Crazy Spider (2021)

Skewered by a spider monster!
Skewered by a spider monster!

Professor Jiang Zhe (Wang Yi Chun), a genetic researcher, goes on a mission to Spider Island to save his daughter Yifei, who has gone missing with the son of Du Yuan Sheng (Ren Qing An), who is his former boss. Also along for the ride is an armed rescue team, led by captain One Eye, and Fang Qing (Cui Ying Er), a doctor of environmental science.

Poster
Poster
A four-eyed spider freak!
A four-eyed spider freak!
Getting ready to shoot some arachnids
Getting ready to shoot some arachnids!
A spider approaches Yifei
A spider approaches Yifei
Tough dude One Eye has got a fake tan and an eyepatch!
Tough dude One Eye has got a fake tan and an eyepatch!

Once on Spider Island, Jiang Zhe discovers that the spiders he had experimented on several years earlier have been released on the island by Du Yuan Sheng. These arachnids were genetically altered to ingest plastic waste, but they’ve continued to mutate, becoming huge monsters with a taste for human flesh!

Big spiders on the roof!
Big spiders on the roof!
Big spiders running up some steps!
Big spiders running up some steps!
Rescue team versus arachnid!
Rescue team versus spider-critter
Small knife versus big spider: is this a fair fight?
Small knife versus big spider: is this a fair fight?
This beast has got really big teeth!
This beast has got really big teeth!

Jiang Zhe must now kick his drinking problem, find Yifei, prevent Du Yuan Sheng from taking any mutant spider eggs back to the mainland, then make sure his daughter gets off the island.

Jiang Zhe doesn't look much older than his daughter Yifei
Jiang Zhe doesn’t look much older than his daughter Yifei
Female rescue team member dodges a thrusting spider leg!
Female rescue team member dodges a thrusting spider leg!

Scriptwriter Tang Ya Jie, who also co-directed CRAZY SPIDER with Ye Zhao Yi, gives us a simple people-on-a-mission-to-a-monster-island plot, the kind of story I always find fun to watch, so it’s a shame that VFX Supervisor Yang Ying’s CGI is sub-par.

Rescue team captain One Eye attacks a spider with a machete!
Rescue team captain One Eye attacks a spider with a machete!

Creatures encountered during the adventure include a flock of migrating bats, giant arachnids (some can hop like the spiders in EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS) and also smaller spiders that swarm about in one scene.

Bats! (they look pretty rubbish in the movie)
Bats! (they look pretty rubbish in the movie, unfortunately)
A swarm of mini spider creatures
A swarm of mini spider creatures

The big spiders don’t have mandibles… they have mouthfuls of teeth!
Oh, and when they roar, they sound like a mix between an elephant and a lion!

Spike-backed arachnid monster with teeth!
Spike-backed arachnid monster with teeth!
Another spider monster with teeth!
Another spider monster with teeth!

There’s also a giant snake creature briefly seen at the start of the film. This serpent isn’t one of the genetic experiments, so I reckon it was included because many recent Chinese monster movies love to feature giant snakes!

Where did this giant snake come from?!
Where did this giant snake come from?!
Snake versus spider!
Snake versus spider!

One recurring theme in the movie is self-sacrifice, with five different characters blowing themselves up with hand grenades to kill some spiders and save their comrades/relatives. Mmmm… don’t these people know how to use hand grenades? Don’t they know they can throw these at the spiders, blow the critters up, and still stay alive themselves?!

A character prepares to blow herself up
A character prepares to blow herself up
Another character prepares to blow himself up!
Another character, later on, prepares to blow himself up!

There’s an enjoyable sequence in the movie where the team have to enter a cave system, and there’s even a brief moment where the effects actually look okay, because the scene is backlit by the sun. Actually, there are a couple of long shots of the spiders that also look pretty okay.

This backlit shot looks pretty good
This backlit shot looks good
The team enter a cave tunnel...
The team enter a cave tunnel…
...and they reach a cobweb-festooned cavern
…and they reach a cobweb-festooned cavern
A webbed-up captive and a bunch of giant spider eggs
A webbed-up captive and a bunch of giant spider eggs
This particular spider lurks in the cavern
This particular spider lurks in the cavern
An okay-looking long shot
An okay-looking long shot
Female fighter confronts some arachnids…
...and blows one of the spiders up!
…and blows one of the spiders up!

CRAZY SPIDER is a watchable, throwaway Chinese monster action-adventure. Shame the FX let it down.

The villain gets transfixed on the spiked limb of an arachnid
The villain gets transfixed on the spiked limb of an arachnid

Gog (1954)

Flame thrower versus killer robot!
Flame thrower versus killer robot!

