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Helldriver (2010)

Don't mess with this young woman!
Don’t mess with this young woman!
Nom, nom, nom...
Nom, nom, nom…

Starring Yumiko Hara, Eihi (AUDITION) Shiina, Yurei Yanagi, Kazuki Namioka, Kentaro Kishi and Mizuki Kusumi. Written by Daichi Nagisa, directed by Yoshihiro (TOKYO GORE POLICE) Nishimura, produced by Yoshinori Chiba and Hiroyuki Yamada
for Nikkatsu/Something Creation.

Eihi Shiina plays the disturbed Rikka
Eihi Shiina plays the disturbed Rikka

When a strange cloud of ash spreads across northern Japan, creating infected maniacs with horn-like tumours poking from their foreheads, the authorities are forced to build a wall to divide the country and keep their citizens safe. Though the prime minister continually stresses that the zombie-like denizens in the north should still be treated as humans, another member of the government secretly has a young, injured woman called Kika (Hara) turned into an experimental android… who is unleashed up north so that she can start killing off the infected. Kika is more than willing to do this because she wants to hunt down her mother Rikka (Shiina), who is patient zero: she’s the person who was hit by an orange meteorite and is symbiotically connected to the alien starfish that controls all of the infected!

Yumiko Hara plays Kika!
All the infected zombies have yellow/orange horn-like tumours growing from their heads
All the infected zombies have yellow/orange horn-like tumours growing from their heads

This is J-sploitation cinema at its most extreme and bizarre. Amazingly splattery geysers of blood deluge victim after victim, the designs for the zombies are outlandish, colourful and outrageous, crude-yet-cool special effects, which are purposefully stylised sometimes, continually assault the eyes, and the film is madly, urgently, perversely imaginative throughout.

Zombie geisha with a samurai sword!
Zombie geisha with a samurai sword!
This film is very, very bloody!
This film is very, very bloody!
Brain-eating time
Brain-eating time!
Arm-eating time!
Arm-eating time!
Face-eating time!
Face-eating time!

Director Yoshihiro Nishimura, who wrote and edited the movie, as well as doing the character designs, doesn’t try to make a film that operates on a real world level: in the reality of this flick Kika can have her heart pulled out by her evil mother and still survive! It’s explained that alien goo from the meteorite changed Kika’s body chemistry so that she doesn’t need a heart, but you get the feeling Nishimura doesn’t really care about what would really happen, he just likes the excuse to come up with madcap visuals, including the scene where Rikka triumphantly holds up her daughter’s bloody heart and shoves it into the gaping cavity in her own chest!

Kika’s own mother rams her hand into Kika’s body…
…and Rikka laughs as blood sprays everywhere…
Rikka rips out her own daughter's heart!
…and Rikka holds up her daughter Kika’s ripped-out heart…
...but Kika somehow survives this and becomes an avenging zombie-killer!
…but Kika somehow survives this and becomes an avenging zombie-killer!

Somewhat reminiscent of early Peter Jackson gore flicks, this Japanese movie is far more anarchic and surreal. Where else would you see a purple-faced zombie chopping off the heads of other zombies with a big sword, catapulting the mass of still-living heads through the air in a barrage that strikes the vehicle Kika and her companions are driving in? Where else would you see a zombie woman with extra ‘child arms’ poking from her face and many other arms sprouting from her limbs? Even her legs are actually arms, and a male forearm extends from her groin! Where else would you see Kika’s zombie uncle (with a swastika branded on his forehead) chasing the protagonists and collecting a bunch of body parts so that he can construct a bizarre zombie car made from limbs, feet and torsos?!

Kika’s parasite-controlled uncle builds a car out of body parts!
Kika’s parasite-controlled uncle builds a car out of body parts!
This female zombie has extra ‘child arms’ sticking from her face!
This female zombie has extra ‘child arms’ sticking from her face!

Some sequences reach a level of utter strangeness that you don’t think can be topped… and then an even more odd, imaginative & weird thing occurs, such as when we’re confronted by Rikka sitting on top of a massive headless body constructed from the parts of thousands upon thousands of zombies. And yet… it gets even more bizarre and outrageous, as the giant figure grabs two rockets and uses them to propel itself through the sky, with the thousands of zombie parts shifting about, so that the giant figure now resembles a passenger plane made from living corpses! Oh, the madness!

Yes, this plane is made from hundreds and hundreds of living corpses!
Yes, this plane is made from hundreds and hundreds of living corpses!

The film fetishises the recurring images of characters getting totally drenched in eruptions of blood, and Nishimura does get crueller sometimes, for instance when he shows one captive young woman getting her nipples bitten off, causing yet another deluge of spurting red stuff.

Blood spays over Kika!
Blood spays over Kika!
Blood sprays over everybody in this film!
Blood sprays over everybody in this film!

