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Damsel (2024)

Do not trust the royal family of the kingdom of Aurea...
Do not trust the royal family of the kingdom of Aurea…

Starring Millie Bobby Brown, Ray Winstone, Angela Bassett, Brooke Carter, Nick Robinson, Robin Wright and Milo Twomey.
Written by Dan Mazeau, directed by Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, and produced by Jeff Kirschenbaum, Chris Castaldi, Jonathan Loughran, Morgan Bushe and Emily Wolfe.
Netflix, PCMA Management and Productions, Roth/Kirschenbaum Films

Elodie and her family should have stayed at home...
Elodie and her family should have stayed at home…

Elodie (Millie Bobby Brown), one of the daughters of Lord Bayford (Ray Winstone), becomes betrothed to Henry (Nick Robinson), the prince of the wealthy island kingdom of Aurea. Elodie agrees to the marriage initially because the riches being paid for this union will mean much needed money going to her father’s poor, needy land, but then Elodie finds herself actually starting to like Prince Henry, and it all seems too good to be true… and that’s because it is too good to be true! Henry’s elite royal family, headed by the imperious  Queen Isabelle (Robin Wright), intends to feed Elodie to a grudge-bearing dragon! 

Prince Henry seems like such a nice chap, but... he ain't!
Prince Henry seems like such a nice chap…
...but when Henry and the royal court dress up like this, then you know it ain't going to end well...
…but when Henry and the royal court dress up like this, then you know it ain’t going to end well…

Millie Bobby Brown is okay in the earlier scenes, which boast some luscious fantasy visuals of mountains, knights, royal courts and castles, but she gets far better, I think, once her character is put under duress in the subterranean cavern that Prince Henry has thrown her into.

This is a damn cool-looking fantasy film image!
This is a damn cool-looking fantasy film image!

The film as a whole becomes more immersive once we find ourselves in the cave system with Elodie, who must keep her wits about her as she attempts to stay out of the grasp of the dragon. The script benefits from an efficient forward momentum, with new plot developments keeping the story interesting, like the inclusion of the helpful messages (written by a previous sacrificial princess) that Elodie finds and uses to evade the fire-breathing beast. A cool touch is the discovery of glowing grubs, which are a neat way to provide the heroine (and us) with a light source. These grubs also have healing properties, which prove to be useful later in the tale. To keep the location from becoming samey, the cavern is subdivided into different zones, like a vertical tunnel lined with sharp crystals, a cave filled with stalactites & stalagmites, and so on.

A bioluminescent cave-grub creature!
A bioluminescent cave-grub creature!
A vertical cave shaft that is lined with sharp crystals
A vertical cave shaft that is lined with sharp crystals

There are a number of striking visual sequences in the movie, including a flock of burning birds seen whirring through the cavern, a shot of ice melting as dragon-breath blasts it from above, and a later shot of flames lighting up the sky over the dragon’s mountain domain, which looks especially fantastical.

Dragon flames illuminate the night sky...
Dragon flames illuminate the night sky…

The female dragon is a pretty fine creation. She has a sleek build, with a solidly-built, ridged neck. Her throat glows before she breaths lava-like flames, and she possesses a long, prehensile tail, a spike-festooned head, a neck covered in spines, and large wings. This dragon has a characterful face, looking a little bit like Draco from DRAGONHEART, and, just like Draco, she can speak. I am not usually a big fan of talking movie dragons, but the way this one speaks, with a female voice courtesy of Iranian actress Shohreh Aghdashloo, it works quite effectively. The dragon also has a legitimate reason to want revenge on humans…

A damsel-versus-dragon face-off!
A damsel-versus-dragon face-off!
The dragon's body-structure gives her something of an heraldic look
The dragon’s body-structure gives her something of a stylised, heraldic look

DAMSEL’s plot machinations sees Elodie’s younger sister Floria being chucked into the dragon’s lair (because Queen Isabelle realises Elodie has evaded the dragon), and it all becomes really quite thrilling as Elodie goes back into the danger zone to save her sis! Elodie finally tips the balance in her favour after she finds the chance to explain to the dragon that the vengeful beast has been lied to over the years with regard to the identities of the sacrificial princesses.

