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Mr. Vampire 1992 (1992)

April 23, 2023 Ken Miller Leave a comment

You need to hold your breath if you want to 'hide' from a vampire! — You need to hold your breath if you want to ‘hide’ from a vampire!

Starring Lam Ching-Ying, Ricky Hui, Chin Siu-Ho, Sandra Ng, Suki Kwan, Billy Lau and Tsui Man-Wah. Directed by Ricky Lau, written by Lo Wing-Keung.

Lam Ching-Ying returns as… Master Lam Ching-Ying, an expert in vampirism looking into an outbreak of the undead in an area overseen by a General (Lau), who is married to Lam’s former love.

Lam and his two assistants (Hui & Siu-Ho) really have their hands full, however, because they also need to deal with an evil servant’s plot to grow the spirit of an angry aborted child in the belly of the General’s pregnant wife. Running out of options, they call on exorcist Birdie (Ng) to help out, and she’s more than happy to aid them, since she really has the hots for Lam!

Child spirits, who like to be fed eggs — Child spirits, who like to be offered eggs to eat

MR. VAMPIRE 1992 uses the notion that the spirits of aborted children remain in the form of kids as a major supernatural element to the story, with certain child-spirits becoming frustrated and dangerous due to the fact their mothers had several abortions, thwarting any chance of the spirits getting reincarnated. But this interesting concept is not really explored and is shoved aside in favour of scatological humour and general silliness.

Lam uses his powers to draw the evil child-spirit from his former lover's belly — Lam uses his powers to draw the evil child-spirit from his former lover’s belly

At one point the blue-faced child-spirit's visage is superimposed over the pregnant woman's face — At one point the blue-faced child-spirit’s visage is superimposed over the pregnant woman’s face

A mid-point sequence in a village entirely overrun by hopping vampires looks like more effort was made to ensure that it was well-lit and atmospheric, plus there’s a slo-mo parade of spirits in the woods that is nicely-handled.

This is the leader of the hopping vampires that infest the village

Billy Lau enjoys himself playing the vamp-infected General who can’t stop doing little vampire-hops every now and then, Sandra Ng is amusing as the Lam-obsessed Birdie, all the stuff about having to grind down vampire teeth to make a curative powder is fun, and the final-reel showdown, where Lam and co. battle an electrically-powered, bald, veiny demon-child, the acrobatic, tough-fighting maidservant and another bunch of hopping vampires, is diverting and decently-done.

Master Lam Ching-Ying files down the fangs of the General's father, who has become a vampire — Master Lam Ching-Ying files down the fangs of the General’s father, who has become a vampire

The spirit of an angry, aborted child zaps the heroes

The evil maidservant eventually explodes!

The above scenes manage to compensate, to a certain degree, for the parts of the film that are flatly-lit, pointless or tiresomely obsessed with pissing and shitting jokes.

He's a very angry spirit-youngster! — He’s a very angry spirit-youngster!

Basically, the film needed more action and less middling filler material.

The bit where Ricky Hui and Chin Siu-Ho disguise themselves to infiltrate the vampire-infested village is definitely the best part of the film — The bit where Ricky Hui and Chin Siu-Ho disguise themselves as the undead to infiltrate the vampire-infested village is definitely the best part of the film

Operation Pink Squad II (1989)

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A ghost's severed head prepares to explode! — A ghost’s severed head prepares to explode!

Starring Sandra Ng, Billy Lau, Cheung Man, Woo Fung, Ann Bridgewater, Suki Kwan, Shing Fui-On and Yuen Cheung-Yan. Directed by Jeffrey Lau
for Golden Flare Films Company.

Female cops go undercover to crack a forgery case and, while they wait to meet up with the counterfeiter bad guy (Fui-On), they stay at an almost deserted apartment block that is haunted by ghosts.

The undead body of the haunted apartment block's landlady is found in a barrel... — The undead body of the haunted apartment block’s landlady is found in a barrel…

Aka THUNDER COPS, this movie is crammed with very broad, farcical humour, much of it centred around a buffoonish, newlywed policeman (Lau) believing that his cop wife (Ng) is having a fling with her boss, Inspector Shin (Fung).

Ghosts in Hong Kong movies just love blue lighting

Meanwhile, in the ghost-infested building, a monk (Cheung-Yan) captures the various spirits and stores them in drawstring bags covered in Buddhist swastika symbols. These bags are then placed behind a sealed ‘Door of Hell’, but one of the bags is accidentally dropped, enabling the blue-lit female ghost to escape and begin to terrorise the place. Oh, this ghost can be nasty, but also likes to have her toes sucked!

The scared landlady holds a bunch of ghost-filled drawstring bags

The overly slapstick film gives us such silliness as Inspector Shin posing as a cross-dressing pimp, a parody of the slo-mo Chow Yun-Fat corridor moment from A BETTER TOMORROW and a scene where two of the guys take part in a literal pissing contest. The flick properly kicks into gear, however, once the monk returns and everyone teams-up to tackle the nasty girl ghost, who eventually gets beheaded.

The dumbass cop dude dreams he is Chow Yun-Fat

But now matters really become strange, as the headless body chases after everyone, as does the ghost’s floating severed head!

The detached ghost's head lurks by the door — The detached ghost’s head lurks by the door

The severed ghost head watches as the bad guy threatens the monk — The severed ghost head watches as bad guy Maddy threatens the monk

It takes teamwork to tackle this floating head!