Lurid shifts in colour, from blues, to greens, to reds, to purples, pinks and yellows, add to the visual overload, while heavy rock guitars dominate the soundtrack. The movie’s credits suddenly appear 48 minutes into the film, just as Japan’s prime minister is torn limb from limb in a furious fountain of more blood! Border guards wear implausible, curved helmets, Kika has an engine strapped to her chest that powers her chainsaw-sword, and a female zombie uses her zombie baby as a weapon, swinging it around on its umbilical cord! A bulky zombie dude is covered in samurai swords that poke from his body like metal porcupine quills! The deviant uncle zombie gets chainsawed up the backside and yells, “I dig it! I dig it!” The alien parasite that has wrapped itself around the back of Rikka’s head resembles a cyclopean Patrick Star from SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, and, well, I can’t go on describing all the mega-carnage, creative character concepts and kaleidoscopic chaos in this film any longer!

The border guards wear very distinctive helmets
The border guards wear very distinctive helmets
This monstrous zombie has loads of katana blades sticking out of him!
This monstrous zombie has loads of katana blades sticking out of him!

Just go watch it and see for yourself!

Rikka has a starfish-shaped alien attached to the back of her head!
Rikka has a starfish-shaped alien attached to the back of her head!

Bio-Zombie (1998)

Sushi guy zombie loves this lady
Sushi guy zombie loves this lady

Lethal chemicals in a Lucozade bottle trigger a zombie infestation in a Hong Kong shopping mall. Nonsense-spouting VCD shop duo, Woody Invincible and Crazy Bee, find themselves trapped in the mall with several other shop workers, as the crazed, scabby-faced, cannibal undead start multiplying in number.

Spectrum Films Blu-ray cover
Spectrum Films Blu-ray cover

Horror comedy BIO-ZOMBIE begins by introducing us to the lowly, trivial world of slackers Woody and Bee, who think nothing of mugging Rolls (Angela Tong), a pretty fellow mall worker, for her ring and cash. Yet, despite their superficial banter and disreputable ways, director Wilson (IP MAN) Yip manages to encourage us to tolerate these two fast-talking, disaffected teens, rather than dismiss them immediately as total scumbags. Actor Jordan Chan, from the YOUNG AND DANGEROUS film series, instils a certain amount of rough charm and hints of well-hidden decency into the character of Woody, further encouraging us to give these shirkers a chance.

Woody and Bee: the slacker duo who take-on the zombies
Woody and Bee: the slacker duo who take-on the zombies
Zombies on the loose!
Zombies on the loose!

The arc of another character, Kui (Lai Yiu-Cheung), goes in the opposite direction, however, as he segues from seemingly self-assured, arrogant phone shop owner to a total coward who is prepared to shove a fellow survivor into the clutches of a mass of zombies to save his own skin.

Zombies overrun the carpark
Zombies overrun the carpark
Mrs. Kui (Suk-Mui Tam) finally falls victim to the undead
Mrs. Kui (Suk-Mui Tam) finally falls victim to the undead

The zombie makeups vary wildly in quality, and the movie takes its time to build momentum, but it is worth the wait, as we are treated to some interesting sequences, such as the scene where a lovelorn, infected sushi guy (Emotion Cheung) fights his undead urges and tries to protect Rolls from a bunch of zombie footballers… by offering them a plate of severed fingers served on rice!

The lovesick, scabby-faced sushi dude
The lovesick, scabby-faced sushi dude
Poor zombie sushi dude
Poor zombie sushi dude

The film retains its irreverent humour throughout, but adds increasingly bloody encounters, including Woody shoving a cordless drill into a zombie’s mouth, and it also includes a couple of unexpected emotional moments, plus some quirky homages to survival horror video games. 

A zombie stalks the mall
A zombie stalks the mall

Unlike most zombie films, which generally feature characters unaware of the whole mythos surrounding the undead, this movie wittily has Crazy Bee (Sam Lee) suddenly remembering a zombie computer game he’d been playing, prompting him to inform a cop that he needs to shoot an undead attacker in the head.

Hong Kong DVD cover
Hong Kong DVD cover

Woody’s transformation from strutting, self-concerned jerk to heroic zombie-fighter is nicely handled, a moment of on the nose sentimentality that occurs after Crazy Bee gets bitten somehow works (only Hong Kong films can get away with this kind of scene!) and the ending succeeds in being quite affecting, as Woody willingly drinks from the deadly Lucozade bottle after seeing Rolls unknowingly take a sip (although an alternative, more obviously downbeat final shot is also featured in the end credits).

Hong Kong Blu-ray cover
Hong Kong Blu-ray cover
Alternative artwork created by Thomas Hodge for the Vinegar Syndrome release of Bio Zombie. A limited edition slip for subscribers.
Alternative artwork created by Thomas Hodge for the Vinegar Syndrome release of Bio Zombie. A limited edition slip for subscribers.