Many of the caves are large enough for the dragon to fly around in
Many of the caves are large enough for the dragon to fly around in
The dragon's flame-breath has a lava-like quality to it
The dragon’s flame-breath has a lava-like quality to it

Robin Wright is sufficiently dastardly as the queen of the island kingdom, Ray Winstone is all right as the father who finally attempts to do the right thing, Angela Bassett is good as the stepmother who smells a rat, and Millie Bobby Brown just gets better and better as the film progresses. She looks very striking as the burnt, bruised, ragged, dirty heroine who eventually finds a way to exact revenge on Queen Isabelle and her sneaky, ruthless clan…

Elodie becomes more battered and bruised as the story progresses, but she will get her revenge!
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The Wyrm of Bwlch Pen Barras (2023)

Starring Bryn Fôn, Morgan Hopkins, Sean Carlsen, Victoria Pugh and Morgan Llewelyn-Jones. Written and directed by Craig Williams. Produced by Julien Allen for Two Draig Films.

'Fate will unwind as it must'
‘Fate will unwind as it must’

When Gwyn (Fôn) gets an early morning phone call, it’s obvious he is being informed about something that is serious, and it’s also clearly an occurrence that has happened before. What seems to concern Gwyn and his wife Anwen (Pugh) most is the fact that this event has started sooner this time around..

Gwyn gets an unwelcome call
Gwyn gets an unwelcome call

We follow Gwyn as he fetches items hidden in his attic, makes another call, then heads out to pick up the two other members of his team, Emlyn (Hopkins) and Dai (Carlsen). These men drive over to a farm, where they physically attack and subdue Dafydd (Llewelyn-Jones), who they shove into the boot of their car. They drive Dafydd to Bwlch Pen Barras mountain, get him out of the vehicle, and lead him further up the slope. The young captive’s wrists are tethered to a tree branch with rope, black markings are applied to Dafydd’s face, and Gwyn calls out to the Queen of the Mountain as something horrible happens to Dafydd off-screen…

Dafydd is the latest sacrifice...
Dafydd is the latest sacrifice…

This short Welsh movie, shot on nicely-grainy Kodak Super 16mm film, purposefully leaves a lot of details unanswered, so viewers must fill in the blanks themselves. Just what is it that has happened sooner this time? How are the sacrificial victims chosen? Is this a ritual tradition that has been undertaken by multiple generations of Gwyn’s family? 

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The film’s title is the main clue to explain what is actually occurring in the story: the word ‘Wyrm’ relates to dragons, such as the one featured in the Anglo-Saxon poem Beowulf. A red dragon, of course, is the most prominent symbol of Wales and it is included on the kingdom’s flag. Though the legendary creature is a symbol of national pride in Wales, in local myths dragons can have a more ambiguous or infernal significance. Writer-director Craig Williams has said in an interview that there are still folk stories which carry symbolic weight today in which dragons protect villages for a price, and he explained that he wanted to draw on that idea in the context of a horror film. 

Some viewers will be frustrated that the finale refrains from actually showing the creature: THIS IS A MONSTER-RELATED MOVIE THAT DOESN’T SHOW THE MONSTER! But, though I can sympathise with that opinion, I found some tasty tidbits to savour throughout this folk-horror-urban-fantasy’s brief running time, including the sweetly unnerving opening music by Dafydd Ieuan & Cian Ciarán (of the band Super Furry Animals). The overall no-nonsense vibe of the piece is the film’s main selling point, as it depicts the average Joe characters going about their business in a down-to-earth manner. Gwyn is very restrained and world-weary, Emlyn is rather fretful, out of shape, and is evidently content to follow Gwyn’s lead, whilst Dai likes to act the hard man, obviously getting a kick out of what he’s doing.

Above: Gwyn, Emlyn and Dai
Above – shots of the protagonists (top to bottom): Gwyn, Emlyn and Dai

THE WYRM OF BWLCH PEN BARRAS was originally shot as two versions, one in English and one in Welsh. But it soon became apparent to Williams, during the postproduction process, that the Welsh version felt far richer and seemed more true to the material, so that was the one the director submitted to film festivals.