Dr. David Sheppard (Richard Egan), from the Office of Scientific Investigation, is called in to investigate mysterious deaths happening at a top-secret government facility located beneath the New Mexico desert. David teams-up with Joanna Merritt (Constance Dowling), who is another OSI agent working undercover at this facility, which is being used to construct a space station.

UK quad poster
UK quad poster

The facility’s super-brain computer NOVAC (Nuclear Operative Variable Automatic Computer) oversees and co-ordinates all the equipment in the underground facility and the OSI agents eventually realise that a rocket-like enemy plane, invisible to radar, has been sending radio signals to NOVAC, causing it to murder scientists in a variety of ways. The computer controls two robots, called Gog and Magog, and these mobile devices are also eventually used to attack the facility’s staff. These machines are finally ordered to go to the nuclear reactor control room to trigger a chain reaction that will create a nuclear explosion, but David intervenes and goes on the offensive with a flame thrower!

Magog starts to smoke after David attacks it with a flame thrower
Magog starts to smoke after David blasts it with a flame thrower

GOG was the final part of the trilogy of Office of Scientific Investigation (OSI) movies. The previous two films were THE MAGNETIC MONSTER (1953) and RIDERS TO THE STARS (1954). They were all produced by Ivan Tors, who wanted these scientific OSI movies to be a little more fact-based than normal, eschewing stories that were more typical in this era, such as invading aliens and giant monsters.

David is shown a scale model of the space station by head scientist Dr. Van Ness (Herbert Marshall)

This focus on trying to make the story more ‘realistic’ is to be commended, though it does mean there are rather too many scenes in GOG where scientists talk at length about the experiments they are working on. To add some zip to the tale, however, a series of mysterious attacks on scientists punctuate the film, involving such menaces as a sabotaged centrifuge, a deep-freeze room, deadly tuning forks that kill via sound, a berserk solar projection mirror and a radioactive isotope hidden in a plant pot.

A hapless scientist is trapped in his own freezer room
A hapless scientist is trapped in his own freezer room
The test subjects on the sabotaged centrifuge are killed
The test subjects on the sabotaged centrifuge are killed
Lobby card
Lobby card
Dr. Zeitman  (John Wengraf) shows off one of the robots in his computer room
Dr. Zeitman  (John Wengraf) shows off one of the robots in his computer room

Herbert L. Strock’s direction is workmanlike at best, but the film perks up considerably when Gog and Magog finally go on the rampage. These robots, each equipped with multiple arms and a priapic flame-producing tube, are taken on by hero David, who torches Magog with a flame thrower and, once he is out of fuel, batters Gog with the nozzle of the flame thrower! The overall threat is eventually extinguished when American military jets (stock footage) shoot down the mysterious rocket plane. The identity of the enemy state responsible for the sabotage is never revealed but, as this is a Cold War era story, I assume it was the Russians.

Gog and Magog!
Gog and Magog!

Though made on a low budget, GOG is a good-looking, colourful production. I liked the location the film was set in: a secret underground laboratory with its different security-graded levels, I thought Richard Egan was a decent, no-nonsense, stoic lead and Constance Dowling was fine as his OSI partner and love interest.

Richard Egan and Constance Dowling
Richard Egan and Constance Dowling

GOG was shot in 3D, but the craze was already on the wane when the film was released, which perhaps added to the movie’s lacklustre box office. Tor would go on to focus on animal-themed film and TV productions like FLIPPER, DAKTARI and GENTLE BEN, plus adventure series like SEA HUNT, THE AQUANAUTS and RIPCORD.

This Italian poster focuses on the death-by-tuning-forks moment
This Italian poster focuses on the death-by-tuning-forks moment
'It became a Frankenstein!'
US poster: ‘It became a Frankenstein!’
Lobby card
Lobby card
After GOG was finished, producer Ivan Tors married Constance Dowling and brought one of the movie's robots back to his home
After GOG was finished, producer Ivan Tors married Constance Dowling and brought one of the movie’s robots back to his home!
The robots like to wave their arms about!
The robots like to wave their arms about!

The Hole in the Ground (2019)

A mother must find out if her son is a changeling creature!
A mother must find out if her son is a changeling creature!

Single mother Sarah (Seána Kerslake), who is living in a rented house in the Irish countryside, starts to suspect that her son Chris (James Quinn Markey) is not actually her real son…

She begins to think that Chris’ odd, disturbing behaviour might somehow be connected to the big sinkhole located in the forest just behind their house.