I, personally, wouldn't stick my finger into the mouth of an angry ghost's severed head. But that's just me... — I, personally, wouldn’t stick my finger into the mouth of an angry ghost’s severed head. But that’s just me…

To tackle this flying fiend, the heroes use remote control toy helicopters, equipped with mini-rockets, to chase the gliding head! Yes, you heard that right: we now get a fun action sequence as the yellow helicopters pursue the flying head through corridors and rooms, firing missiles at it!

Everyone has a controller to fly their toy helicopters!

...and each toy is equipped with rockets! — …and each toy is equipped with rockets!

Remote-control helicopters pursue the flying head!

The female ghost’s floating cranium is finally cornered by the helicopters as it rests on a table… so the head decides to self-destruct: it explodes!

The ghost's head lands onto a table and it is soon surrounded by the 'copters... — The ghost’s head lands onto a table and it is soon surrounded by the ‘copters…

...so the ghost head decides to self-destruct, beginning to bleed profusely... — …so the ghost head decides to self-destruct, beginning to bleed profusely…

...and the head explodes! — …and the head explodes!

The blood from the head splatters onto the characters, which attracts even more ghosts, who storm into the building, resembling shambling, long-haired zombies.

Maddy helps out the cops at the end, but is killed by the zombie-ghosts

After a farcical sequence involving the monk suggesting that one of the men should be castrated to save the day, the situation is finally solved with the invocation of Buddhist mythological characters, who magically deal with the spirits.

Yes, it’s very weird.

Ghost Busting (1989)

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This Hong Kong horror-comedy was directed by Lau Sze-Yue, stars Sandra Ng, Sharon Kwok and Danny Chan, and features a school for learning magic that is threatened by a bunch of evil beings.

It's rude to dribble blood out of your mouth — It’s rude to dribble blood out of your mouth

Together with lots of (quite puerile and dated) gags and pratfalls, there are some novel fantasy elements. For instance, a group of the students attempt to beat the supernatural foes by reincarnating into various ‘foreign gods’. So, one by one, they turn into Chinese versions of Elvis, Charlie Chaplin and Jesus… with the tune ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ playing in the background! The hero also transforms into ‘Bruce Lee’, complete with GAME OF DEATH orange tracksuit. The most imaginative reincarnation occurs when four of the students merge into one being… a multi-faced Hindu god. Neat idea!

A vampire locks the office door, then swallows the key!

One of the villains bares his torso to reveal a chest covered with screaming visages à la Freddy Krueger and another antagonist turns into a particularly nice cell-animated bat/ghost.

In one scene guaranteed to make you grimace, a guy in a bunk bed dreams of branding a chained up girl whilst dressed up like Hitler… and as he enjoys his dream he begins to dribble pints of spittle, which drips down into the mouth of the man sleeping in the bunk below him. Subtle humour at its best!

Vampire Vs Vampire (1989)

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One-Eyebrow Priest, played by Lam Ching-Ying (who also directs the movie), has his hands full with bat infestations, ghosts and vampires in his neighbourhood.

The Taoist priest hero and his two disciples

Okay, there isn’t really a central plot-line to VAMPIRE VS VAMPIRE. Rather, it presents us with a series of occult happenings for our hero Lam to deal with.

You can always rely on Lam Ching-Ying to play a stoic, no-nonsense priest

An early set piece involves a ‘palm tree spirit’, which is enticed from its green-leafed abode by tying some string to the toe of one of the priest’s disciples. Once attracted to the disciple’s room, the spirit is revealed to be a red-garbed woman, who can become an animated red shadow. The spirit is dealt with, but more headaches lie ahead for the one-eyebrowed Taoist priest.

A ‘palm tree spirit’ hovers over one of the priest's disciples — A ‘palm tree spirit’ hovers over one of the priest’s disciples

So Yip plays the ghost in red — The ghost in red

Don't mess with this priest... — Don’t mess with this priest…

A withered corpse becomes a western-style bloodsucker once the ruby hilt of a sword that transfixes it is removed. Gulping down the blood of a girl (there’s a close-up shot of the corpse’s Adam’s apple bobbing up and down that is a novel-looking special makeup effect), the dried-up cadaver rapidly transforms into a fanged, caped European vampire. One-Eyebrow Priest gets involved, of course, and gives the undead dude a battering. He jams a coin sword into its eye socket, burns it with a flaming log, boots it… and then lobs a large nun onto the bloodsucker, so that it gets forced under the surface of some oily quicksand!

This dude obviously doesn't floss — This dude obviously doesn’t floss

Together with the westernised vampire (played by Frank Juhas), this Hong Kong picture adds several other Hammer-esque elements. For instance, a group of Christian nuns are introduced, living in a church. There are bats too, of the Hammer hanging-on-a-wire variety.

Actually, though most of the bats are obviously fake, there is a well-mounted bat siege involving the nuns in the old church. Trapped in the room, the nuns must block off a doorway with planks, as the flying fiends attempt to bite their way in. Individually, the set pieces are quite novel and enjoyable, but the film is too haphazard, lacking a central focus to the story.

About the only ongoing narrative thread is the continued reappearance of a ‘good’ hopping vampire child, who regularly helps out One-Eyebrow Priest and his two pupils, although this kiddy-corpse only really serves as light relief.

Watchable fun while it’s on, VAMPIRE VS VAMPIRE is not in the same league as other Hong Kong vampire flicks, such as MR. VAMPIRE (1985).

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