Gnarled trees

This unflashy short film acts almost like an extract from some larger work, and it poses enough questions (Why has the Wyrm’s need for a sacrifice become more regular? When will the rituals not be enough?) to make me want to see them answered in a more substantial follow-up movie – and hopefully a sequel would put the scaly ‘Queen of the Mountain’ on screen!

We didn't get to see what attacked Dafydd in this film. If there's a sequel we want to see the dragon!
We didn’t get to see what attacked Dafydd in this film. If there’s a sequel we want to see the dragon!

The Cyan Dragon (2020)

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This movie features a many-headed monstrosity!
This movie features a many-headed monstrosity!

Starring Cui Erkang, Zhang Ruiyao, Su Suxia, Cheng Qi, Zhang Ying and Yin Shaosheng. Written by Liu Jiahong and Wang Runz. Directed by Ji Zhizhong and Tony Wei. Tencent Penguin Pictures

One of the hydra-creature's toothy heads
One of the hydra-creature’s toothy heads

A dying general transfers the power of the Cyan Dragon into the body of Xiang, a lowly footsoldier, who must learn to harness the energy to defeat an enemy nation led by a villain capable of beckoning a massive, multi-headed monster. The general’s sister, Ling, tutors Xiang on how to use his powers while they head for the frontline of the war, but Xiang must contend with his instincts to avoid the oncoming danger… and he also starts to fall in love with Ling.

Xiang and Ling
Xiang and Ling

THE CYAN DRAGON is a Chinese-made flick that starts with acrobatic 300-style war scenes, set within green screen-type virtual vistas, that are very cool and exciting to watch, with lots of wirework and characters utilising different powers.

Soldiers are routed by the villain's multi-headed serpent beast!
Soldiers are routed by the villain’s multi-headed serpent beast!

This is where we’re first introduced to a group of masked bad guys who look great on-screen. They each have their own supernatural skills: one killer leaves a smoke-like black trail as he swiftly moves about, another has a hand that transforms into a swollen lava-fist, and the chief villain is able to summon a hydra-creature from beneath the earth.

This dude can turn his hand into a big lava-fist!
This dude can turn his hand into a big lava-fist!
The masked bad dudes and their hydra-monster!
The masked bad dudes and their hydra-monster!

During this opening skirmish we also get to see how the power of the Cyan Dragon can be used, as the doomed heroic general restructures the material of his sword, causing it to become super-extended, so that he can skewer many adversaries onto his blade at the same time. This battle set piece is great fun and thrilling to watch, so it’s a pity that it is the only such large scale fight featured in the movie.

The lead villains all wear masks
The lead villains all wear masks

With Xiang becoming the host to the Cyan Dragon energy, the plot takes time to show us how the protagonist is initially rather unheroic, needing warrior woman Ling to keep him on track. Xiang, Ling and a couple of escorts set off on their mission, where they are stalked by the masked dudes, who use a kind of floating, brass spying drone-device to track them.

Ling, the fighting femme heroine
Ling is the stern, fighting-femme heroine

The ending sees Xiang and Ling fighting the remaining chief villain in a snowy landscape, trying to survive as the baddie briefly subdivides into three different warriors and then expands in size to become a giant fighter with a fiery halo.

The main antagonist becomes extra-evil!
The main antagonist becomes extra-evil!

When Ling is killed by the villain, Xiang screams in anger and sadness, zooms upwards through the clouds, out  of Earth’s atmosphere, entering the void of space! Then he powers back down to Earth, now dressed as the fully-armoured fighter Cyan Dragon!

Our hero slams back down to Earth and says... "My name is Cyan Dragon!"
Our hero slams back down to Earth and says… “My name is Cyan Dragon!”

Cyan Dragon mauls the masked chief, but the villain has one ace left up his sleeve, as he summons the many-headed super-beast once again!