The sinkhole
The sinkhole
Poster
Poster

THE HOLE IN THE GROUND was directed by Lee Cronin, written by Stephen Shields & Lee Cronin, with fine cinematography by Tom Comerford.

Creepy local old woman Noreen Brady... just before she starts bashing her head against the car window
Creepy local old woman Noreen Brady… just before she starts bashing her head against the car window

This is a slow burn supernatural horror story that’s well handled, with some disquieting moments, including shots of victims lying on the ground with just their heads buried beneath the soil.

There's something disturbing about the character JUST having her head buried under the ground
I think there’s something really disturbing about the character JUST having her head buried under the ground
Noreen's corpse lies with her head beneath the soil
Noreen’s corpse lies with her head beneath the soil

The movie is a variation on the changeling myth, with Sarah realising that her son has been replaced by a shapeshifting creature. During the finale we get to see some of these beings when Sarah enters the sinkhole to search for her actual son.

Aerial view of the sinkhole
Aerial view of the sinkhole
Crawling through a tunnel
Crawling through a tunnel
The featureless creatures beneath the sinkhole
The featureless creatures beneath the sinkhole

A nice touch is the idea that changelings reveal their true selves when viewed in a mirror. At one point Sarah holds a mirror near to her son’s face and sees a hideous creature reflected back!

The creature's true appearance is revealed in the mirror's reflection
The creature’s true appearance is revealed in the mirror’s reflection

These creatures, as briefly shown at the end, are featureless humanoids… until they touch you, after which they can acquire your appearance, which happens when one of them grabs hold of Sarah.

The face of one of the formless beings dwelling in the sinkhole
The face of one of the formless beings dwelling in the sinkhole
A creature's hand grabs Sarah's arm
A creature’s hand grabs Sarah’s arm

I do think that Cronin relies too much on endless close-up shots of the heroine’s distraught face, and the pace should have been upped in the third act, but he imbues the film with a creepy atmosphere and obviously did a good enough job to snag the directing gig for EVIL DEAD RISE, which is coming out this year.

Here are some posters for the film…

Irish poster
Irish poster
UK poster
UK quad poster
US poster
Ukrainian poster
Ukrainian poster
Irish poster
Irish poster
Bolivian poster
Bolivian poster
German poster
German poster
Japanese poster
Japanese poster

A Chinese Ghost Story II (1990)

The giant centipede grips one of the heroes in its huge mandibles!
A giant centipede grips one of the heroes in its huge mandibles!

A scholar (Leslie Cheung) escapes wrongful imprisonment and falls for a beautiful rebel woman (Joey Wong), which leads to an adventure involving fights, monsters, and action-packed, supernatural encounters.

Joey Wong
Joey Wong
Poster
Poster
Leslie Cheung and Joey Wong
Leslie Cheung and Joey Wong
Yikes!
Yikes!
Leslie Cheung looks closely at a monster...
Leslie Cheung looks closely at a monster…
Joey Wong levitates
Joey Wong levitates

Ching Siu-Tung’s A CHINESE GHOST STORY (1987) is one of my all-time favourite Hong Kong movies. This follow-up (also directed by Ching Siu-Tung) doesn’t match the charming, madcap, romantic, stylish heights of the original, but it is enjoyable nonetheless, with scenes featuring a humanoid demon monster and an ending involving a devious High Monk who turns out to be an ancient, giant, flying, monster centipede!

Demon monster!
Demon monster!

Let’s face it: you can’t go wrong with a movie that features a massive, killer centipede!

The centipede has mandibles and lots of teeth!
The massive centipede has mandibles and lots of teeth!

The demon corpse-monster is a goofy-looking, full-scale model for a lot of the scenes (intercut sometimes with a man in a creature costume) and it is featured in some fun, imaginative moments. It gets skewered with spears and swords at one point, but this doesn’t stop the monster. Then Imperial Officer Hu (Waise Lee) hacks off the demon monster’s arms and head… but the demon keeps attacking – and the monster uses its ribcage like a giant Venus Flytrap to clutch onto Hu! Awesomeness!

The demon corpse-monster has big fingernails and big teeth!
The demon corpse-monster has big fingernails and big teeth!
The corpse-monster is behind you...
The corpse-monster is behind you…
Hey guys, the monster is above you...
Hey guys, the monster is above you…
A boobytrap fires a bunch of spears into the corpse-monster, but this doesn't hurt it
A boobytrap fires a bunch of spears into the corpse-monster, but this doesn’t hurt the demon…
...it just makes the corpse-monster angry!
…it just makes the corpse-monster angry!
The demon monster's disembodied arm attacks a soldier!
The demon monster’s disembodied arm attacks a soldier!
These are the demon's ribs as they get ready to grab Imperial Officer Hu!
These are the demon’s ribs as they get ready to grab hold of Imperial Officer Hu!

