mathias was an American decathlete who won gold medals at the 1948 and 1952 Olympic Games). Rosanna Schiaffino is quite striking looking, resembling Sophia Loren in some ways, and her acting skills are decent enough to enable her play the two sisters as quite different characters. 

US three sheet poster
US three sheet poster

But… what about the goddamn Minotaur I hear you ask?! Well, this is where the film becomes increasingly frustrating, because (after an opening shot of the Minotaur’s hand grasping for a nubile victim) the movie keeps you waiting and waiting and waiting for the moment we finally get to see the beast. This eventually occurs at the very end of the film, when Theseus gets around to actually venturing into the labyrinth (which is pretty much a cave system), where he encounters the mythical monster. At last!

The Minotaur has some big, sharp teeth!
The Minotaur has some big, sharp teeth!

The Minotaur in this swords-and-sandals flick is an odd-lookin’ critter. It sports a pair of horns, but the decision was made, it seems, to not give it the visage of a bull. Instead, this Minotaur (created by Carlo Rambaldi) has a bear-like body and a grotesquely large, toothy, almost simian head. I assume the creature’s oversized cranium was made so big to house the mechanisms used to give it a bunch of goofy-but-quite-effective facial expressions.

Rosanna Schiaffino in a publicity shot with the Minotaur
Rosanna Schiaffino in a publicity shot with the Minotaur

Though Theseus’s skirmish with the monster is rather brief, the Minotaur’s downfall is memorably grisly: Theseus burns out both of its eyes with a fiery torch and then bashes its head with a rock!

Theseus burns out the Minotaur's left eye...
Theseus burns out the Minotaur’s left eye…
...and then he burns out the right eye! Ouch!
…and then he burns out the right eye! Ouch!

The film, as a whole, is certainly watchable, but it really needed more scenes of hyena pits and sea goddesses. And it definitely required more footage of the titular Minotaur!

Turkish poster for the movie
Turkish poster for the movie

Finally, here’s a US newspaper ad…

US newspaper ad
Niiiiiice!

Jurassic Revival (2022)

Armed team members shoot at the massive snake!
Armed team members shoot at the massive snake!

Starring Ma Xinyu, Feng Qilong, Yang Qiyu, Shen Yunzhong and Qiao Yaona, written by Li Wei, directed by Zhao Cong and produced by Xu Yawei.

Okay, I know I often say this, but here I go again: If only the movie was as good as this promo artwork
Okay, I know I often say this, but here I go again: If only the movie was as good as this promo artwork!

This begins in the 1980s, on a newly-discovered island (the ghost island), where we see a T-Rex attack the researchers and guards at an encampment. Loads of bullets are fired at this T-Rex, but it keeps on attacking, and even dynamite does little to slow it down. One particular scientist is shown running about, clutching a dinosaur egg, and then the story skips to the present day (as stories often do in these flicks), and we’re introduced to Zhao (Xinyu), the daughter of the guy-with-the-egg seen in the prologue. Zhao is asked by the despicable Mr Du (Qiyu) to accompany him and his team on a new mission to ghost island, the location of which he has rediscovered by comparing cloud formations on photographs taken at different times (a rip-off of an idea used in the 1976 version of KING KONG). Against her better judgement, Zhao goes with Mr Du and his armed goons to the island. Other team members include Laka, a dreadlocked demolition expert, Sangji, a survival expert, and Yuzi, an attractive, stony-faced, gun-toting she-merc who likes to wear snug-fitting shorts.

Yuzi doesn't like to smile
Yuzi doesn’t like to smile

Once on ghost island, a member of the group coughs-up blood and dies after a bug flies into his mouth (but these wasp-like bugs are never encountered again), and then a super-gigantic cobra goes on the offensive (of course there’s a huge snake in this movie: Chinese creature features just LOVE to include giant snakes if they get the chance!)

Giant cobra!
Giant cobra!
A close-up shot of the serpent!
A close-up shot of the serpent!

The team are unable to kill this huge serpent with all their firepower, and are fortunately saved when a carnosaur rocks up and quickly bites the cobra in two! The team get away from the reddish-brown predatory dino, which will turn up again later. 

The big cobra and the huge carnosaur roar at each other!
The big cobra and the huge carnosaur roar at each other!

An encounter with Velociraptors in an area of long grass happens next, and it is handled pretty well. There’s even a decent-looking full scale raptor prop head used in this sequence, as well as a full-body raptor costume.

The practical effects raptor head looks pretty damn good
The practical effects raptor head looks pretty damn good

The characters eventually reach the island’s open plains, which is populated by Stegosaurs, Triceratops, sauropods, pterosaurs, and other dinos.

Dinos roam the open plains
Dinos roam the open plains

All dinosaur movies should include shots of a big skeleton at some point. This movie does just that, so I am pleased!
All dinosaur movies should include shots of a big skeleton at some point. This movie does just that, so I am pleased!

The quality of the special effects does vary throughout the film, with some of it looking particularly weak. One such example of low quality FX is the reddish-brown carnivore (which we saw kill the cobra earlier) that now reenters the story. This critter moves about with a clunky, awkward gait that is not of a very high standard, effects-wise. But a T-Rex that shows up at this point, with Zhao’s wild-haired father riding on its back, is a better example of the CGI, boasting a more impactful body design and good skin texture details. It turns out that Zhao’s dad has raised this T-Rex from the egg he was carrying about, and now the dino is his loyal pet! This is a fun, goofy idea, but the filmmakers waste the opportunity to show lots of dino-riding action, and simply have the dad tell the T-Rex to chill out while he joins the team, as Mr Du searches for a special meteorite.

The wild-haired father's pet T-Rex is hurt after a fight...
The wild-haired father’s pet T-Rex is hurt after a fight with the reddish-brown carnosaur…
...but it gets back up
…but it gets back up: the pet T-Rex is okay, folks! Yay!

The explorers reach a hot, volcanic landscape, dotted with jets of flame, which is the location of the meteorite. Mr Du wants to blow this hunk of rock up (presumably because it contains valuable minerals), but Zhao’s father says that the meteorite’s magnetic field is related to the life of the entire island, so if the rock gets destroyed every living thing on the isle will perish. So, after a raptor attack, the team members inevitably split into two factions, as some try to protect the meteorite, and others attempt to blow it up. 

Raptors in the volcanic zone
Raptors in the volcanic zone

The orange-hued, fiery zone, where this finale takes place, is quite stylised and theatrical-looking, exuding a more fantastical, cinematic vibe (compared to the naturalistic locations used elsewhere), and it definitely suits the pulpy requirements of this lost world film. So it’s a shame that it is used as the setting for a protracted hostage standoff situation, with Mr Du holding Zhao at knifepoint, which is all rather anticlimactic. We do get to see the pet T-Rex again, though, at the very end, as the survivors wait on the beach to be rescued.  

Chillin' on the beach with the pet T-Rex
Chillin’ on the beach with the pet T-Rex

As the film fades to black, some copy informs us that Laka, Zhao and Sangji were sentenced to six years in prison for breaking the local law. But could someone please answer this question for me: how the hell does a lost, prehistoric island happen to have its own local law?!

Chinese monster movies like to include Asian Lara Croft-types in their stories!
Chinese monster movies like to include Asian Lara Croft-types in their stories!