The return of the hydra-critter!
The return of the hydra-critter!
For a while the villain becomes part of the gigantic monster itself, by melding with its throbbing innards
For a while the villain becomes part of the gigantic monster itself, by melding with its throbbing innards

This finale, with the totally CGI Cyan Dragon warrior battling the CGI hydra monster in a CGI landscape, is little more than glorified computer game footage, but it’s fun to watch nonetheless.

When Xiang becomes encased in his armour he does look very CGI, there's no doubt about that, but the action's fun to watch anyway
When Xiang becomes encased in his armour he does look very CGI, there’s no doubt about that, but the action’s enjoyable to watch anyway

The movie is entertaining and thrilling in places, with lots of wirework and too-cool-for-school villains. It’s a shame, then, that the film is so short. It would’ve been more satisfying to see Xiang spend time to fully explore the growth of his powers, and the notion that his energy can be personified and interacted with (it leaves his body a couple of times and takes on the form of a small dragon-creature) should really have been dwelt on longer.

Above: three shots from a scene where Xiang chats with a tiny dragon, which is the embodiment of the energy now inside him
Above: three shots from a scene where Xiang chats with a tiny dragon, which is the embodiment of the energy now inside him

The movie is also known by the title BLUE DRAGON OF ALIEN BATTLEGEAR.

The armoured Cyan Dragon warrior versus the huge hydra-monster!
The armoured Cyan Dragon warrior versus the huge hydra-monster!

The Magic Sword (1962)

Starring Gary (2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY) Lockwood, Basil (SON OF FRANKENSTEIN) Rathbone, Estelle (DARBY O’GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE) Winwood, Anne (NIGHTMARE IN WAX) Helm, Danielle (VALLEY OF THE DRAGONS) De Metz and Maila (PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE) Nurmi. Screenplay by Bernard (THE SPACE CHILDREN) Schoenfeld, from a story by Bert I. Gordon. Directed by Bert I. (THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN) Gordon.  

'The most incredible weapon ever wielded!'
‘The most incredible weapon ever wielded!’
Hag alert!
Hag alert!

Princess Helene (Helm) is kidnapped by the evil wizard Lodac (Rathbone), who intends to feed her to his two-headed dragon in a week’s time. Young hero George (Lockwood) vows to save Helene, whom he loves, and he isn’t deterred by the fact that Lodac has announced there are seven deadly curses which need to be overcome to reach the dragon’s lair.

Princess Helene takes a dip
Princess Helene takes a dip
The hero George (hooray!)
The hero George (hooray!)
The villain Lodac (boo!)
The villain Lodac (boo!)

Luckily for George, who happens to be the adopted son of a good sorceress called Sybil (Winwood), he is able to equip himself with an anti-black magic sword, a special white steed that is the fastest horse in the world, and an invulnerable suit of armour. He is also accompanied by six magically frozen, valiant knights (all from different countries) that George can reawaken and command. But George is unaware that the arrogant knight Sir Branton, who has also pledged to rescue Princess Helene, is actually a treacherous villain in league with Lodac…

The baddies Lodac and Sir Branton (Liam Sullivan)
Sybil and her two-headed servant (played by twin brothers Nick & Paul Bon Tempi)
Oh, and Sybil can turn into a panther!
Oh, and Sybil can turn into a panther!

I have a soft spot for this cheesy fantasy movie, which is also known as ST. GEORGE AND THE 7 CURSES, THE SORCEROR’S CURSE, ST. GEORGE AND THE DRAGON and THE SEVEN CURSES OF LODAC. Director Bert I. Gordon, famous for giant creature features like BEGINNING OF THE END (1957), EARTH VS THE SPIDER (1958) and THE FOOD OF THE GODS (1976), tries to make this a family-oriented adventure, but he can’t help including elements of horror, such as when a beautiful woman (De Metz) transforms into a grotesque, wonky-eyed vampire hag (played by Maila Nurmi, aka ‘Vampira’).

The pretty maiden Mignonette (De Metz) seems very nice...
The pretty maiden Mignonette (De Metz) seems very nice…
...but she's really a hideous vampire hag (Nurmi)...
…but she turns into a hideous vampire hag (Nurmi)…
...who sinks her fangs into the poor knight's neck!
…and she sinks her fangs into the poor knight’s neck!