The toothy centipede, that provides the conflict for the finale, is also a full-scale model for a lot of the scenes. This critter bursts out of the ground, flies about with the characters clinging to its back and swallows a couple of them!

Characters find themselves trapped on the back of the centipede
Characters find themselves trapped on the back of the centipede

Even though A CHINESE GHOST STORY II focuses less on the endearing, romantic scenes featured in the first instalment, the sequel does boast lots of fights, magic incantations and flying swords. Wu Ma, returning from the first movie, and Jacky Cheung, playing a young Taoist priest, add to the manic fun.

After Wu Ma stabs the monster centipede he gets splattered with its slime
Wu Ma is splattered with slime after he stabs the monster centipede
At one point characters zip along on flying swords
At one point characters zip along on flying swords
One of the shots of the corpse-monster that utilises the full-scale creature model
One of the shots of the corpse-monster that utilises the full-scale creature model
Another pic of the full-size monster model!
Another pic of the full-size monster model!
She doesn't know what she's touching...
She doesn’t know what she’s touching…

Okay, here’s a final look at the centipede-monster, as it attacks Jacky Cheung…

The critter prepares to swallow Jacky Cheung!
The critter prepares to swallow Jacky Cheung!

Comic Covers for Where Monsters Dwell

Detail from the cover of Where Monsters Dwell Issue #37
Detail from the cover of Where Monsters Dwell Issue #37

Where Monsters Dwell, published by Marvel Comics, was a reprint series, featuring stories that had originally appeared in earlier comics like Strange Tales, Tales of Suspense and Uncanny Tales. The artists who provided cool art for the covers included Jack Kirby, Gil Kane and Marie Severin.

Where Monsters Dwell (volume 1) lasted 38 issues and was published from January 1970 to October 1975. I was too young to have seen the stories in their original comics, so Where Monsters Dwell provided the perfect opportunity for me to catch-up with these wild, creature-tastic yarns!

So, come with me… and feast your eyes on such monsters as Sporr, Rommbu, Kraa… and, of course, Fin Fang Foom!

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #1
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #1
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #2 - cover art by Jack Kirby
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #2 – cover art by Jack Kirby
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #4 - cover art by Marie Severin
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #4 – cover art by Marie Severin
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #5 - cover art by Jack Kirby
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #5 – cover art by Jack Kirby

The main story in this 1970 Where Monsters Dwell issue, “I Challenged… Groot! The Monster from Planet X!”, was originally featured in Tales To Astonish #13, from 1960…

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #6 – cover art by Jack Kirby
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #7 - cover art by Jack Kirby
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #7 – cover art by Jack Kirby

A giant gill-man! Awesome! It’s called Gigantus…

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #10 – cover art by Jack Kirby
Monster fight! Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #15 - cover art by John Severin
Monster fight! Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #15 – cover art by John Severin

The first story in this issue of Where Monsters Dwell, titled “The Insect Man”, originally appeared in Tales of Suspense #24…

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #19 - cover art by Gil Kane. I have this issue!
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #19 – cover art by Gil Kane. I have this issue!

It’s Fin Fang Foom! Yay! I love this dragon monster! This “Fin Fang Foom” story originally appeared in Strange Tales, back in 1961…

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #21 (1973) - cover art by Jack Kirby
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #21 (1973) – cover art by Jack Kirby

Easter Island statues are on the loose! Run away…

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #24  - cover art by Jack Kirby
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #24 – cover art by Jack Kirby

There’s a green monster climbing out of a black box! Woot!

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #30  - cover art by Larry Lieber
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #30 – cover art by Larry Lieber

Cool cover! Here’s Tragg, the last of a race of subterranean monsters (wiped out by underground atomic testing), ripping up subway train tracks!

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #33 - cover art by Gil Kane
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #33 – cover art by Gil Kane

It’s Gorgolla – the living gargoyle!

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #35  - cover art by Jack Kirby
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #35 – cover art by Jack Kirby

Okay, here’s a final cover, featuring a beaked, tentacled sea-fiend…

Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #37 - cover art by Gil Kane
Where Monsters Dwell Vol 1 Issue #37 – cover art by Gil Kane

The comic art of George Wilson

Detail of painted cover art for Turok Son of Stone #58
Detail of painted cover art for Turok Son of Stone #58

Here’s a selection of colourful, incident-filled paintings that the American artist George Wilson (1921 – 1998) produced for such titles as Gold Key’s STAR TREK and TUROK SON OF STONE comics. As a kid I owned a SPACE FAMILY ROBINSON annual that sported a wonderful George Wilson cover: its depiction of huge flying beetles attacking the Robinson family really made me eager to read the stories inside!

George Wilson was extremely prolific, so the examples below are just a taste of the kind of imaginative, eye-catching cover paintings he created over the years.

Let’s start with some SPACE FAMILY ROBINSON comic cover art!

This is the Space Family Robinson annual cover!
This is the Space Family Robinson annual I own!
Art featuring fierce, man-eating Kloblops! For the cover of Space Family Robinson #9
Art featuring fierce, man-eating Kloblops! For the cover of Space Family Robinson #9
Artwork, without cover blurb, for Gold Key's Space Family Robinson #22 
Artwork, without cover blurb, for Gold Key’s Space Family Robinson #22 
Cover art, without blurb, for Space Family Robinson #5
Cover art, without blurb, for Space Family Robinson #5
The cover blurb claims these are plant creatures, but they look more like goldfish monsters!
The cover blurb claims these are plant creatures, but they look more like goldfish monsters!
One-eyed alien ape monster! Cover art, without blurb, for Space Family Robinson #50
One-eyed alien ape monster! Cover art, without blurb, for Space Family Robinson #50

Some very cool TUROK SON OF STONE comic cover art…

That's a big monster!
That’s a big monster!
A dinosaur AND a killer plant! Art for the cover of Turok Son of Stone issue #26
Turok fights Pteranodons!
Turok fights Pteranodons!
Glowing cave dinosaur! Cover art, without blurb, for Turok Son of Stone #41
Glowing cave dinosaur! Cover art, without blurb, for Turok Son of Stone #41
'At the mercy of the sacred honkers!'
‘At the mercy of the sacred honkers!’
Painted artwork, without cover blurb, for Turok Son of Stone #74
Painted artwork, without cover blurb, for Turok Son of Stone #74
Dynamic cover art for Turok Son of Stone #58
Dynamic cover art for Turok Son of Stone #58
Artwork, without cover blurb, for Turok Son of Stone #46
Multi-armed horror! Artwork, without cover blurb, for Turok Son of Stone #46
Turok Son of Stone #114 painted cover. Logo on overlay
Turok Son of Stone #114 painted cover. Logo on overlay

Some STAR TREK comic covers…

Spock versus mummies!
Spock versus 10,000-year-old mummies!
The Enterprise crew explore a haunted asteroid!
The Enterprise crew explore a haunted asteroid!
Killer plant attack! I repeat: killer plant attack!
Killer plant attack! I repeat: killer plant attack!
Cool alien dino-monster!
Cool alien dino-monster!

Some outlandish VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA comic covers…

A strange fluid turns ocean life into monsters!
A strange fluid turns ocean life into monsters!
A weird mutant monstrosity!
A weird mutant monstrosity!
The Seaview meets a giant, undersea caveman! Art for cover of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea #4
The Seaview meets a giant, undersea caveman! Art for cover of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea #4

Some BORIS KARLOFF TALES OF MYSTERY cover art…

Water-squirting octo-monster versus fire-flinging demon-creature!
Water-squirting octo-monster versus fire-flinging demon-creature!
This amazing piece of artwork was for the 1967 cover to Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #17
This amazing piece of artwork was for Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #17’s cover
Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #39
Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #39
And here's the blurb-free art for the cover of Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #39
And here’s the blurb-free art for the cover of Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #39
Gorgeous art, without cover blurb, for Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #29 
Gorgeous art, without cover blurb, showing a creature from the Sargasso Sea, for Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #29 
Motorcyclist with laser gun versus dragon! For the cover of Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #34
Motorcyclist with laser gun versus dragon! For the cover of Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #34
Marvellous painting for Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #56. Without cover blurb
Marvellous painting for Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #56. Without cover blurb
Pink swamp monster on the cover of Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #49
Pink swamp monster on the cover of Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #49
'His best friend - a killer monster!'
‘His best friend – a killer monster!’
Cover art for Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #33
Cover art for Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #33
George's cover art for Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #43 boasts some truly novel-looking monsters
George’s cover art for Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery #43 boasts some truly novel-looking monsters

Some TARZAN comic covers for Dell and Gold Key…

Now THAT is what you call an eye-catching cover!
Now THAT is what you call an eye-catching cover!
Croc fight!
Croc fight!
Tarzan versus a reptile-riding horde!
Tarzan versus a reptile-riding horde!
Tarzan versus an underwater Triceratops?!
Tarzan versus an underwater Triceratops?!