More horror-tinged moments include a frothing, bubbling swamp that turns one of the knights into a skeleton, and a swirling, hypnotic vortex that scorches its victims’ blistering skin (which reminds me a little of what happens to the Colonel Breen character in 1967’s QUATERMASS AND THE PIT, when he is hypnotised and fried by the glowing space vessel).

Two of the heroes have their flesh sizzled by a swirling magical vortex
Two of the heroes have their flesh sizzled by a swirling magical vortex

THE MAGIC SWORD, though made on a low budget, is full of novel incidents, characters and creatures. There’s a huge, snaggle-toothed ogre, a group of little people , a chimp in a tunic, cone-heads & bird-faced minions that do Lodac’s bidding, a two-headed servant, and cave ghosts. Bert I. Gordon also treats us to a big dragon, which he brings to the screen via the use of a pretty nice-lookin’ puppet beast that has two fire-breathing heads! The dragon mainly moves its heads and is rather immobile, but it is a visually cool creation that helps ramp up the movie’s fantasy vibes.

Tiny folks!
Tiny folks!
George, on his trusty steed, fights the ogre!
George, on his trusty steed, fights the ogre!
Ghostly spectres in a cave
Ghostly spectres in a cave
Helene is tied-up, ready to be the dragon's latest victim
Helene is tied-up, ready to be the dragon’s latest victim
George takes-on the dragon!
George takes-on the dragon!

This is a colourful romp, no doubt about it, but it’s definitely the pervading air of grimness running through the story that helps THE MAGIC SWORD stick in the memory. Though this was obviously intended to be a kid’s flick, I can’t think of any similar fantasy film from this era that would’ve included the scene where Lodac feeds two pretty princess sisters to his dragon: these princesses get eaten (off-screen) by the dragon as Lodac forces Helene to watch! Even the design of the ogre (played by Jack Kosslyn) has a grimmer-than-usual touch: this humanoid brute already has an injured/paralysed right arm before he even attacks the knights, which makes you wonder what sadistic tortures the ogre may have suffered previously at the hands of his master Lodac.


Close-up of the ogre
Close-up of the ogre
The ogre starts bleeding after being wounded by a spear
The ogre starts bleeding after being wounded by a spear

THE MAGIC SWORD is a twisted low rent children’s fantasy-action-adventure that, if you’ve not already seen it, should really be tracked down right away and watched!

The way Bert I. Gordon adds a real animal's eye to this stone statue is creepy!
The way Bert I. Gordon adds a real animal’s eye to this stone statue is creepy!

Some posters for the movie…

US half sheet poster
US half sheet poster
French grande poster
French grande poster
Italian poster
Italian poster
US three sheet poster
US three sheet poster
Italian poster
Italian poster

Here’s the cover for the Dell comic book adaptation of the film…

Dell comic book cover
Dell comic book cover

…and here are some of the interior illustrations from the Dell comic book adaptation…

Above: three pages from the Dell adaptation
Above: three colourful pages from the Dell adaptation

Okay then, here’s a final look at the vampire hag…

Beware the green eyes!
Beware the green eyes!

Na Cha and the Seven Devils (1973)

Starring Yu Lung, Ching Li, Tina Chin Fei, An Ping, Wei Hung and Chen Hung Lieh, directed by Tetsuya Yamanouchi for Shaw Brothers and Jih Mao Film Company.

Poster
Poster
At one point Na Cha grows multiple arms!
At one point Na Cha grows multiple arms!

After eating a sacred peach and accidentally knocking the other seven peaches down to the mortal world, young Na Cha must deal with the human-looking devils that have appeared on Earth after various animals have chowed down on the mystical fruit.

A toad eats one of the sacred peaches
A toad eats one of the sacred peaches

This seems like a kids fantasy film to begin with, but soon we’re presented with shots of groping couples making out and scenes of folks being killed by the devils, who have a penchant for turning themselves into the likenesses of loved ones.

A dragon looms up above a village...
A dragon looms up above a village…
...and the beast starts burning the place!
…and the beast starts burning down the place!