Miscellaneous comic covers for Dell and Gold Key…

Cover for the Dell comic adaptation of Dinosaurus!
Cover for the Dell comic adaptation of the movie Dinosaurus!
Cover for Dark Shadows #11
Cover for Dark Shadows #11
Art for Dark Shadows #11 without all the blurb
Art for Dark Shadows #11 without all the cover blurb
Mighty Samson fights walking tree monsters with pincers!
Mighty Samson fights walking tree monsters with pincers!
Yikes! Another George Wilson illustration featuring a killer tree!
Yikes! Another George Wilson illustration featuring a killer tree!
Yet another killer tree painting!
Yet another killer tree painting!
Cover for the Gold Key comic adaptation of King Kong
Cover for the Gold Key comic adaptation of King Kong
 Cover for Gold Key's comic based on the Fantastic Voyage ABC TV cartoon 
 Cover for one of Gold Key’s comics based on the Fantastic Voyage ABC TV cartoon 
Tentacle monster with big rabbit teeth!
Tentacle monster with big rabbit teeth!
Jellyfish aliens attack! Artwork, without blurb, for one of Gold Key's UFO Flying Saucers issues
Jellyfish aliens attack! Artwork, without blurb, for one of Gold Key’s UFO Flying Saucers comics
That poor guy is being chased by an astronaut and a Triceratops!
That poor guy is being chased by an astronaut and a Triceratops!
'Night of the living bones'!
‘Night of the living bones’!
Painted cover for Magnus Robot Fighter #27. Logo on overlay
Painted cover for Magnus Robot Fighter #27. Logo on overlay
Cover art for Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom #21 without all the blurb
Cover art for Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom #21 without all the blurb
...and here it is without the cover blurb
George’s cover art for Gold Key’s adaptation of X The Man with X-Ray Eyes…
...and here it is without the cover blurb
…and here it is without the cover blurb
A final George Wilson comic cover, featuring yet more strange-looking critters
A final George Wilson comic cover, featuring yet more strange-looking critters

Dark Light (2019)

A glowing-eyed, energy-sucking humanoid!
A glowing-eyed, energy-sucking humanoid!

Annie Knox moves back to her rural family home with her daughter Emily (Opal Littleton) and gradually comes to the realisation that there are light-emitting beings lurking outside and inside her house.

'Fear the light'...
‘Fear the light’…

Annie’s ex-husband Paul (Ed Brody) and the local police sheriff (Kristina Clifford) don’t believe her and she is eventually arrested for the disappearance of Emily.

One of the beings abducts Emily
One of the beings abducts Emily

Annie manages to escape from police custody (after a cow conveniently causes the police truck to crash) and she hurries back to her house, to save her daughter and confront the humanoid creatures which are dwelling below her home and feeding on the energy of children…

Mysterious lights in the cornfield
Mysterious lights in the cornfield

Hey, this film ain’t bad.

I think the director includes one too many shots of doors mysteriously opening on their own, making it seem as if DARK LIGHT might be a paranormal-type story, rather than a tale about real, monstrous, flesh and blood beings.

Annie (Jessica Madsen) knows that there's something in the house...
Annie (Jessica Madsen) knows that there’s something in the house…

The creatures we are finally presented with, which are a race of humanoids that have secretly shared the world with us for millennia, are pretty cool looking.

These beings have dug tunnels beneath Annie's house
These beings have dug tunnels beneath Annie’s house
Now that's a helluva big eye!
Now that’s a helluva big eye!

These things each have a single, big, glowing eye they use to suck energy from humans and they are brought to the screen via decent-looking practical creature costumes.

The sheriff realises the creatures are real...
The sheriff realises the creatures are real…

Director Padraig Reynolds builds the tension and the action well in DARK LIGHT, which is much more professional-looking than his earlier movie RITES OF SPRING (2011), which also had a rural setting and a humanoid creature on the loose.

Sometimes these creatures don't bother to suck away your energy: these just rip your throat out!
Sometimes these creatures don’t bother to suck away your energy: these just rip your throat out!

Jessica Madsen is fine as Annie, David Matthews’ cinematography looks really good, the story is full of incident, and the final face-off with the creatures under the house is handled effectively.

One of the toothy creatures starts to suck away Annie's life-force
One of the toothy creatures starts to suck away Annie’s life-force
The weird-ass creature gets shot!
The weird-ass creature gets shot!

The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

Plesiosaur chases cop car!
Plesiosaur chases cop car!