There’s a decent kaiju moment when a giant dragon burns down a village, plus a subplot involving the devils attempting to prevent a military fleet from setting sail, and an airborne skirmish between Na Cha, a devil eagle and the dragon. To even the odds in this fight with the puppet predators, Na Cha grows in size and becomes multi-armed for a while!

Na Cha throws a sword into the devil eagle's wing
Na Cha throws a sword into the devil eagle’s wing
Goat dude
Goat dude

NA CHA AND THE SEVEN DEVILS is a watchable Hong Kong-Taiwanese fantasy adventure coproduction that, just like similar mythical tales, continually introduces extra characters as the story progresses, including a snake dude, a bull dude and a goat dude, plus an immortal hero with a third eye called Yang Jian, who is aided by Celestial Dog: a canine companion wearing its own natty yellow costume!

Bull dude gets hurt
Bull dude gets hurt
You lookin' at me?
You lookin’ at me?
Another shot of the dragon
Another shot of the dragon
Na Cha, Yang Jian and Celestial Dog
Na Cha, Yang Jian and Celestial Dog

Buddha’s Palm (1982)

Lots of bright effects!
Lots of bright effects!

Directed by Taylor Wong, starring Derek Yee, Yu On-On, Kara Wai, Lo Lieh, Alex Man and Shih Kien. From the wonderful Shaw Brothers studio.

DVD cover
DVD cover

Long Jianfei gets kicked into a chasm, but he is fortunately saved by a gold-skinned, winged creature called Dameng, which is kind of like a small dragon with the face of a friendly triceratops. Dameng takes Jianfei to its blind master, called Flaming Cloud Devil, who becomes Jianfei’s foster father.  

Flaming Cloud Devil feeds his pet, Dameng
Flaming Cloud Devil feeds his dragon pet, Dameng

Jianfe is taught Buddha’s Palm skills by his new dad and he’s soon swept along in a series of confrontations, as various old martial arts masters, including Sun Biling and Bi Gu of East Island, settle scores, team-up, argue or are betrayed by others.

Poster
Poster
Dameng, Flaming Cloud Devil and Jianfe
Dameng, Flaming Cloud Devil and Jianfei

With lots of leaping, spinning and flying characters from such groups as Ten Thousand Swords Clan and Dark Moon Clan, that perform outlandish skills like Heavenly Foot and Three Invincible Palms, this film is swamped with colourful cartoon animation force-beams, cell animated daggers, cartoon flames and so much more!

Super-fu powers!
Super-fu powers!
It's all kicking off!
It’s all kicking off!

One character uses Tortoise Style: the ability to fake death, whilst another master lets loose with the Wrath of Ten Thousand Buddhas Stroke, which results in loads of cartoon buddhist swastikas flying everywhere, as trees break, lightning flashes and a storm rages! That’s quite a technique! 

Flaming Cloud Devil launches his Wrath of Ten Thousand Buddhas Stroke…
...which causes cartoon swastikas to fly everywhere!
…which causes cartoon swastikas to fly everywhere!

The soundtrack, very often loud and discordant, adds to the wild, off-kilter nature of the movie, helping to compliment such over the top visuals as the villain known as Foot Monster using a super-extendable leg to attack adversaries, a kid with a large facial cyst from which he can squirt acidic fluid, turning his victims into green mush, plus the unsheathed Golden Dragon Dagger that looks and sounds like a lightsaber!   

Jianfe wields his lightsaber, er, I mean Golden Dragon Dagger!
Jianfei wields his lightsaber, er, I mean Golden Dragon Dagger!
Foot Monster, played by Shih (ENTER THE DRAGON) Kien, unleashes his extendable leg...
Foot Monster, played by Shih (ENTER THE DRAGON) Kien, unleashes his extendable leg…
...which can stretch really far!
…which can stretch really far!
A kid warrior squirts acid pus from his big boil!
A kid warrior squirts acid pus from his big boil!

BUDDHA’S PALM is a riotous amalgamation of sounds, cell animated power effects, insane fantasy super-fu skills and larger than life characters. Wonderful stuff!