Directed by William R. Stromberg, THE CRATER LAKE MONSTER’s original story and screenplay was co-written by William R. Stromberg and Richard Cardella, and the film stars Richard Cardella, Glen Roberts, Mark Siegel and Sonny Shepard.

The monster on the poster doesn't resemble the monster in the movie
The monster on the poster doesn’t resemble the monster in the movie
The full-scale plesiosaur head used in the movie
The full-scale plesiosaur head used in the movie

The plot concerns a huge plesiosaur that starts attacking folks near Crater Lake in Northern California. So just how did a plesiosaur end up lurking around a modern day lake in the USA?

Ah, I’m glad you asked, please read on…

Run away!
Run away!
The grounded boat burns
The grounded boat burns

…Well, a meteorite just so happens to hit Crater Lake (that’s a coincidence!) and the hot rock comes to rest next to a plesiosaur egg.

The meteorite sinks to the bottom of the lake... right next to the plesiosaur egg!
The meteorite sinks to the bottom of the lake… right next to the plesiosaur egg!

But, I hear you ask now: how come an ancient, extinct reptile’s egg is lying at the bottom of this lake, which wouldn’t have been there when the creatures existed on Earth? Ah, well… at the start of the movie we see Native American cave paintings that show a plesiosaur. So, I guess we have to assume there had been plesiosaurs (who survived the Cretaceous mass extinction event) living in that area up until the arrival of man. The plesiosaurs were killed off by the humans, but an egg was preserved in the cold mud at the bottom of the lake (the cold mud is talked about in the movie) – and the heat from the meteorite hatched the egg.

Cave painting
Cave painting
Plesiosaur close-up!
Plesiosaur close-up!

After we see the meteorite land next to the egg we almost immediately get a scene with a full-grown plesiosaur lumbering on the shoreline. It turns out it’s now 6 months later, but you only find this out during a bit of dialogue later in the film and, even if we’re talking a 6 month gap, could a baby plesiosaur really grow that big in that time?!

I guess it’s really not worth quibbling over such points in a film that fills much of its running time with the endless, tiresome antics of a couple of dumb locals. At one point these characters get scared by a log!
There’s also an extended sequence focusing on a murderous liquor store robber, which comes across as yet more (violent) filler, although it does end with the dude getting eaten by the monster. Another scene features a female character talking about the wonderful stars she’s seeing… even though it’s obviously still daytime! (Actually, the film suffered from financing problems, which meant that no post production work was done on the movie – and the day for night scenes ended up being… just day).

So much time is wasted following these dumb guys around (played by Glen Roberts and Mark Siegel)
So much time is wasted following these dumb guys around (played by Glen Roberts and Mark Siegel)
The reason I'm showing you these buffoons again is because you must accept the fact you will be seeing them a LOT if you watch this flick...
The reason I’m showing you these buffoons again is because you must accept the fact you will be seeing them a LOT if you watch this flick…

The stop-motion plesiosaur is cool though.

Roaring plesiosaur!
Roaring plesiosaur!
The Crater Lake critter bites into a hay bale
The Crater Lake critter bites into a hay bale

I like the look of this long-necked, finned critter…

…but, boy, it really needed more screen time.

It seems a lot of the blame for the lack of on-screen monster moments can be attributed to Crown International Pictures, which was brought in mid-production to help with financing… and then everything fell apart. Effects sequences were dropped and even some of the completed animation got somehow lost.
This was a real wasted opportunity because a lot of top creative people were linked with the film’s stop-motion and the building of miniatures: David Allen, Randall William Cook, Jim Danforth, Jon Berg, Steve Neill and Phil Tippett.

It makes you wonder what this film would’ve been like if it had received more financing. What a shame.

Machine versus monster!
Machine versus monster…
Another shot from this showdown
…and another shot from this showdown
I love stop-motion monsters, so here's another pic of the plesiosaur!
I love stop-motion monsters, so here’s another pic of the plesiosaur!
Nom, nom, nom...
Nom, nom, nom…
The plesiosaur succumbs to its wounds
The plesiosaur succumbs to its wounds
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Chewed up then thrown away!
Chewed up then thrown away!

The Void (2016)

Slimy, Lovecraftian tentacles everywhere...
Lovecraftian tentacles everywhere…

After a person is killed and burnt at a farmhouse, a small group of characters become trapped in a hospital… where they have to deal with hooded cultists and horrible, slimy, mutated creatures .