Dameng, Flaming Cloud Devil and Jianfe
Another shot of Dameng, Flaming Cloud Devil and Jianfei
Poster
Poster
Colourful cartoon eye-candy!
Colourful cartoon eye candy!

Okay, one more look at cute ol’ Dameng…

Dameng is always doing stuff in the scenes he's featured in
Dameng is always doing stuff in the scenes he’s featured in

The Storm Riders (1998)

Don't mess with Lord Conquer (Sonny Chiba)
Don’t mess with Lord Conquer (Sonny Chiba)

Directed by Andrew Lau, starring Aaron Kwok, Ekin Cheng, Sonny Chiba, Kristy Yang, Michael Tse, Roy Cheung and Anthony Wong.

Region 1 DVD cover
Region 1 DVD cover

Lord Conquer, power-hungry leader of the Conquerer’s Clan, raises two boys called Wind and Cloud as his sons, after it is foretold they will bring him good fortune. Together with Conquer’s adopted son Frost, youngsters Wind and Cloud grow up to become powerful fighters under their Lord’s tutelage, bonding with each other and Conquer’s daughter Charity. But when the Lord instructs Charity to wed Wind, rather than Cloud, who is the man she actually loves, the stage is set for a confrontation that leads to Charity’s death at the hands of her father. Matters become much more dark and deadly after Wind and Cloud learn that Conquer killed their parents and now wants to murder them too. 

Wind versus a cave dragon
Wind versus a cave dragon

THE STORM RIDERS, based on the comic book series by Ma Wing-shing, is a big Hong Kong action-fantasy wuxia movie full of characters with super-powered skills, prophesies, betrayals and legendary weapons with names like Blizzard Blade, Ultimate Sword, Fire Unicorn Sword and Unchallenged Sword.

They got some big swords
They got some big swords
One superpower is the ability to expertly-manipulate streams of water
One superpower is the ability to expertly-manipulate streams of water
Lord Conquer unleashes an energy sphere!
Lord Conquer unleashes an energy sphere!

Aaron Kwok, as Cloud, is good at pop-dramatic posturing, whether he’s moodily sitting on a rooftop with a billowing cape, standing under a waterfall as he angrily shouts at the sky, or screaming in heartbroken anguish as he detonates plumes of water in a lake. Meanwhile, Sonny Chiba, as the single-minded, driven Lord Conquer, is regal, ruthless and looks the consummate badass at all times.

Cloud versus Lord Conquer
Cloud versus Lord Conquer

There’s a not-too-convincing CGI cave dragon and a less-than-photorealistic special effects-laden duel on and around a giant, stone Buddha, but these moments are acceptable as they exist within the comic book world of this movie. Far more impressive elements include the splendid Sword Grave set and the many scenes showing the characters creating energy spheres, manipulating water, spinning at super-velocities and generating shock waves. The inclusion of surprising plot ideas, such as Cloud ripping off his arm so that he can use the blood as a weapon, and a doctor realising he must sever his own ‘Fire Beast Arm’ and transplant the limb onto Cloud’s body, help keep the movie exotic and fantastical.

This dragon is the guardian of special 'Blood Bodhi' fruit
This dragon is the guardian of special ‘Blood Bodhi’ fruit
After Cloud yanks off his arm in a fight, a helpful doctor cuts off one of his own arms to donate to our hero!
After Cloud yanks off his arm in a fight, a helpful doctor cuts off one of his own arms to donate to our hero!

Watch out for a bamboo forest fight, ‘Firey’ the Fire Monkey (which is never on fire, sadly) and a showdown between Lord Conquer and Sword Saint, where we get the chance to see Anthony Wong floating into action like a glowing Moses/Obi-Wan Kenobi, giving off an aquamarine light as he immobilises everyone in his path! 

Anthony Wong is glowin' all over
Anthony Wong is glowin’ all over
UK DVD cover
UK DVD cover
Lord Conquer versus Sword Saint
Lord Conquer versus Sword Saint
Another shot of the dragon in the cavern
Another shot of the dragon in the cavern