Cultists!
Cultists!
poster
Poster

THE VOID was written and directed by Jeremy Gillespie and Steven Kostanski (who is also a prosthetic make-up effects artist). The Canadian movie stars Aaron Poole, Kenneth Welsh, Ellen Wong & Kathleen Munroe, and it was mainly funded via normal channels, though the creature effects were actually crowdfunded on Indiegogo.

A nurse's body becomes enveloped by an enormous tumorous mass, covered in slimy skin and tentacles
A nurse’s body becomes enveloped by a tumorous mass and tentacles

THE VOID is an effective, low budget horror film that juggles such disparate elements as surgical horror, Lovecraftian cosmic eeriness & mysterious cults.

Mutating flesh...
Mutating flesh…

Channeling the likes of Carpenter, Fulci & Clive Barker, this movie boasts decent shock moments, some effective practical creature effects, a fairly unpredictable plot, plentiful gore and mysterious symbolism… just what does that triangle represent?

Beware the triangle
Beware the triangle
It's that triangle again...
It’s that triangle again…
...and here's the triangle once more... a portal
…and here’s the triangle once more… a portal
The cultists lurk outside
The cultists lurk outside

Maybe the story gets a little too convoluted, and some things just don’t get explained, but I think this adds to the obscureness of the whole production, which is a brutal, grim slice of 80s throwback horror/creature feature cinema. Great stuff.

That shot of the operating room looks grimly cool, so here it is again...
That shot in the operating room looks grimly cool, so here it is again…
...and again, in close-up
…and here it is yet again, in close-up

Finally, here are some cool posters/artwork for the film…

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poster
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poster
alternative poster
poster
This one’s quite a stripped back poster. Nice.
Cultists are waiting...

The Atomic Submarine (1959)

A cyclopean horror from space!
A cyclopean horror from space!

The loss of a submarine and other ships in the Arctic near the North Pole causes much international concern. It is decided to send the atomic submarine Tigershark on a mission to find out what is causing the disasters.

Half sheet poster
Half sheet poster

The crew of the Tigershark, which includes the sub’s captain Dan Wendover (Dick Foran) and Lieutenant commander Richard Holloway (Arthur Franz), plus scientist Dr. Carl Neilson (Brett Halsey), eventually discover a UFO lurking beneath the sea… controlled by its extraterrestrial, one-eyed occupant!

The UFO!
The UFO!

This low budget flick, directed by Spencer Gordon Bennet, has stilted narration, obvious use of stock footage, plus some of the most unrealistic, tiny submarine models ever committed to film… and yet… I really like how the movie suddenly becomes darker and more atmospheric once the crew get into the undersea saucer.

A teeny-tiny submarine model!
A teeny-tiny submarine model!
Another look at the astoundingly small, unrealistic submarine model!
Another look at the astoundingly small, unrealistic model submarine!

In this more impressive latter section of the film we see characters getting their skin melted by light beams and another guy dying when he’s caught in a closing saucer door. The interior of the craft is impressionistic, with lots of totally black backgrounds (due to budget constraints, I’m sure), which adds to the darker tone of these scenes. The ‘Electro-Sonic’ score is also a plus.

A crew member has his face melted off!
A crew member has his face melted off!
Zzzap! He's fried!
Zzzap! He’s fried!
 A sizzling arm
A sizzling arm
The impressionistic saucer set
The impressionistic saucer set

THE ATOMIC SUBMARINE boasts a very cool-looking alien: it is a large, cyclopean, tentacled, telepathic Lovecraftian creature!

The tentacled alien, seen from behind
I love the look of this one-eyed extraterrestrial!
I love the look of this one-eyed extraterrestrial!
At one point the alien gets shot in the eye: cue lots of goo!
At one point the alien gets shot in the eye: cue lots of goo!

Scriptwriter Orville H. Hampton (who also wrote THE ALLIGATOR PEOPLE and JACK THE GIANT KILLER) and Irving Block & Jack Rabin (who worked on the story) came up with one particularly cool idea: which is that the saucer is organic and able to seal-up the hole made by the atomic sub ramming into it.
It is a shame, then, that the makers just didn’t have enough money to properly convey this aspect of the story.

Insert poster
Insert poster
Alien tentacles!
Alien tentacles!
Some nice lighting
Some nice lighting

At the end of the movie the saucer breaks through the sea ice… and you can see the stick that the saucer model is attached to! But who cares? The film’s central plot (atomic sub hunting down undersea saucer in the Arctic) is pretty damn good.

Lobby card
Lobby card

The movie has a marvellous, action-packed poster too!

Awesome poster!
Awesome poster!

Finally, here’s an illustration of the alien by Jamie Chase…

Who are you lookin' at?!
Who are you lookin’ at?!

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